CatNipped
August 1st 05, 02:45 AM
"Mark Edwards" > wrote in message
...
>
> I was making the bed tonight, when I discovered a monster under the
> sheets. As is my wont, I poked it.
>
> I had it suddenly brought to my attention that sheet monsters have
> claws.
>
> Still, the sheet monster had to be subdued, and Little Feet was
> nowhere to be seen. What to do? What to do?
>
> Hmmmm. I grabbed one of the pillows, and gently poked the sheet
> monster. A sudden flurry of activity showed that I had indeed
> triggered the sheet monster's attack reflexes. Claws and legs caused
> the sheets to ripple back and forth, up and down the bed.
>
> I feared for ever being able to go to bed.
>
> All of a sudden, I saw an orange tail poke out from under the sheet.
> Little Feet was on the job, and working hard to subdue the sheet
> monster!
>
> When Little Feet finally came out from under the sheet, the mysterious
> lump of monster that was under the sheet had vanished. Yay Little
> Feet! My hero!
>
> And I have learned to poke sheet monsters with pillows intead of
> fingers (big grin).
ROTFLMAO! Great story Mark, thanks!
Hugs,
CatNipped
> Hugs and Purrs,
> Mark
...
>
> I was making the bed tonight, when I discovered a monster under the
> sheets. As is my wont, I poked it.
>
> I had it suddenly brought to my attention that sheet monsters have
> claws.
>
> Still, the sheet monster had to be subdued, and Little Feet was
> nowhere to be seen. What to do? What to do?
>
> Hmmmm. I grabbed one of the pillows, and gently poked the sheet
> monster. A sudden flurry of activity showed that I had indeed
> triggered the sheet monster's attack reflexes. Claws and legs caused
> the sheets to ripple back and forth, up and down the bed.
>
> I feared for ever being able to go to bed.
>
> All of a sudden, I saw an orange tail poke out from under the sheet.
> Little Feet was on the job, and working hard to subdue the sheet
> monster!
>
> When Little Feet finally came out from under the sheet, the mysterious
> lump of monster that was under the sheet had vanished. Yay Little
> Feet! My hero!
>
> And I have learned to poke sheet monsters with pillows intead of
> fingers (big grin).
ROTFLMAO! Great story Mark, thanks!
Hugs,
CatNipped
> Hugs and Purrs,
> Mark