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wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX
September 1st 03, 06:46 PM
It just appealed to my warped sense of humour...

See

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_815172.html?menu=news.quirkies

"Teetotal women take longer to get pregnant
Women who don't drink alcohol take longer to become pregnant, according to a
new study by Danish scientists.

And researchers say women who drink wine are more likely to get pregnant than
beer or spirit drinkers.

Researcher Mette Juhl and a team from the Danish Epidemiology and Science
Centre in Copenhagen studied the drinking and life-style habits of over 30,000
women from across the country to find out how long women spend trying to get
pregnant.

Juhl said: "Wine drinkers fell pregnant the quickest."

The scientist could not say if it was the wine itself which influenced
fertility. But added a quick conception also probably depended on personality
traits or the life-style habits of wine drinkers.

Story filed: 11:38 Monday 1st September 2003"

Surely we all knew that if you get drunk you are going to find it easier to get
your kit off and indulge in a spot of hankypanky - and not always intentionally
;-)

Cheers (oops, should I be saying this!) helen s


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David Stevenson
September 1st 03, 11:30 PM
wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX wrote
>It just appealed to my warped sense of humour...
>
>See
>
>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_815172.html?menu=news.quirkies
>
>"Teetotal women take longer to get pregnant
>Women who don't drink alcohol take longer to become pregnant, according to a
>new study by Danish scientists.

Idiots.

It is like the British government who worked out a year or two ago
that if you build more roads you get more traffic!

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