Dante Hat

[Kreisleriana]

Every so often, one of the boyz becomes preoccupied with my head. I
don't pretend to understand it. I don't know whether they are finding
me irresisitible, or they are so disgusted at my personal hygeine that
they have to personally intervene. Usually, it's Stinky who will
clean my head early in the morning. I always thank him and tell him I
feel much cleaner now. ;)

Like a number of the younger folks, Dante likes to climb up me, use me
for a jungle gym, sit on my shoulder, etc. So he had draped himself
around there this AM, and I tried to ignore his increasing weight as I
did some chores around the house.

And suddenly, Dante-- I couldn't see him, as he was behind me-- seemed
to stand up on his back paws,wrap his front paws around my head, hook
on, and start enthusiastically chewing on my hair.

And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more
involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it
anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now
pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat.


Theresa
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[kilikini]

"Kreisleriana" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> Every so often, one of the boyz becomes preoccupied with my head. I
> don't pretend to understand it. I don't know whether they are finding
> me irresisitible, or they are so disgusted at my personal hygeine that
> they have to personally intervene. Usually, it's Stinky who will
> clean my head early in the morning. I always thank him and tell him I
> feel much cleaner now. ;)
>
> Like a number of the younger folks, Dante likes to climb up me, use me
> for a jungle gym, sit on my shoulder, etc. So he had draped himself
> around there this AM, and I tried to ignore his increasing weight as I
> did some chores around the house.
>
> And suddenly, Dante-- I couldn't see him, as he was behind me-- seemed
> to stand up on his back paws,wrap his front paws around my head, hook
> on, and start enthusiastically chewing on my hair.
>
> And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more
> involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it
> anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now
> pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat.
>

Could you rent him out and make a few extra bucks? :~) Wait, train him in
hairdressing!

kili <------ who got all her USA cards out today.

[Enfilade]

> >
> > And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more
> > involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it
> > anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now
> > pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat.
> >

Humans are filthy. AND stupid. You know you never see them licking
themselves. Their heads are dirty, dirty things.

I do not like to sleep on a dirty head. Therefore, I groom the
ingrates, who enjoy their filth and grow irritated by my care for them.

--Nocturne

[Shiral]

I know what you mean, Nocturne. My Meowmy doesn't like it when I chew
her hair when she's watching the Talkng Box. Silly Hoomins! Why can
they only grow fur on the tops of their heds? And why do they get in
the water box to get clean? I just can't figger them out!

Francesca

[jmcquown]

Shiral wrote:
> I know what you mean, Nocturne. My Meowmy doesn't like it when I chew
> her hair when she's watching the Talkng Box. Silly Hoomins! Why can
> they only grow fur on the tops of their heds? And why do they get in
> the water box to get clean? I just can't figger them out!
>
> Francesca

Dey are dum. Dey fink getting inna big water box is da way to bathe! I
keep tryin to show my mommy da proper way to takes da baf... I lik myself
den I lik her but she doan lern. And den when I groom dat fur on her hed
when she watches dat talkin box she laffs at me! Dat's not funny! Ise just
tryin to help her. But dat dum birdie, Peaches, dunks inna water, too. Dey
doan lern.

Persia

[John F. Eldredge]

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 14:17:52 -0500, Kreisleriana
> wrote:

>
>
>Every so often, one of the boyz becomes preoccupied with my head. I
>don't pretend to understand it. I don't know whether they are finding
>me irresisitible, or they are so disgusted at my personal hygeine that
>they have to personally intervene. Usually, it's Stinky who will
>clean my head early in the morning. I always thank him and tell him I
>feel much cleaner now. ;)
>
>Like a number of the younger folks, Dante likes to climb up me, use me
>for a jungle gym, sit on my shoulder, etc. So he had draped himself
>around there this AM, and I tried to ignore his increasing weight as I
>did some chores around the house.
>
>And suddenly, Dante-- I couldn't see him, as he was behind me-- seemed
>to stand up on his back paws,wrap his front paws around my head, hook
>on, and start enthusiastically chewing on my hair.
>
>And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more
>involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it
>anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now
>pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat.
>

Cinders has recently taken to grooming my beard while I am lying in
bed. For some reason, she doesn't groom my scalp hair, only my beard.

--
John F. Eldredge --
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