Happee annipurrsary to myown deer Toonya

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

Deer Toonya. Owrown annipurrsary iz kummin up dis weekend. Wud yoo like to go onna date wif myownself? We kud go owt fur fudz, maybe at da sekrit kittee resturant on da top uv da Golden Gate Brij in San Furncisco. Den we kud go dansin at the Waldorf Astoria Grand Ballrum -- we kud evin go bak in time fur dat to attend wun uv da old-timey fantsee ballz. Den we kud go to da Valleytimez Day partee frum da uther thred.

Uv korse, we kud do sumfing eltz, if yoo purrferz. Juss let myownself know.

Yur luving wink,
Sunnydanse

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
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Deer Toonya. Owrown annipurrsary iz kummin up dis weekend. Wud yoo like to
go onna date wif myownself? We kud go owt fur fudz, maybe at da sekrit
kittee resturant on da top uv da Golden Gate Brij in San Furncisco. Den we
kud go dansin at the Waldorf Astoria Grand Ballrum -- we kud evin go bak in
time fur dat to attend wun uv da old-timey fantsee ballz. Den we kud go to
da Valleytimez Day partee frum da uther thred.

Uv korse, we kud do sumfing eltz, if yoo purrferz. Juss let myownself know.

Yur luving wink,
Sunnydanse
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OMB! I wud luff to!
Yu did uh wunnerfol plan.
I wyll port upto Samframcisco.
Meowmee an Pawpaw wunt mynd. Dey iz goin tu uh moovee an dinner. I kin
stay awl dae an intu da nyte! Heow wunnerfol ov yu tu rememfur.

Yur luffink wynk bak,

Toonya

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

[Sundance arrives at the top of the Golden Gate Bridge to be sure everything is ready. He greets the headwaiter.]

Sundance: Hello, Meowrice. Is efurryfing in order fur tunite?

Meowrice: Yes, Monsieur Sundance. I purrpared everything just as you said. I am certain that you and Madame Pi2nya will enjoy your evening.

Sundance: Furry gud. Did da speshul wine arrive frum Furrance?

Meowrice: Yes, M. Lenoir sent a case of the special Châteauneuf-du-Chat from his own vineyard. I must say, our sommelier is very impurressed that you were able to get him to send it on such short notice.

Sundance: Well, myown sisfur is da Catmerica Diplocat to Furrance an a furry gud frend uv hiz. Kan yoo show myownself da rest uv da arranjmintz?

Meowrice: Certainement. Our dining room is right at the top of the north tower of the bridge. It has glass walls so that you can see the view in all directions. We have prepared a menu listing some of our house specialités, but you can feel free to order anything you like and our kitchen will accommodate you. We received deliveries of all the fresh ingredients we would need for anything you might like. After your meal, we have a 'porter ready for your use to go to the Waldorf Astoria.

Sundance: Fangu, Meowrice. Dis awl lukz purrfeck. Ize shur we will haz a wunnerful time. Now I needz to go home to git reddy. I will be bak tonite wif Toonya.

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

[Sundance appears outside Pi2nya's house. He has come to escort her on their date. He is wearing his best (and only!) tuxedo, and is carrying a corsage for his wink (petunias, of course!). He rings the doorbell. After a moment, she opens the door.]

Hello, Sweetee, Ize heer to take yurown bootiful self on owrown date. Iz yoo reddy to go?

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
...
> [Sundance appears outside Pi2nya's house. He has come to escort her on
> their date. He is wearing his best (and only!) tuxedo, and is carrying a
> corsage for his wink (petunias, of course!). He rings the doorbell. After
> a moment, she opens the door.]
>
> Hello, Sweetee, Ize heer to take yurown bootiful self on owrown date. Iz
> yoo reddy to go?

Pit2nya, shampooed, brushed and blow dried, and ofcourse purrrfumed,
wearing one shouldered sleek silver gown trimmed wif black velvet,
adorned only with her red-gem medallion, opens the door to greet her
wink/date.

Hello, Darlink, I yam reddy, willink, an abel to go! Fangu fur tha catsage.
(hugz an smoochiz).
You luuk hangsum an devine, luff.

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

Sweetee, yoo lukz so bootiful! An yoo iz warin yurown hart's-desire stone -- I still seez yurown face when I lukz into it.

I haz arranjed sumfing speshul to git ussez to da resturant. Pleez step dis way...

[Sundance and Pi2nya go to the end of her driveway where their transport is waiting. Actually, two choices of transport. One is a hot air balloon with a basket that has sides low enough for a kitty to look over, but high enough that they don't have to if they don't like heights. The other choice is a sleek black limousine, sized for kitties, with extra-large windows so the occupants can get a good view.]

Which wun wud yoo like to uze?

Sundance

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
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Sweetee, yoo lukz so bootiful! An yoo iz warin yurown hart's-desire
stone -- I still seez yurown face when I lukz into it.

I haz arranjed sumfing speshul to git ussez to da resturant. Pleez step dis
way...

[Sundance and Pi2nya go to the end of her driveway where their transport is
waiting. Actually, two choices of transport. One is a hot air balloon with
a basket that has sides low enough for a kitty to look over, but high
enough that they don't have to if they don't like heights. The other choice
is a sleek black limousine, sized for kitties, with extra-large windows so
the occupants can get a good view.]

Which wun wud yoo like to uze?

Sundance
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Letz go dere in da balloon an luukowt ov da bazkit maybee wiff bynokularz?,
denn reeturn after dark in da Limmo.
I luff dat you ar soo sweet an thotful, Dere.

P2nya AKA Sweetee

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

Oh goodee, I hoped yoo wud like dat, but I didnt know if yoo like bein up hihi. I fingk dey haz two parez uv binokularz in dere fur ussez alreddy.

[Sundance and Pi2nya get some safety information about riding in a hot air balloon, then get into the basket. The pilot lifts off and they start their trip. They travel up the Catifurnia coast with its beautiful views. They see ocean waves breaking on shore. They see some kitties body-surfing at a kitty beach, and they wave to them. To the east, they can see the Sierra Nevada mountains in the distance. Before they know it, they have arrived at the top of the Golden Gate Bridge restaurant and are greeted by Meowrice.]

Meowrice: Greetings Monsieur Sundance and Madame Pi2nya! Welcome to our restaurant! We are happy to have you with us tonight. May I take your coats? Our hostess will seat you and bring you some menus.

Hostess: Would you like to come this way?

[Sundance and Pi2nya follow the hostess into the dining room and are seated at a table by the glass wall.]

Hostess: Here are your menus. If you would like something that is not on the menu, you just need to ask and we can prepare it for you. Would you like a beverage to start with? We have the special Châteauneuf-du-Chat that you had flown in, or we could bring you something else.

[Sundance lets Pi2nya decide and the waitress goes to get their beverages.]

Sundance: Isnt deze vyooz amazin, Sweetee? We can see San Furncisco, da bay, and almost awl da way to myown howse!

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
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Oh goodee, I hoped yoo wud like dat, but I didnt know if yoo like bein up
hihi. I fingk dey haz two parez uv binokularz in dere fur ussez alreddy.

[Sundance and Pi2nya get some safety information about riding in a hot air
balloon, then get into the basket. The pilot lifts off and they start their
trip. They travel up the Catifurnia coast with its beautiful views. They
see ocean waves breaking on shore. They see some kitties body-surfing at a
kitty beach, and they wave to them. To the east, they can see the Sierra
Nevada mountains in the distance. Before they know it, they have arrived at
the top of the Golden Gate Bridge restaurant and are greeted by Meowrice.]

Meowrice: Greetings Monsieur Sundance and Madame Pi2nya! Welcome to our
restaurant! We are happy to have you with us tonight. May I take your
coats? Our hostess will seat you and bring you some menus.

Hostess: Would you like to come this way?

[Sundance and Pi2nya follow the hostess into the dining room and are seated
at a table by the glass wall.]

Hostess: Here are your menus. If you would like something that is not on
the menu, you just need to ask and we can prepare it for you. Would you
like a beverage to start with? We have the special Châteauneuf-du-Chat that
you had flown in, or we could bring you something else.

[Sundance lets Pi2nya decide and the waitress goes to get their beverages.]

Sundance: Isnt deze vyooz amazin, Sweetee? We can see San Furncisco, da
bay, and almost awl da way to myown howse
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Da b'loon tryp wuz lufferly, soo kwiet an floaty, an it landed us rite heer
on da top ov da wurld!
Weer iz yur heowze?

Sundance points.

I kan see mine antee Bessie's heowze, she liffz in Belleview, an mine Antee
Paulette's heowze..., She liffz on dat i-land!
Kin we see Nova Skosha frum heer? Meowmee hazza frend dere.

Pit2nya takes a sip of the Châteauneuf-du-Chat
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[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

I duznt know abowt Nova Skosha. Maybe we didnt go hi enuf to see it.

Dis wine dat Hercule sent iz furry gud, isnt it?

[The waitkitty arrives carrying a tray.]

Waitkitty: Good evening, Monsieur and Madame. I have for you some appetizers, complements of the house. There are shrimp, clams on the half shell, and moths on a stick. If you would like to try any of our other appetizers, just ask. Are you ready to order your main courses?

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
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I duznt know abowt Nova Skosha. Maybe we didnt go hi enuf to see it.

Dis wine dat Hercule sent iz furry gud, isnt it?

[The waitkitty arrives carrying a tray.]

Waitkitty: Good evening, Monsieur and Madame. I have for you some
appetizers, complements of the house. There are shrimp, clams on the half
shell, and moths on a stick. If you would like to try any of our other
appetizers, just ask. Are you ready to order your main courses?

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What du yu sluggest?

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sylvia M" > wrote in message
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>
> "Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
> ...
> I duznt know abowt Nova Skosha. Maybe we didnt go hi enuf to see it.
>
> Dis wine dat Hercule sent iz furry gud, isnt it?
>
> [The waitkitty arrives carrying a tray.]
>
> Waitkitty: Good evening, Monsieur and Madame. I have for you some
> appetizers, complements of the house. There are shrimp, clams on the half
> shell, and moths on a stick. If you would like to try any of our other
> appetizers, just ask. Are you ready to order your main courses?
>
> ==============================
> What du yu sluggest?
>
> Pit2nya AKA Sweetee
Hmm...maybe a Chateau Briand, with baby vegetables for two?
Ya tink?
P2nya

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

Dat sownz furry gud! Waitkitty, we iz reddy to ordur!

[The waitkitty takes their orders and goes to the kitchen.]

Wile we iz waitin, letz injoy da vyooz. We kan see All-cat-raz iland, Golden Gate Park, sum bridgez, Fisherkitty's Warf, an Girardelli Skware. Maybe we shud do a toor of San Furncisco sum time wif da komoonitee -- derez so much to see, and so much kitty historee.

[The waitkitty comes back with the kitties' dinners.]

Waitkitty: Madame and Monsieur, here are your dinners. Is there anything else I can bring you?

Sundance: I fingk we iz fine fur now, fangu.

[The waitkitty bows and leaves.]

Letz eet, Sweetee. Dis lukz delishus.

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
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Dat sownz furry gud! Waitkitty, we iz reddy to ordur!

[The waitkitty takes their orders and goes to the kitchen.]

Wile we iz waitin, letz injoy da vyooz. We kan see All-cat-raz iland,
Golden Gate Park, sum bridgez, Fisherkitty's Warf, an Girardelli Skware.
Maybe we shud do a toor of San Furncisco sum time wif da komoonitee --
derez so much to see, and so much kitty historee.

[The waitkitty comes back with the kitties' dinners.]

Waitkitty: Madame and Monsieur, here are your dinners. Is there anything
else I can bring you?

Sundance: I fingk we iz fine fur now, fangu.

[The waitkitty bows and leaves.]

Letz eet, Sweetee. Dis lukz delishus.
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Effin da vegytubbles luuuk gud!
Did yu want sum red wyne wiff da chateau brieyond?
Purrleeze pass dz sault.
munch-munch...

P2ooneea

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

Yes, pleez, sum red wine wud be furry gud.

[Sundance and Pi2nya enjoy their meal, meowing and looking at the views of San Furncisco while they eat. When they finish their main course, the waitkitty brings an assortment of petits fours. As the kitties eat, it gets dark and the lights of the city come out.]

Well, dat wuz furry gud, and Ize glad we had owrown annipurrsary dinner togedder here. If yoo haz had enuf, we kud go to da Waldorf Astoria Ballrum fur dansin, or we kud go to Hawaii wif da uther kitteez in da uther thred. Eethur wun iz OK wif myownself.

Sundance

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
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Yes, pleez, sum red wine wud be furry gud.

[Sundance and Pi2nya enjoy their meal, meowing and looking at the views of
San Furncisco while they eat. When they finish their main course, the
waitkitty brings an assortment of petits fours. As the kitties eat, it gets
dark and the lights of the city come out.]

Well, dat wuz furry gud, and Ize glad we had owrown annipurrsary dinner
togedder here. If yoo haz had enuf, we kud go to da Waldorf Astoria Ballrum
fur dansin, or we kud go to Hawaii wif da uther kitteez in da uther thred.
Eethur wun iz OK wif myownself.

Sundance
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Wewl I dunt wanna be greedeee, but we kud danze fur uh wyle an den Port tu
Hawaii, Ya tink?

P2neee

[Sundance and/or Rebecca]

Uv korse we kan, Sweetee! I juss didnt want to munoppy... mopoliz... be too selfish wif owrown time togedder. Meowrice!

Meowrice: Yes, Monsieur Sundance? What can I do for you?

Sundance: We haz had a furry lubly time. Da fudz wuz delishus an da lokashun wunnerful! We iz reddy to go to the Waldorf Astoria now to danse in da famiss grand ballrum. Kan yurown 'porter send ussez back to arown da turn uv da lastest cenchury?

Meowrice: Of course, sir and madame. We have many kitties who enjoy visiting that time and place. I have already set the coordinates, so you may use the 'porter when you are ready.

Sundance: Furry gud, fangu furry much. Toonya, shall we go?

[Sundance and Pi2nya take one last look at the views before leaving, then step into the 'porter. The trip seems to take a little longer than usual, but not much, and they arrive at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom in hotel's heyday. The 'porter also changed their clothing, and they are now dressed in formal wear of the period.]

Oh, Toonya, yoo lukz bootiful! I fingk da okestra iz playin a waltz. May I hab dis danse?

[Sylvia M[_3_]]

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" > wrote in message
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Uv korse we kan, Sweetee! I juss didnt want to munoppy... mopoliz... be too
selfish wif owrown time togedder. Meowrice!

Meowrice: Yes, Monsieur Sundance? What can I do for you?

Sundance: We haz had a furry lubly time. Da fudz wuz delishus an da
lokashun wunnerful! We iz reddy to go to the Waldorf Astoria now to danse
in da famiss grand ballrum. Kan yurown 'porter send ussez back to arown da
turn uv da lastest cenchury?

Meowrice: Of course, sir and madame. We have many kitties who enjoy
visiting that time and place. I have already set the coordinates, so you
may use the 'porter when you are ready.

Sundance: Furry gud, fangu furry much. Toonya, shall we go?

[Sundance and Pi2nya take one last look at the views before leaving, then
step into the 'porter. The trip seems to take a little longer than usual,
but not much, and they arrive at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom in
hotel's heyday. The 'porter also changed their clothing, and they are now
dressed in formal wear of the period.]

Oh, Toonya, yoo lukz bootiful! I fingk da okestra iz playin a waltz. May I
hab dis danse?
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OVV Korze, Darlink!
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