FWF Round One: Smokey Vs Kumani

[Enfilade]

Welcome to the very first match of the Feline Wrestling Federation!
Where we know not only that RAW is WAR, but also that DAB is BAD!

Today's contestants are SMOKEY and KUMANI!

SMOKEY: Yeah! I'm a feral, baby! I lived in a forest eating wild
aminaminals so I'm not afraid of ANYTHING! Bring it ON!

KUMANI: I dedicate this match to my stupid SISTER whom I love very
much. I will lick her for good luck!

*The two kitties are put in the ring!*

SMOKEY: Better run, better hide!

KUMANI: *takes a hesitent step forward...then stops, expression
shocked*

SMOKEY: Yeah, scared, aren't ya? You SHOULD be!

KUMANI: *rasping* UK-i-ta-UK-i-ta-UK-i-ta...

SMOKEY: *cocks head quizzically* What's goin' on? What's...

KUMANI: BLAH! *bonks Smokey off the head with a GIANT hairball*

SMOKEY flops down on the mat and is out for the count!!

Winner: KUMANI!

KUMANI: My new wrestling name is Triple H. Where H stands for
Hairball!


--Fil
(who is considering doing these semi-daily until we get a champion...)

[CatNipped]

"Enfilade" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Welcome to the very first match of the Feline Wrestling Federation!
> Where we know not only that RAW is WAR, but also that DAB is BAD!
>
> Today's contestants are SMOKEY and KUMANI!
>
> SMOKEY: Yeah! I'm a feral, baby! I lived in a forest eating wild
> aminaminals so I'm not afraid of ANYTHING! Bring it ON!
>
> KUMANI: I dedicate this match to my stupid SISTER whom I love very
> much. I will lick her for good luck!
>
> *The two kitties are put in the ring!*
>
> SMOKEY: Better run, better hide!
>
> KUMANI: *takes a hesitent step forward...then stops, expression
> shocked*
>
> SMOKEY: Yeah, scared, aren't ya? You SHOULD be!
>
> KUMANI: *rasping* UK-i-ta-UK-i-ta-UK-i-ta...
>
> SMOKEY: *cocks head quizzically* What's goin' on? What's...
>
> KUMANI: BLAH! *bonks Smokey off the head with a GIANT hairball*
>
> SMOKEY flops down on the mat and is out for the count!!
>
> Winner: KUMANI!
>
> KUMANI: My new wrestling name is Triple H. Where H stands for
> Hairball!
>
>
> --Fil
> (who is considering doing these semi-daily until we get a champion...)

ROTFLMAOWTIME! I love it, Fil, thanks and keep 'em coming!

Hugs,

CatNipped

[Julie Cook]

FWF Chef Meowmy prepared a carefully measured amount of carbs and
protein prior to the FWF Preliminary match between Barnabus and Lacey.
Both cats partook of a light meal preferring to remain in top training
shape for their match. One little problem. Someone forgot to tell Lacey
that the match was this morning. Just as Chef Meowmy set the security
alarm in preparation of leaving the house and Lacey was sitting in the
middle of the floor, meticulously cleaning the tip of her tail, Barnabus
declared the match begun. He ran at top speed and lept on top of Lacey,
knocking her over, scaring her half to death and resulting in a hissing,
spitting, howling, calico she-cat.

Results: Lacey - 1/Barnabus - rethinking the surprise element