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2oz
November 1st 06, 02:30 AM
charlie is looking at porn
eq is high
nomen is fretting.. 1. not enough money, 2. can't get no pussy (what's
new)
diane.. hmmm... she thinks she has discovered something
Lyn, she's out getting glore for her home.. (any excuse)
matthew: counting his money, avoiding his wife in a nice way
cyber: I can't say
ham-n-cheese..tween... - vegging out
panty hoe - sniffing panty hoes
barb - scoffing up on stocking stuffers
meeeee - having a field day in the playground of her mind
cheryl - scraping corns just off the side of her big toe - and kissing
cat ass (lmao - cats are great! it's beautiful to grow with them)
sf - don't know
om - smiling
steve - eating
magic mood - feeling extremely sexually depraved
boatwright: red in the face (you know im right about it)

LEMME HEAR YA SAY OH YEAH

oh yeah

OH YEAH

oh yeah

aaawww ssssookie now

thoughtchew got away now didn't ya
come'on now, just giveher her, don't hold back just give it her
hey hey hey! it's fhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat albert!

WE GOIN SING A SONG FOR YOOHOOO

HEY HEY HEY

2oz
November 1st 06, 02:51 AM
D. wrote:
> In article >,
> "2oz" > wrote:
>
> > diane.. hmmm... she thinks she has discovered something
>
> Levitra?
>
If you discovered that, then you can phone me up a limo plant me in
some italian villa, laugh when I laugh and cry when I cry, ill tease
you and make you breakfast in bed.

AND WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX!!
wonder which place in the world is fun for christmas
in china they call santa the annual gift man

> Did you see the photos of Hodge looking sweet? It's his Halloween
> disguise. Shhh.
>

I can't find them, you're too much. halloween custom? Im sure he loves
it.
all the little dark children came around this evening, I saw the whole
thing while I put a new hickory handle in my sledge and axe/maul

meeee
November 1st 06, 05:40 AM
LMAO.....best laugh I had all day!!

"2oz" > wrote in message
s.com...
> charlie is looking at porn
> eq is high
> nomen is fretting.. 1. not enough money, 2. can't get no pussy (what's
> new)
> diane.. hmmm... she thinks she has discovered something
> Lyn, she's out getting glore for her home.. (any excuse)
> matthew: counting his money, avoiding his wife in a nice way
> cyber: I can't say
> ham-n-cheese..tween... - vegging out
> panty hoe - sniffing panty hoes
> barb - scoffing up on stocking stuffers
> meeeee - having a field day in the playground of her mind
> cheryl - scraping corns just off the side of her big toe - and kissing
> cat ass (lmao - cats are great! it's beautiful to grow with them)
> sf - don't know
> om - smiling
> steve - eating
> magic mood - feeling extremely sexually depraved
> boatwright: red in the face (you know im right about it)
>
> LEMME HEAR YA SAY OH YEAH
>
> oh yeah
>
> OH YEAH
>
> oh yeah
>
> aaawww ssssookie now
>
> thoughtchew got away now didn't ya
> come'on now, just giveher her, don't hold back just give it her
> hey hey hey! it's fhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat albert!
>
> WE GOIN SING A SONG FOR YOOHOOO
>
> HEY HEY HEY
>

cybercat
November 1st 06, 05:40 AM
"Cheryl" > wrote
>
> Ok, this is spooky. Do you work at my nail salon? I mean, this was
> the big conversation at my last pedicure. She sliced the hell outta
> that big corn.

Yes, Barry is psychic about things like that.

You know, the things that matter.

Meanwhile, what IS a corn? Like a big callous?

Or a growth, like a wart?

*shiver*



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meeee
November 1st 06, 05:40 AM
> in china they call santa the annual gift man

Ok, that's officially santa's name in our house now. Love it. you can just
see the accountants smiling.

meeee
November 1st 06, 05:44 AM
you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling
you why,

The Annual Gift Man is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake....

This has got to be the scariest christmas carol on record...very 50's cold
war inspired.

2oz
November 4th 06, 08:59 AM
cybercat wrote:
> "Cheryl" > wrote
> >
> > Ok, this is spooky. Do you work at my nail salon? I mean, this was
> > the big conversation at my last pedicure. She sliced the hell outta
> > that big corn.
>
> Yes, Barry is psychic about things like that.

yes I am

> You know, the things that matter.
lol
>
> Meanwhile, what IS a corn? Like a big callous?
>
> Or a growth, like a wart?

you're just eat up with dumb ain't you
see nobody even answered your dumbass question
what is corn? I KNOW DARN WELL YOU WATCH PLENTY OF TELEVISION

corn is not a slang it's a term known by most people
CEPT YOU!
> *shiver*
>
>
>
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