Re: Another Sicko

[Joe User]

Norm wrote:
>
> Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on
> your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches, poop,
> and other disgusting bits of animal debris?

Here is the fact - Animals have just as much rights to this planet as
humans, as a matter of fact, they were here first, and some of them will be
here when pathetic humans are gone.

You don't own anything, you just lease it till your death.

Mess with animals, then death's advocate hunts you down like a well, animal,
and kills you.


> .Death is the only option,
Yes, Yours.

[Joe User]

Norman wrote:
> In article >,
> says...
>> Norm > wrote in message
>> >...
>>
>>>
>>> Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on
>>> your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches,
>>> poop, and
>>> other disgusting bits of animal debris? Death is the only option,
>>> really. Harsh but true.
>>
>> Death is the last resort, before that I suggest dipping kitty in
>> honey
>> and shooing kitty back into the negligent pet owner's house through
>> the cat door.
>
> Good idea. But tie a can to the kitty's tail first. Why? Because
> then
> the cat will run amok through the house until the can comes off.
> Imagine having a honey-soaked cat rampaging through your house, even
> for
> just a few minutes. ROFLMAO

Just imagine dipping a human **** in petrol-grease and setting them ablaze
amoung their precious personal belongings.

The entertainment value will be priceless.

[Invincible (Shazza De Coon)]

Joe User wrote in message >...
>Norm wrote:
>>
>> Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on
>> your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches, poop,
>> and other disgusting bits of animal debris?
>
>Here is the fact - Animals have just as much rights to this planet as
>humans, as a matter of fact, they were here first, and some of them will be
>here when pathetic humans are gone.
>
>You don't own anything, you just lease it till your death.
>
>Mess with animals, then death's advocate hunts you down like a well,
animal,
>and kills you.
>
>
>> .Death is the only option,
>Yes, Yours.
>

The one certainty in this world is our mortality. As a big fan of "Lord of
the Rings," I agree that "man" is but death and destruction. (Can't wait
for "Return of the King," to be released before Christmas, that will
undoubtedbly be just as spectacular and awesome as the other Ring movies!)
You stated what I feel so well that all I can add is credit the human race
for being the only species that developed the means to destroy the world and
all living things. Genetic engineering? Lab created organisms and viruses?
Cloning? Cloning is reverse evolution. Now isn't that special? We're well
on our way headed for extinction and, guess what? Cats will rule the world.
Bwa ha ha!!

Shaz,

[renounced]

On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 13:41:55 -0400, norman > wrote:

>In article s.com>,
says...
>> In >, on 06/20/03
>> at 05:10 PM, Norm > said:
>>
>> >Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on your
>> >(expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches, poop, and
>> >other disgusting bits of animal debris? Death is the only option,
>> >really. Harsh but true.
>>
>> Upside-down mousetraps, for one.
>
>On top of a vehicle? That will scratch the paint. Around the vehicle?
>You'd have to cover every square inch of ground from the vehicle out to
>about four feet. That's a hell of a lot of mousetraps. That would take
>too much time to set up, and you'd have to do it all over again every
>time the vehicle is moved. No, it's much easier to remove the cat from
>the equation.

You must have a ford.