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March 31st 05, 01:07 PM
-On the first day of creation God created the cat.

-On the second day God created man to serve the cat.

-On the third day God created all the animals of earth to
serve as potential food for the cat.

-On the fourth day God created honest toil so man could
labour for the good of the cat.

-On the fifth day God created the sparkle ball so the cat
might or might not play with it.

-On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep
the cat healthy and man broke.

-On the seventh day God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
the litterbox.