Grooming

[JSmith4973]

Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna komez,
anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez startz tu
come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl sleek az
show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum.

Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna fungurz,
anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre, anna
he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid givved
him nip to make him feel bedderer.

Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up onna
gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat
brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby getz
more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz innit.

Vincent

[Stinky]

Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay
kleen froo da winter.

P.C.

"JSmith4973" > wrote in message
...
> Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna
komez,
> anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez
startz tu
> come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl
sleek az
> show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum.
>
> Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna
fungurz,
> anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre,
anna
> he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid
givved
> him nip to make him feel bedderer.
>
> Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up
onna
> gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat
> brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby
getz
> more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz
innit.
>
> Vincent

[Stinky]

Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay
kleen froo da winter.

P.C.

"JSmith4973" > wrote in message
...
> Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna
komez,
> anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez
startz tu
> come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl
sleek az
> show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum.
>
> Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna
fungurz,
> anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre,
anna
> he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid
givved
> him nip to make him feel bedderer.
>
> Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up
onna
> gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat
> brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby
getz
> more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz
innit.
>
> Vincent

[JSmith4973]

>
>
>Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay
kleen froo da winter.
>
>P.C.
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Frum yer mouf tu Bast'z eerz, P.C.. But da weather'z still tuu miserabul to
wash Shelby, so dey gotta spot-kleen hizzownself. Dat'll be a blud lettin.
Anna dey will hafta uze da hayre dryer on hizzownself. Da heet iz on inna
Cattery, anna Kid anna Boss will mayke shure heze dry b4 dy bringz him bak
owdt.

But heze gonna raze h*ll.

Vincent

[JSmith4973]

>
>
>Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay
kleen froo da winter.
>
>P.C.
----------
Frum yer mouf tu Bast'z eerz, P.C.. But da weather'z still tuu miserabul to
wash Shelby, so dey gotta spot-kleen hizzownself. Dat'll be a blud lettin.
Anna dey will hafta uze da hayre dryer on hizzownself. Da heet iz on inna
Cattery, anna Kid anna Boss will mayke shure heze dry b4 dy bringz him bak
owdt.

But heze gonna raze h*ll.

Vincent

[Miss Violette]

none of us allow any of that, Miss Violette
JSmith4973 > wrote in message
...
> Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna
komez,
> anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez
startz tu
> come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl
sleek az
> show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum.
>
> Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna
fungurz,
> anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre,
anna
> he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid
givved
> him nip to make him feel bedderer.
>
> Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up
onna
> gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat
> brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby
getz
> more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz
innit.
>
> Vincent

[Miss Violette]

none of us allow any of that, Miss Violette
JSmith4973 > wrote in message
...
> Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna
komez,
> anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez
startz tu
> come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl
sleek az
> show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum.
>
> Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna
fungurz,
> anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre,
anna
> he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid
givved
> him nip to make him feel bedderer.
>
> Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up
onna
> gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat
> brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby
getz
> more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz
innit.
>
> Vincent