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G.K. Konnig
September 11th 04, 02:05 AM
A half-digested dead mouse after the cat has threwn up on your carpet ...

Sunflower
September 11th 04, 05:33 AM
"G.K. Konnig" > wrote in message
om...
> A half-digested dead mouse after the cat has threwn up on your carpet ...

And that you've then stepped in because it's 5 a.m. and you're blindly
groping your way to the coffee machine in the dark because you just can't
bear to turn on the lights just yet. Yup, done that one. Ick!

Sunflower
September 11th 04, 05:33 AM
"G.K. Konnig" > wrote in message
om...
> A half-digested dead mouse after the cat has threwn up on your carpet ...

And that you've then stepped in because it's 5 a.m. and you're blindly
groping your way to the coffee machine in the dark because you just can't
bear to turn on the lights just yet. Yup, done that one. Ick!

Tiger Girl
September 11th 04, 06:21 AM
Coming back from a vacation to find that the cat has dragged his toys
out of the toy chest and left them lying everywhere.

Assuming that the big rat-sized fur mousie lying on the kitchen floor
is your cat's toy...until you look in his kitty toy chest a week later
and discover that the big rat-sized fur mousie toy is in _there_.


On 10 Sep 2004 18:05:35 -0700, (G.K. Konnig)
wrote:

>A half-digested dead mouse after the cat has threwn up on your carpet ...

Tiger Girl
September 11th 04, 06:21 AM
Coming back from a vacation to find that the cat has dragged his toys
out of the toy chest and left them lying everywhere.

Assuming that the big rat-sized fur mousie lying on the kitchen floor
is your cat's toy...until you look in his kitty toy chest a week later
and discover that the big rat-sized fur mousie toy is in _there_.


On 10 Sep 2004 18:05:35 -0700, (G.K. Konnig)
wrote:

>A half-digested dead mouse after the cat has threwn up on your carpet ...