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Arlene Knop
September 5th 03, 02:01 AM
Felix, deer,

Are yew gonna come to Capt. Midnite's DOC partee? There's lotsa food
and there's gonna be dancing.......

Gretchen Marie, hopeful

Seanette Blaylock
September 5th 03, 06:39 AM
Arlene Knop > had some very interesting things to
say about Calling FELIX:

>Felix, deer,
>Are yew gonna come to Capt. Midnite's DOC partee? There's lotsa food
>and there's gonna be dancing.......
>Gretchen Marie, hopeful

On my way, dear heart. My humans have needed a lot of my care lately,
so please forgive my not paying proper attention to you.

Incidentally, Dad's going to go talk to a tuna place tomorrow about
whether they want to give him tunas, so any purrs anyone can spare
would be appreciated [Mom still isn't having much luck with finding a
tuna place for herself, which bothers her].

Felix, with very needy humans lately

--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

Spook
September 5th 03, 02:34 PM
>Incidentally, Dad's going to go talk to a tuna place tomorrow about
>whether they want to give him tunas, so any purrs anyone can spare
>would be appreciated [Mom still isn't having much luck with finding a
>tuna place for herself, which bothers her].
>
>Felix, with very needy humans lately

Weer sendin toona purrrrrsssss tu boff of dem.

Bootsie, Gizmo, Sassy, Whiskers and Spook

bewtifulfreak
September 5th 03, 02:45 PM
Seanette Blaylock wrote:

> Incidentally, Dad's going to go talk to a tuna place tomorrow about
> whether they want to give him tunas, so any purrs anyone can spare
> would be appreciated [Mom still isn't having much luck with finding a
> tuna place for herself, which bothers her].

Mega-tuna purrs coming for your folks, Felix!

Scritchies,
Auntie Ann

--

http://www.angelfire.com/ca/bewtifulfreak

Boogie's Mom
September 5th 03, 11:25 PM
Purrs frum me anna sneeky rottin meen meowmie, too. I'ze nose how trubblin
it is to da hoomins when dey aren't makin da toonas.

Boogie (hissed off at his meowmie rite now) in soon to be pretty wet NE
Floriduh

"Spook" > wrote in message
...
>
> >Incidentally, Dad's going to go talk to a tuna place tomorrow about
> >whether they want to give him tunas, so any purrs anyone can spare
> >would be appreciated [Mom still isn't having much luck with finding a
> >tuna place for herself, which bothers her].
> >
> >Felix, with very needy humans lately
>
> Weer sendin toona purrrrrsssss tu boff of dem.
>
> Bootsie, Gizmo, Sassy, Whiskers and Spook
>

Seanette Blaylock
September 8th 03, 12:08 AM
"Boogie's Mom" > had some very interesting
things to say about Re: Calling FELIX:

>Well, afur I gottid sick wif da lump anna thyroid, I'ze hadda lotta pills to
>take. It wasn't too long befur I figgered out howta spit dem owt. Den
>Meowmie, finkin she was smart (snork) started grindin dem up anna hideing
>dem inns baby fud (which I luf). One day, she putted one too meny pills
>inna da strained fud anna I figgured it owt anna qwit eetin da baby fud.
>She went back to just pokin da pills down mineown throat when she gotted da
>idearment of dippin dem inna butter (which I also lufs). Dis was fine till
>she tricked me anna dipped a tranqwelizer inna da butter anna I swallered it
>befur I knowed it. I gottid all woozy and staggery anna felt awrful. (Boog
>turns into the Cat from He** when it's time to visit TED and has to be
>sedated for his safety) Meowmie picked me up to gif me some smurgles anna
>make me feel better anna just when I wuz getting comfortable, she stuffed me
>inna BOKS anna dragged me off to TED to haf my blud stolen (thyroid test).
>They clipped mine fine claws dere, too. Now I can't trust mine meowmie
>attid all cuz effurry treet mite have a nasty pill in it. She's ruint ALL
>mine treetz anna fun. Now I hiss at her effurry day to remind her dat I's
>not to be trifled wif.

And I thought my humans could be rude! Want me to hairball in your
Mom's shoe?

Felix, readying missile

--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

Arlene Knop
September 8th 03, 12:55 AM
Seanette Blaylock wrote:
>
> Arlene Knop > had some very interesting things to
> say about Calling FELIX:
>
> >Felix, deer,
> >Are yew gonna come to Capt. Midnite's DOC partee? There's lotsa food
> >and there's gonna be dancing.......
> >Gretchen Marie, hopeful
>
> On my way, dear heart. My humans have needed a lot of my care lately,
> so please forgive my not paying proper attention to you.
>
> Incidentally, Dad's going to go talk to a tuna place tomorrow about
> whether they want to give him tunas, so any purrs anyone can spare
> would be appreciated [Mom still isn't having much luck with finding a
> tuna place for herself, which bothers her].
>
> Felix, with very needy humans lately
>
> --
> Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

Oh, my. I unnerstand about toona places. Ize still purring fur bof of
them and liting thuh candul. I didn't mean to nag yew, I thot maybe
yew needed a nite off fur sum fun at thuh partee. See yew there.

Yer devoted Gretchen Marie

Arlene Knop
September 8th 03, 12:58 AM
I get thoze same kinda pillz two tymes a day. Meowmie makes a liddle
round ball out of sum of my food and hides thuh pill in it. If I eat
that OK, then I get thuh rest of my food. And she cheks thuh floor to
make shoor I haven't spit it out. Ize OK wif this eggsept when she
tries to giv me that dum adult diet food. Then I refooz thuh pill AND
thuh food so she feelz reel bad that Ize not eating. Ize won a few
battlez and she's won a few. I hafta trust her. She's my meowmie.

Gretchen Marie, a furry well behaved cat

Boogie's Mom wrote:
>
> Well, afur I gottid sick wif da lump anna thyroid, I'ze hadda lotta pills to
> take. It wasn't too long befur I figgered out howta spit dem owt. Den
> Meowmie, finkin she was smart (snork) started grindin dem up anna hideing
> dem inns baby fud (which I luf). One day, she putted one too meny pills
> inna da strained fud anna I figgured it owt anna qwit eetin da baby fud.
> She went back to just pokin da pills down mineown throat when she gotted da
> idearment of dippin dem inna butter (which I also lufs). Dis was fine till
> she tricked me anna dipped a tranqwelizer inna da butter anna I swallered it
> befur I knowed it. I gottid all woozy and staggery anna felt awrful. (Boog
> turns into the Cat from He** when it's time to visit TED and has to be
> sedated for his safety) Meowmie picked me up to gif me some smurgles anna
> make me feel better anna just when I wuz getting comfortable, she stuffed me
> inna BOKS anna dragged me off to TED to haf my blud stolen (thyroid test).
> They clipped mine fine claws dere, too. Now I can't trust mine meowmie
> attid all cuz effurry treet mite have a nasty pill in it. She's ruint ALL
> mine treetz anna fun. Now I hiss at her effurry day to remind her dat I's
> not to be trifled wif.
>
> By the way, mine own furz are growin back quite nicely after the owtrageous
> haircut incident (anna it was kinda nice hafin a sorta bare belly in da
> Floriduh heet) anna da surgery spot.
>
> Yer pal,
> Boogie da HarpurrCat in Floriduh dat Henri missed
>
> "Unca Cory" > wrote in message
> t...
> > On Fri, 05 Sep 2003 17:31:21 -0700, Seanette Blaylock said...
> > > "Boogie's Mom" > had some very interesting
> > > things to say about Re: Calling FELIX:
> > >
> > > >Purrs frum me anna sneeky rottin meen meowmie, too. I'ze nose how
> trubblin
> > > >it is to da hoomins when dey aren't makin da toonas.
> > > >Boogie (hissed off at his meowmie rite now) in soon to be pretty wet NE
> > > >Floriduh
> > >
> > > What did your Mom do to hiss you off?
> > >
> > > Felix, understanding how irritating humans can be
> >
> > Inkwire-ink myndz wanna noze! (UB ~ I betz it haz sumfin' tu du wif
> > TdumED... eefur dat ur hiz Meowmie tukked hizownself tu git alla
> > hizownfurz kuttid off.)
> >
> > --- Onyx
> >
> > --
> > "Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!" --- Mr. GrowlTiger

Arlene Knop
September 11th 03, 02:01 AM
Arlene Knop wrote:
>
> Seanette Blaylock wrote:
> >
> > Arlene Knop > had some very interesting things to
> > say about Calling FELIX:
> >
> > >Felix, deer,
> > >Are yew gonna come to Capt. Midnite's DOC partee? There's lotsa food
> > >and there's gonna be dancing.......
> > >Gretchen Marie, hopeful
> >
> > On my way, dear heart. My humans have needed a lot of my care lately,
> > so please forgive my not paying proper attention to you.
> >
> > Incidentally, Dad's going to go talk to a tuna place tomorrow about
> > whether they want to give him tunas, so any purrs anyone can spare
> > would be appreciated [Mom still isn't having much luck with finding a
> > tuna place for herself, which bothers her].
> >
> > Felix, with very needy humans lately
> >
> > --
> > Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom
>
> Oh, my. I unnerstand about toona places. Ize still purring fur bof of
> them and liting thuh candul. I didn't mean to nag yew, I thot maybe
> yew needed a nite off fur sum fun at thuh partee. See yew there.
>
> Yer devoted Gretchen Marie

Fangu, fangu, my hero! Yew yerownself know that Ize thuh eepitomy of
ladiness. Wot mite be taken fur misbehaving is mereely dissiplinning
thuh hoomins such as yerownself is about to do now. That and No Fun
Unca Cory who duzn't beleev kittees shud be smurgling under blanketz.
We iz all fixedwhen notborken, Unca Cory. Wot cud POSSIBLY happen?
Show him ALL yer klawz, Felix, deer.

Gretchen Marie, in an indignant huff

Seanette Blaylock
September 11th 03, 04:17 AM
Arlene Knop > had some very interesting things to
say about Re: Calling FELIX:

>Fangu, fangu, my hero! Yew yerownself know that Ize thuh eepitomy of
>ladiness. Wot mite be taken fur misbehaving is mereely dissiplinning
>thuh hoomins such as yerownself is about to do now. That and No Fun
>Unca Cory who duzn't beleev kittees shud be smurgling under blanketz.
>We iz all fixedwhen notborken, Unca Cory. Wot cud POSSIBLY happen?
>Show him ALL yer klawz, Felix, deer.
>Gretchen Marie, in an indignant huff

Well, Mom's talking to two more tuna places tomorrow, plus taking a
class [why she needs to learn another people language instead of
learning to speak cat better, I have no idea].

Felix, hoping Mom makes it through tomorrow without pulling out what
fur she has

--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom