Two Poofy Tails

[Kreisleriana[_3_]]

I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is the
Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with a hugely
poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his tail instantly
poofed, too.

I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty Jungle
Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it was. It could
only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother the Stink-- he's even
pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his porch, though, and IT'S ON,
BABY. :P

Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long hair, not
stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact, that she jumped
up on the outside of the window to get a better look at the boys. Cats-- in
THERE!?!?!? WOW.

Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills. Stinky made
cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the visitors to the porch
do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back down to the porch, completely
unconcerned, and walked off, waving her unstressed, fluffy tail.

--
Theresa, Stinky and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

[CatNipped[_2_]]

"Kreisleriana" > wrote in message
...
>
> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is the
> Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with a
> hugely poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his tail
> instantly poofed, too.
>
> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty Jungle
> Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it was. It could
> only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother the Stink-- he's even
> pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his porch, though, and IT'S ON,
> BABY. :P
>
> Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
> longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long hair,
> not stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact, that she
> jumped up on the outside of the window to get a better look at the boys.
> Cats-- in THERE!?!?!? WOW.
>
> Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills. Stinky made
> cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the visitors to the porch
> do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back down to the porch, completely
> unconcerned, and walked off, waving her unstressed, fluffy tail.
>
> --
> Theresa, Stinky and Dante
> drtmuirATearthlink.net

Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy Tail"!
;>

Hugs,

CatNipped

[Kreisleriana[_3_]]

"CatNipped" > wrote in message
...
> "Kreisleriana" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is the
>> Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with a
>> hugely poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his tail
>> instantly poofed, too.
>>
>> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty
>> Jungle Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it was.
>> It could only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother the Stink--
>> he's even pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his porch, though,
>> and IT'S ON, BABY. :P
>>
>> Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
>> longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long hair,
>> not stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact, that she
>> jumped up on the outside of the window to get a better look at the boys.
>> Cats-- in THERE!?!?!? WOW.
>>
>> Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills. Stinky
>> made cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the visitors to the
>> porch do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back down to the porch,
>> completely unconcerned, and walked off, waving her unstressed, fluffy
>> tail.
>>
>> --
>> Theresa, Stinky and Dante
>> drtmuirATearthlink.net
>
> Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy
> Tail"!


She looked like a Mini-Samazon. ;)

[CatNipped[_2_]]

"Kreisleriana" > wrote in message
...
>
> "CatNipped" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Kreisleriana" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is the
>>> Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with a
>>> hugely poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his
>>> tail instantly poofed, too.
>>>
>>> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty
>>> Jungle Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it was.
>>> It could only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother the
>>> Stink-- he's even pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his porch,
>>> though, and IT'S ON, BABY. :P
>>>
>>> Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
>>> longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long hair,
>>> not stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact, that she
>>> jumped up on the outside of the window to get a better look at the boys.
>>> Cats-- in THERE!?!?!? WOW.
>>>
>>> Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills. Stinky
>>> made cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the visitors to
>>> the porch do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back down to the
>>> porch, completely unconcerned, and walked off, waving her unstressed,
>>> fluffy tail.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Theresa, Stinky and Dante
>>> drtmuirATearthlink.net
>>
>> Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy
>> Tail"!
>
>
> She looked like a Mini-Samazon. ;)

Wow, I'd have loved to see her!

Although Sammy has a sarcastic, rude tail, she doesn't have a sassy tail
(you know the kind that kind of whips around in a saucy manner and so
eloquently - that's the kind of tail Prissy Sissy had ;>).

Hugs,

CatNipped

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Kreisleriana > wrote:

> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is the
> Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with a hugely
> poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his tail instantly
> poofed, too.

> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty Jungle
> Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it was. It could
> only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother the Stink-- he's even
> pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his porch, though, and IT'S ON,
> BABY. :P

Love it! Poofy tail = funny, automatically. :)

Joyce

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[Kreisleriana[_3_]]

> wrote in message
...
> Kreisleriana > wrote:
>
> > I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is the
> > Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with a
> > hugely
> > poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his tail
> > instantly
> > poofed, too.
>
> > I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty
> > Jungle
> > Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it was. It
> > could
> > only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother the Stink-- he's
> > even
> > pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his porch, though, and IT'S
> > ON,
> > BABY. :P
>
> Love it! Poofy tail = funny, automatically. :)
>
> Joyce


Trust me, two are twice as funny. ;)

[Outsider]

"Kreisleriana" > wrote in
:

>
> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is
> the Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with
> a hugely poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his
> tail instantly poofed, too.
>
> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty
> Jungle Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it
> was. It could only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother
> the Stink-- he's even pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his
> porch, though, and IT'S ON, BABY. :P
>
> Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
> longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long
> hair, not stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact,
> that she jumped up on the outside of the window to get a better look
> at the boys. Cats-- in THERE!?!?!? WOW.
>
> Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills. Stinky
> made cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the visitors to
> the porch do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back down to the
> porch, completely unconcerned, and walked off, waving her unstressed,
> fluffy tail.
>



Once I startled Zak by accident and he puffed up his tail and I told him
how cute he was and pretty and it happened a second time after which he
learned to puff up his tail to impress me which was very strange. Every
time I came home he puffed his tail for me. Then I would smooth it back
down. He was not upset or stressed just wanted to be praised. Be
careful what you say to your cats! :)

[Marina]

Kreisleriana wrote:
>
>
> Trust me, two are twice as funny. ;)
>

lol. i'd have loved to have seen that. caliban is always making me lol
with his tail-poofing. mir hardly ever poofs her tail, and her fur is so
short that even when she does, you hardly notice it.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

[Marina]

Outsider wrote:
> "Kreisleriana" > wrote in
> :
>
>> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is
>> the Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with
>> a hugely poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his
>> tail instantly poofed, too.
>>
>> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty
>> Jungle Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it
>> was. It could only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother
>> the Stink-- he's even pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his
>> porch, though, and IT'S ON, BABY. :P
>>
>> Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
>> longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long
>> hair, not stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact,
>> that she jumped up on the outside of the window to get a better look
>> at the boys. Cats-- in THERE!?!?!? WOW.
>>
>> Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills. Stinky
>> made cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the visitors to
>> the porch do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back down to the
>> porch, completely unconcerned, and walked off, waving her unstressed,
>> fluffy tail.
>>
>
>
>
> Once I startled Zak by accident and he puffed up his tail and I told him
> how cute he was and pretty and it happened a second time after which he
> learned to puff up his tail to impress me which was very strange. Every
> time I came home he puffed his tail for me. Then I would smooth it back
> down. He was not upset or stressed just wanted to be praised. Be
> careful what you say to your cats! :)
>
lol. reminds me of nikki. she would go around poofing her tail just for
the heck of it. not only that, she would impress us - me and frank - by
poofing just parts of her tail. just a little poofed ball at the tip, or
the tip and base but not the middle, or just the middle. she loved to
confoozle us that way.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

[Takayuki]

On Feb 7, 3:19*pm, "CatNipped" > wrote:
> Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy Tail"!

I still check cats with white nose bridges to see if they have a fleur-
de-lis. :)

[Takayuki]

On Feb 7, 11:15*pm, Marina > wrote:
> Kreisleriana wrote:
>
> > Trust me, two are twice as funny. ;)
>
> lol. i'd have loved to have seen that. caliban is always making me lol
> with his tail-poofing. mir hardly ever poofs her tail, and her fur is so
> short that even when she does, you hardly notice it.

Buster's the one here with the deployable tail. It normally looks
like an ordinary ringed tabby tail, but it's more than an instrument -
it's a system!

He poofed his tail a while ago when Dot ran right at him during her
zoomie rounds, and jumped over him at the last possible second. He
had this "Omigod omigod" look on his face, and I had to tell him,
"That's an exaggeration, honey. That does *not* count as a near-death
experience."

Right now, he's curled up as close to Dot as he can get. He
occasionally gives her a little loving mitten touch, making Dot growl
at him. :)

[Marina]

Takayuki wrote:
> Buster's the one here with the deployable tail. It normally looks
> like an ordinary ringed tabby tail, but it's more than an instrument -
> it's a system!
>
> He poofed his tail a while ago when Dot ran right at him during her
> zoomie rounds, and jumped over him at the last possible second. He
> had this "Omigod omigod" look on his face, and I had to tell him,
> "That's an exaggeration, honey. That does *not* count as a near-death
> experience."
>

lol. mir likes to sneak up behind caliban, then suddenly dash past him.
then i hear his claws grappling at the laminate so he won't keel over
from the shock, and his tail goes poof. mir can be really mean
sometimes. caliban always gets that same omigod omigod look. hehehe.

> Right now, he's curled up as close to Dot as he can get. He
> occasionally gives her a little loving mitten touch, making Dot growl
> at him. :)

sounds like they are getting along pretty well now, if buster is allowed
to curl up anywhere near dot. i'm so glad for you all.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

[CatNipped[_2_]]

"Takayuki" > wrote in message
...
On Feb 7, 3:19 pm, "CatNipped" > wrote:
> Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy
> Tail"!

I still check cats with white nose bridges to see if they have a fleur-
de-lis. :)

================================================== ======

I can't believe you remembered that Tak - my gosh that was from, when, 1996?
You're amazing! ;>

Hugs,

CatNipped

[Adrian[_2_]]

CatNipped wrote:
> "Takayuki" > wrote in message
> ...
> On Feb 7, 3:19 pm, "CatNipped" > wrote:
>> Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy
>> Tail"!
>
> I still check cats with white nose bridges to see if they have a
> fleur- de-lis. :)
>
> ================================================== ======
>
> I can't believe you remembered that Tak - my gosh that was from,
> when, 1996? You're amazing! ;>
>
> Hugs,
>
> CatNipped

I sometimes think Tak can remember things better than Google. :-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

[Outsider]

Marina > wrote in
:

> Outsider wrote:
>> "Kreisleriana" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is
>>> the Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill
>>> with a hugely poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out,
>>> and his tail instantly poofed, too.
>>>
>>> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty
>>> Jungle Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it
>>> was. It could only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother
>>> the Stink-- he's even pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his
>>> porch, though, and IT'S ON, BABY. :P
>>>
>>> Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
>>> longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long
>>> hair, not stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact,
>>> that she jumped up on the outside of the window to get a better look
>>> at the boys. Cats-- in THERE!?!?!? WOW.
>>>
>>> Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills.
>>> Stinky made cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the
>>> visitors to the porch do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back
>>> down to the porch, completely unconcerned, and walked off, waving
>>> her unstressed, fluffy tail.
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Once I startled Zak by accident and he puffed up his tail and I told
>> him how cute he was and pretty and it happened a second time after
>> which he learned to puff up his tail to impress me which was very
>> strange. Every time I came home he puffed his tail for me. Then I
>> would smooth it back down. He was not upset or stressed just wanted
>> to be praised. Be careful what you say to your cats! :)
>>
> lol. reminds me of nikki. she would go around poofing her tail just
> for the heck of it. not only that, she would impress us - me and frank
> - by poofing just parts of her tail. just a little poofed ball at the
> tip, or the tip and base but not the middle, or just the middle. she
> loved to confoozle us that way.
>


Once they realize they are entertaining you there is no end to the nutty
things they can do!

[CatNipped[_2_]]

"Adrian" > wrote in message
om...
> CatNipped wrote:
>> "Takayuki" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> On Feb 7, 3:19 pm, "CatNipped" > wrote:
>>> Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy
>>> Tail"!
>>
>> I still check cats with white nose bridges to see if they have a
>> fleur- de-lis. :)
>>
>> ================================================== ======
>>
>> I can't believe you remembered that Tak - my gosh that was from,
>> when, 1996? You're amazing! ;>
>>
>> Hugs,
>>
>> CatNipped
>
> I sometimes think Tak can remember things better than Google. :-)

I think you're right!

Hugs,

CatNipped

> --
> Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera)
> Cats leave pawprints on your heart
> http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk
>

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Marina > wrote:

> > He poofed his tail a while ago when Dot ran right at him during her
> > zoomie rounds, and jumped over him at the last possible second. He
> > had this "Omigod omigod" look on his face, and I had to tell him,
> > "That's an exaggeration, honey. That does *not* count as a near-death
> > experience."

> lol. mir likes to sneak up behind caliban, then suddenly dash past him.
> then i hear his claws grappling at the laminate so he won't keel over
> from the shock, and his tail goes poof. mir can be really mean
> sometimes. caliban always gets that same omigod omigod look. hehehe.

Is this a boy-girl thing? :)

Joyce

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Adrian > wrote:

> CatNipped wrote:
> > "Takayuki" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > On Feb 7, 3:19 pm, "CatNipped" > wrote:
> >> Reminds me of one of my former masters, "Prissy Sissy With The Sassy
> >> Tail"!
> >
> > I still check cats with white nose bridges to see if they have a
> > fleur- de-lis. :)
> >
> > ================================================== ======
> >
> > I can't believe you remembered that Tak - my gosh that was from,
> > when, 1996? You're amazing! ;>
> >
> > Hugs,
> >
> > CatNipped

> I sometimes think Tak can remember things better than Google. :-)

This is true. And I'm relieved to find out that this was from 1996,
which is well before my time, cat-newsgroup-wise. I joined RPCA in '99,
and I don't remember Sissy or a fleur-de-lis pattern on a cat's nose.
I was afraid that either my memory or my reading skills were seriously
declining.

Joyce

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Takayuki > wrote:

> Buster's the one here with the deployable tail. It normally looks
> like an ordinary ringed tabby tail, but it's more than an instrument -
> it's a system!

> He poofed his tail a while ago when Dot ran right at him during her
> zoomie rounds, and jumped over him at the last possible second. He
> had this "Omigod omigod" look on his face, and I had to tell him,
> "That's an exaggeration, honey. That does *not* count as a near-death
> experience."

> Right now, he's curled up as close to Dot as he can get. He
> occasionally gives her a little loving mitten touch, making Dot growl
> at him. :)

What a wonderful post. There are just so many funny things in it -
"deployable" tails, near-death experiences, the image of one cat racing
right at another and jumping over him at the last minute. LOL! This is
a keeper.

Joyce

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[polonca12000]

Kreisleriana wrote:
> I heard Stinky hissing in the living room (as Senior Cat, Stinky is the
> Official Hisser), and looked up to see him on the window sill with a hugely
> poofed tail. Dante jumped up beside him, looked out, and his tail instantly
> poofed, too.
>
> I went to see of course, as Stinky made his very best "I'm a Mighty Jungle
> Cat and will Kick Your A$$" noises, although I knew what it was. It could
> only be a cat outside. People and dogs don't bother the Stink-- he's even
> pleasantly curious about those. A cat on his porch, though, and IT'S ON,
> BABY. :P
>
> Sitting outside, as expected, was a pretty, and very poofy herself
> longhaired girl. She was just naturally poofy though, due to long hair, not
> stress-relatedly poofy. She was *so* unstressed, in fact, that she jumped
> up on the outside of the window to get a better look at the boys. Cats-- in
> THERE!?!?!? WOW.
>
> Dante immediately got even poofier, and headed for the hills. Stinky made
> cougar noises at the girl, who said-- as most of the visitors to the porch
> do-- "Hey, dude. Chillax." She jumped back down to the porch, completely
> unconcerned, and walked off, waving her unstressed, fluffy tail.


Great story!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek