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Adam Ben Nalois
December 18th 03, 09:20 AM
They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
!

Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.

Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
doomed!

kaeli
December 18th 03, 04:16 PM
In article >,
enlightened us with...
>
> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!
>

I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.

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kaeli
December 18th 03, 04:16 PM
In article >,
enlightened us with...
>
> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!
>

I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.

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~kaeli~
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace

Cat Protector
December 18th 03, 07:19 PM
The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
their service.

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Cat Galaxy: All Cats, All The Time!
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"kaeli" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> enlightened us with...
> >
> > Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> > doomed!
> >
>
> I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.
>
> --
> --
> ~kaeli~
> Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart
> http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace
>

Cat Protector
December 18th 03, 07:19 PM
The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
their service.

--
Panther TEK: Staying On Top Of All Your Computer Needs!
www.members.cox.net/catprotector/panthertek

Cat Galaxy: All Cats, All The Time!
www.catgalaxymedia.com
"kaeli" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> enlightened us with...
> >
> > Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> > doomed!
> >
>
> I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.
>
> --
> --
> ~kaeli~
> Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart
> http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace
>

FINNEY
December 18th 03, 07:50 PM
YEAH.......SO,...............?

FINNEY
December 18th 03, 07:50 PM
YEAH.......SO,...............?

Suzie-Q
December 18th 03, 08:22 PM
Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>
> They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
> !
>
> Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
> cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
> transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.
>
> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!

They can't do any worse with it than we have.

8^)~~~ Sue (remove the x to e-mail)
~~~~~~

"I reserve the absolute right to be smarter
today than I was yesterday." -Adlai Stevenson
*************************************************
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Suzie-Q
December 18th 03, 08:22 PM
Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>
> They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
> !
>
> Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
> cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
> transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.
>
> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!

They can't do any worse with it than we have.

8^)~~~ Sue (remove the x to e-mail)
~~~~~~

"I reserve the absolute right to be smarter
today than I was yesterday." -Adlai Stevenson
*************************************************
http://www.suzanne-eckhardt.com/
http://www.intergnat.com/malebashing/

kaeli
December 18th 03, 08:31 PM
In article <[email protected]>,
enlightened us with...
> The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
> Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
> The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
> their service.
>
>

CP, you have just *got* to stop taking the trolls seriously. ;)

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~kaeli~
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kaeli
December 18th 03, 08:31 PM
In article <[email protected]>,
enlightened us with...
> The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
> Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
> The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
> their service.
>
>

CP, you have just *got* to stop taking the trolls seriously. ;)

--
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~kaeli~
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
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Bob Brenchley.
December 18th 03, 08:33 PM
On 18 Dec 2003 00:20:14 -0800, (Adam Ben Nalois)
wrote:

>They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
>!
>
>Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
>cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
>transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.
>
>Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
>doomed!

But what a nice way to go :)

--
Bob.

Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.

Bob Brenchley.
December 18th 03, 08:33 PM
On 18 Dec 2003 00:20:14 -0800, (Adam Ben Nalois)
wrote:

>They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
>!
>
>Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
>cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
>transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.
>
>Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
>doomed!

But what a nice way to go :)

--
Bob.

Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.

LeeAnne
December 19th 03, 05:02 PM
I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a dying
planet many many centuries ago.

They have done so well over the eons brainwashing us into serving them,
kudos to the Cat People :-)


"Adam Ben Nalois" > wrote in message
om...
> They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
> !
>
> Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
> cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
> transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.
>
> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!

LeeAnne
December 19th 03, 05:02 PM
I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a dying
planet many many centuries ago.

They have done so well over the eons brainwashing us into serving them,
kudos to the Cat People :-)


"Adam Ben Nalois" > wrote in message
om...
> They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
> !
>
> Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
> cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
> transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.
>
> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!

LinuxLibrarian
December 22nd 03, 08:54 PM
"LeeAnne" > wrote in message >...
> I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a dying
> planet many many centuries ago.
>


Indeed they are:
http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/414.html (note last
bulleted item on blackboard list)

--LL

LinuxLibrarian
December 22nd 03, 08:54 PM
"LeeAnne" > wrote in message >...
> I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a dying
> planet many many centuries ago.
>


Indeed they are:
http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/414.html (note last
bulleted item on blackboard list)

--LL

LeeAnne
December 23rd 03, 09:00 PM
very nice!

"LinuxLibrarian" > wrote in message
om...
> "LeeAnne" > wrote in message
>...
> > I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a
dying
> > planet many many centuries ago.
> >
>
>
> Indeed they are:
> http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/414.html (note last
> bulleted item on blackboard list)
>
> --LL

LeeAnne
December 23rd 03, 09:00 PM
very nice!

"LinuxLibrarian" > wrote in message
om...
> "LeeAnne" > wrote in message
>...
> > I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a
dying
> > planet many many centuries ago.
> >
>
>
> Indeed they are:
> http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/414.html (note last
> bulleted item on blackboard list)
>
> --LL