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guynoir
January 3rd 06, 07:20 AM
I awoke this morning to the smell of cat ****. It wasn't from the
litter box in the bathroom, either, but from the cat who'd just joined
me in bed with a turd woven into his butt hair. As disgusting as that
was, it was even more disgusting to realize that in a few hours, that
turd would be gone and his butt hair immaculately clean.

This afternoon, while he was still in a stupor from his afternoon nap, I
waylaid him with a pair of scissors, and as he purred and stretched, I
trimmed that (now immaculate) butt hair quite short. I didn't have to
restrain him at all, I just distracted him by petting him while I moved
his tail aside and started cutting.

Now he sports what I call a "reverse mullet".
--
John Kimmel


I think it will be quiet around here now. So long.

January 3rd 06, 05:08 PM
your post made me laugh out loud. Sorry. I do that to my maine coons
otherwise the poop do sticketh.
sarah liz

Willow
January 4th 06, 05:29 PM
Reverse Mullet huh ? heheheh now that's a visual !

--
Will~

"... so that's how liberty ends, in a round of applause."

Queen Amidala, The revenge of the Syth.


"guynoir" > wrote in message
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> I awoke this morning to the smell of cat ****. It wasn't from the
> litter box in the bathroom, either, but from the cat who'd just joined
> me in bed with a turd woven into his butt hair. As disgusting as that
> was, it was even more disgusting to realize that in a few hours, that
> turd would be gone and his butt hair immaculately clean.
>
> This afternoon, while he was still in a stupor from his afternoon nap, I
> waylaid him with a pair of scissors, and as he purred and stretched, I
> trimmed that (now immaculate) butt hair quite short. I didn't have to
> restrain him at all, I just distracted him by petting him while I moved
> his tail aside and started cutting.
>
> Now he sports what I call a "reverse mullet".
> --
> John Kimmel
>
>
> I think it will be quiet around here now. So long.