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Joan Koster
October 11th 03, 06:19 PM
*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*

Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.

But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
inside.

Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.

In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
Bridge on July 13.

When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.

He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.

Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.

Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie

--
****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****

Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html






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KS
October 11th 03, 11:00 PM
>Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
>Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie

Bootsie, Gizmo, Sassy, and Whiskers and their escorts raise glasses in honor of
Poppacat.

Mietze
October 11th 03, 11:32 PM
Joan Koster > wrote:

>*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*

<snippt>

>He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
>firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
>Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
>Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>

<small brown tabby picks up a glass>

To yu, Poppacat! Yu were a gud frend an yu will bee missd furrymuch.

Dat wuz a grayt tribyoot, Kostercats, wee no yur broffur bedder denn
beefor an can hold him in memry da cleerurr fur it.

Mietze
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October 12th 03, 01:11 AM
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 10:19:53 -0700, Joan Koster
> wrote:

>*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
>
>Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
>alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
>beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
>felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
>four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
>beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.
>
>But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
>Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
>dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
>healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
>inside.
>
>Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
>haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
>catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
>An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.
>
>In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
>to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
>moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
>Bridge on July 13.
>
>When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
>beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
>hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
>him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
>tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.
>
>He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
>firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
>Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
>Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
<big gray boy lifts his glass> Well dun Koster Katz, Poppa wud be
furry prowd uf yew all!

Charlie Fennel

Carol
October 12th 03, 03:42 AM
We are sorry Poppacat is no longer with us, but glad he is no longer in pain.
TopHat and the gang

Joan Koster > wrote in message >...
> *Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
>
> Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
> alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
> beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
> felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
> four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
> beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.
>
> But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
> Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
> dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
> healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
> inside.
>
> Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
> haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
> catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
> An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.
>
> In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
> to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
> moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
> Bridge on July 13.
>
> When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
> beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
> hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
> him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
> tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.
>
> He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
> firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
> Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
> Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
> --
> ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****
>
> Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
> RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html

Ray or Fran
October 12th 03, 10:40 PM
*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*

(gentle snippage>

Punkins & Puddi Cat raise theirz glasses to toast Poppacat.

Poppacat would be proud of youze tribute Koster cats. Weze feels weze knowz
him better.

Hez was a fine memfur of the Community and will be missed. Herez to youze
Poppacat, until weze meet again.

Punkins & Puddi Cat

ladyjade
October 14th 03, 05:34 AM
<Ten Catnadian kittiez rayz der glassiz in tribyewt tu Poppacat>

DaRennieKidz

"Joan Koster" > wrote in message
...
> *Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
>
> Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
> alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
> beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
> felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
> four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
> beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.
>
> But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
> Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
> dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
> healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
> inside.
>
> Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
> haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
> catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
> An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.
>
> In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
> to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
> moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
> Bridge on July 13.
>
> When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
> beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
> hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
> him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
> tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.
>
> He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
> firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
> Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
> Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
> --
> ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****
>
> Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
> RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html
>
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> The Boulder Pledge: "Under no circumstances will I ever purchase
> anything offered to me as the result of an unsolicited email message.
> Nor will I forward chain letters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus
> warnings to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the
> survival of the online community."
>

Gabrielle
October 16th 03, 05:06 AM
Joan Koster wrote:

> *Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
> 8< gentle snip of tribute >8
> Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
> Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>

[Laura, Ralph, Jabbit, and their party raise their glasses.]
Heerz tu Poppacat -- 'til we meet agin!

JGW
October 20th 03, 10:00 PM
I remember Poppacat from way back! I'ze so sorry he hadda go to da
Bridge.

But I just wanna say dat Anti Joan wuz furry wonderful for lettin him
come into her clowder even though he wuz FIV+. Back in those days,
most hoomins wuz afraid of FIV cats but not Anti Joan. I'ze so glad
dat Poppacat found a OneTrooHome gotted to spend a full life there wif
his hoomins an cat sisfurs an broffers.

Miranda-banda

>*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
>
>Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
>alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
>beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
>felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
>four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
>beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.
>
>But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
>Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
>dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
>healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
>inside.
>
>Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
>haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
>catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
>An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.
>
>In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
>to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
>moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
>Bridge on July 13.
>
>When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
>beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
>hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
>him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
>tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.
>
>He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
>firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
>Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
>Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
>--
>****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****
>
>Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
>RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html

JGW
October 20th 03, 10:00 PM
I remember Poppacat from way back! I'ze so sorry he hadda go to da
Bridge.

But I just wanna say dat Anti Joan wuz furry wonderful for lettin him
come into her clowder even though he wuz FIV+. Back in those days,
most hoomins wuz afraid of FIV cats but not Anti Joan. I'ze so glad
dat Poppacat found a OneTrooHome gotted to spend a full life there wif
his hoomins an cat sisfurs an broffers.

Miranda-banda

>*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
>
>Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
>alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
>beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
>felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
>four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
>beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.
>
>But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
>Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
>dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
>healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
>inside.
>
>Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
>haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
>catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
>An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.
>
>In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
>to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
>moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
>Bridge on July 13.
>
>When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
>beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
>hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
>him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
>tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.
>
>He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
>firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
>Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
>Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
>--
>****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****
>
>Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
>RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html

Sherry Laing
October 22nd 03, 02:21 AM
<Bob-tailed tabby gurl liftz her glass to da memree uv Poppacat> To
Poppacat. Da KosterKats an dere meowmie are gonna miss him, but he had a
gudgud life an lotza luv while he wuz wif dem. --Talisker Pippin

Visit the BallardBunch at Bitterroot Manor,
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1240/


>
>
> Joan Koster wrote:
>
> > *Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
> > 8< gentle snip of tribute >8
> > Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
> >
> > Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
> >
>
> [Laura, Ralph, Jabbit, and their party raise their glasses.]
> Heerz tu Poppacat -- 'til we meet agin!
>
>

Sherry Laing
October 22nd 03, 02:21 AM
<Bob-tailed tabby gurl liftz her glass to da memree uv Poppacat> To
Poppacat. Da KosterKats an dere meowmie are gonna miss him, but he had a
gudgud life an lotza luv while he wuz wif dem. --Talisker Pippin

Visit the BallardBunch at Bitterroot Manor,
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1240/


>
>
> Joan Koster wrote:
>
> > *Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
> > 8< gentle snip of tribute >8
> > Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
> >
> > Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
> >
>
> [Laura, Ralph, Jabbit, and their party raise their glasses.]
> Heerz tu Poppacat -- 'til we meet agin!
>
>

Miss Violette
October 23rd 03, 08:36 AM
This is a fine tribute, Miss Violette, wiping her eyes
Joan Koster > wrote in message
...
> *Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
>
> Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
> alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
> beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
> felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
> four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
> beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.
>
> But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
> Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
> dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
> healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
> inside.
>
> Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
> haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
> catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
> An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.
>
> In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
> to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
> moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
> Bridge on July 13.
>
> When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
> beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
> hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
> him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
> tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.
>
> He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
> firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
> Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
> Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
> --
> ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****
>
> Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
> RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html
>
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> The Boulder Pledge: "Under no circumstances will I ever purchase
> anything offered to me as the result of an unsolicited email message.
> Nor will I forward chain letters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus
> warnings to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the
> survival of the online community."
>

Miss Violette
October 23rd 03, 08:36 AM
This is a fine tribute, Miss Violette, wiping her eyes
Joan Koster > wrote in message
...
> *Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
>
> Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
> alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
> beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
> felt dat deyre wuz no moor room inna howze fur catz (deyre were alreddee
> four uf uz), so Poppa an Bitsy an Baby liffed onna dek. Dey were hur
> beluffed Pile O'Tabbies.
>
> But den, in 1998, Poppa gotted inna Big Fiyte wiff anuffur cat, an
> Meowmie brought him IN tu heal hiz wounds. She declared den an deyre
> dat he wuld no longer be an OUT cat, an neefur wuld Bitsy or Baby. Poppa
> healed onna outside, but we soon fownd owt dat he had a tymebome onna
> inside.
>
> Poppa was tested an fownd tu be FIV+. TED Catherine had sed dat he culd
> haf a long an happy lyfe, but dat it maybe wuldn't be az long az uffur
> catz, an dat eggstra speshyul care wuld be needed tu keep Poppa helfy.
> An so he wuz, fur fife long yeers.
>
> In Jooly, Meowmie noticed dat he wuz gettin furry thin, an she took him
> to TED, wayre they fownd dat he wuz in full-blown FAIDS. Day fot he had
> moor tyme, but he let Meowmie no dat wuz not to be, an he went tu tha
> Bridge on July 13.
>
> When Poppa furst cayme IN, he was a fraidycat. Meowmie finks it wuz
> beclawz he most liykely had gone furum a safe home to thu OWT wayre he
> hadda fiyght fur himself. He would cringe weneffur ennykitty lukked at
> him siydeways. But he soon became a firm, tough littul guy, not affraid
> tu ask fur hisown share uf smurgles.
>
> He luffed rpcc, and da 'venturez dat he tuk part in. He wuz kwiet but
> firm, an luffed tu organize. He wuz owr rock, an we miss him.
>
> Please raise a glass uf nip tu ourz Poppa.
>
> Junior, Bitsy, Baby, Cinni an Cookie
>
> --
> ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****
>
> Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
> RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html
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> Nor will I forward chain letters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus
> warnings to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the
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