Kitty Chips - Humour

[Dave Gerecke]

Kitty Chips
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In the beginning, there was the heaven and the earth, and a cold breeze
was blowing. This sucked, and the Lord was displeased. And the Lord
said, "Let there be kitties!" and there were kitties, with whiskers and
fuzzy ears, who twitched their tail-tips adorably, and it was good.

But the Lord wanted more. So the Lord said, "Let there be stripes!" and
most of the kitties received this blessing, and showed off their
precious, adorably cuddly tabby coats. And this was good.

So the kitties romped and played, but they became hungry, and asked the
Lord for help. So the Lord said, "Let there be all manner of creatures
from which the kitties can feed from!" And there were, and a wide
variety of animals came into existence, whom the kitties hunted and
played with. And this was good.

But the kitties were still bored. So The Lord said, "Let there be
humans!" and the humans came into existence, to forever be slaves of the
adorable whiskered kitties and entertain them until the end of time. And
it was good. The Lord was happy, so he retired and went to Rio.