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Isaiah Guakamoli
February 16th 07, 07:45 PM
This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
absurd matter.

Jennifer Thompson-Fleet
February 16th 07, 08:11 PM
Isaiah Guakamoli wrote:
> This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
> mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
> talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
> shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
> absurd matter.
>

LOL....and you, not-so-kind-Sir, shouldn't waste your time trying to
communicate in a public forum by way of the written (typed) word until
you learn how to spell and use punctuation correctly.

Back under your bridge, you teeny, tiny, insignificant troll.

My most tepid regards,

Sylvester's mom (still laughing out loud - what a moron)

dgk
February 16th 07, 08:20 PM
On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
> wrote:

>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
>absurd matter.

-1

Matthew
February 16th 07, 08:32 PM
"Isaiah Guakamoli"


<snipped for being posted useless want a be troll>

Try and become a more interesting troll. Here read about it. Also try
using spell checker it might make you look more reputable.

In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established
community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to
cause disruption, often in the form of posting messages that are
inflammatory, insulting, incorrect, inaccurate, or off-topic, with the
intent of provoking a reaction from others. Trolls can also be existing
members of such a community that rarely post and often contribute no useful
information to the thread, but instead make argumentative posts in an
attempt to discredit another person, more often than not based on what they
thought was said rather than what was actually said by the other person,
concentrating almost exclusively on facts irrelevant to the point of the
conversation, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. The
latter are primarily, though not always juveniles from other countries who
don't have enough understanding of the language to realize that there is
nothing to argue about, the points are truly irrelevant to the conversation,
or they just don't care and are simply trying to cause the other poster
grief with their frivolous and irrelevant arguments


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Troll

What is the difference between a "troll" and a "stupid person"?

If stupidity is unwillingness to learn, that still leaves out the non-stupid
malicious trollers. It also leaves out the stupid people who don't engage in
trolling

Troll Humor


More troll fun

(added in December 2006, Written by Martin Calderwood)



Here are a dozen more fun Trollinitions. Remember the more of these
you understand the better you will be able to communicate with the Trolls
you might meet wondering around in the night. As usual the 'English'
equivalent is provided at the end.



Trolloween: A day Trolls dress up in disguise and/or can go out at
night among humans without standing out too much celebrated on October 31st.
(Halloween)



Troll or Treat: What young Trolls do while celebrating Trolloween.
Warning to Humans, it is better to give someone dressed as a Troll a few
extra treats because if it is a real troll you do not want a Troll trick
played on you for being stingy. (Trick or Treat)



Trollibration: A festive Troll activity held for a variety of reasons
not the least of which is because they just want to. (Celebration)



Trollopoly: A favorite game played by trolls who try to buy up the
most troll caves, underground gardens and mineral mines to become the
richest most greedy troll in the end. (Monopoly)



Trollicious: Very tasty to a troll (Delicious)



'CTR' Cardiac Trollminary Resuscitation: Stomping or jumping on a
Troll's chest to restart its heart. (Alternate method, hitting with a heavy
wooden club several times.) (Sometimes called TTT for Trolldiac,
Trollminary Trollsusatation) (CPR)



Trollegiance: Troll Loyalty (Allegiance )



Trollagory: A story with a moral using a troll as a major character
( Allegory)



Trollscillations: Vibrations or movement in the ground or area caused
by a large troll moving nearby. (Oscillations)



Rehabilitrolltions: When a troll 'goes bad' he or she is sent through
Rehabilitrolltion to set him or her right again. (Rehabilitation)



Trollucinations: When a Troll accidentally eats bad mushrooms or gets
a high fever they sometimes see things that are not there. These are called
Trollucinations. (Hallucinations)



Trolltection: When you have a Troll body guard he keeps you save by
providing Trolltecton at all times. (Protection)







Here are a few editions to our collection of troll humor published in
2004.. These are also written by our Master Trollologist, Martin
Calderwood. We hope you enjoy these fun plays on words and jokes.



TROLLINITIONS


1) Anytime a troll child is naughty a large adult will punish him or
her. This is known as being in the 'Big Trollble' . (trouble)

2) A Troll who travels of the country telling stories and singing
songs for his keep is called a Trollbador. (Troubadour)

3) A very unique troll is said to be ' One in a tarollion' .
(trillion)

4) The favorite ride in a Troll Amusement Park is the
'Trollercoaster'. (rollercoaster)

5) If a female Troll asks you want you like about her she is '
trolling' for compliments.

6) When you look at the inside of a Troll using a camera or scope you
are giving him or her a 'trollenoscopy'.

7) An all-day sucker eaten by a Troll Is called a 'Trollipop'.
(Lollipop)

8) When Trolls yodel they say 'Trolldaladywho'. (yodaladyhoo)

9) A big twisting wind caused by a troll him is called a 'Trollnado'.
(tornado)

10) Troll's have first level schooling at a 'Trollementary School'
(Elementary)





TROLL HUMOR


1) Vlad Troll: Where do Troll Vampires live.

Drac Troll: Trollsavania, of course.





2) Rok: Troll: "Where are Troll movies made?"

Stony Troll: "Trollywood!"





3) Q. What are a Trolls favorite Shows to watch on Trollovision?"

A. The Trollve o'clock news, For Whom the Bell Trolls, Trolling
for Dollars, and naturally anything featuring the Norwegian Trolls Sports
Team!




4) Zrok: "Do Trolls celebrate Christmas?"

Brap: "Yes, mostly because of Carol."

Zrok: "Carol? Who's Carol?"

Brap: "Carol Troll."

Zrok: "Yes, in the song "Deck The Halls".

Brap: "Oh yes, Troll the Ancient Yuletide Carol."




5) "What would we ride on if we visited San Francisco?" asked
the little girl Troll.

"Why the Troll-ey car of course." replied Pa Troll





6) Riddle.

What famous play involving Trolls do these two words
represent?

Equal, emaciated

Pier Gaunt




7) Troll Boy: "I learned my first human words today!"

Mama Troll: "Oh? What were they?"

Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll! What does that mean?"

Mama Troll: "He said, "Go away! I'm not ready to be around you! Now
help me fix dinner."

Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll!"




8) What is the difference between a Troll born North of the
Arctic Circle and a Troll

born South of the Arctic Circle?

A Northen Troll says "God Morgen."

A Southern Troll says "God Morgen ,ya all."










It is said that Trolls have a great sense of humor about themselves and
their world. This humor is reflected in the creation of many words and
phrases that sound a lot like the words we use but that have special meaning
to Trolls. Here are a few samples. (Included with each is the 'similar' word
the Trolls used.) Also included are a few 'troll jokes' at the end.



1) Con-troll: A Troll who wants to take charge of everything is said to be'con-troll-ing.
(control)



2) Ex-troll: When a Troll talks about him or herself or about another Troll
and how good they are it is called 'ex-troll-ing' their virtues. (extol)



3) Troll-iday: Trolls celebrate many holidays like everyone else but there
are also special days that only they celebrate called 'Troll-idays'.
(holiday)



4) Troll-dition: Something Trolls do every year or some special action or
activity done regularly especially on 'Trollidays'. (tradition)



5) Troll-erant: A Troll who has lots of patience (especially with humans)
and who puts up with a lot of different things is said to be very
'Troll-erant'. (tolerant)



6) Troll-drums: A Troll who is down or depressed is said to be "In the
Troll-drums" (doldrums)



7) Pa-Troll: When one or more Trolls go out and check an area or to watch
for problems they are on 'Pa-Troll'. (patrol)



8) Troll-up: A Troll with loose actions or morals is called a Troll-up.
(trollop)



9) Troll-doll: A really beautiful Troll is called a 'Troll-doll'.



10) Ma-Troll-nal/Pa-Troll-nal: A mommy troll has 'Ma-Troll-nal' instincts.
(maternal) And of course daddy trolls have 'Pa-Troll-nal' instincts.
(paternal)



11) Troll-some: Any fun and growing activity young Trolls join in is said to
be 'Trollsome'. (wholesome)



12) Troll-tellite Dish: The thing Trolls have on their homes to help them
watch Troll TV is a 'Troll-talite' Dish. (satellite dish)



13) Troll-ex: Either a Trolls favorite watch (or his former spouse) is
called a 'Troll-ex' (Rolex)



14) Troll-egence: When a Troll gives his word to be a friend or to do
something he or she are pledging their 'Troll-egiance'. (allegiance)



15) Troll-ogy: Three books about Trolls (or even read by a Troll) are called
a Troll-ogy. (trilogy)





Troll jokes: (all original in context if not in idea)



1)

Troll School Teacher: Okay Drog, use Norway, Sweden and Denmark in a
sentence.

Drog: Okay, dar is Nor-vay yew can Sveden da coffee wit sugar and Denmark it
as sour.



2)

Troll School Teacher: How does a Scottish Troll express gratitude fer da
sheep he is 'bout ta eat?

Jarg: Dat's easy. He says 'taks fer mutton'





3)

Troll School Teacher: Why should Trolls never us drugs?

Angh: Because Trolls don't want to be stoned





4)

Troll Father: Vat is yer favorite type of music son?

Troll Son: Hard rock music of course.





5)

Troll Mother: I thought I told yew not ta listen ta dat religious music.

Troll Daughter: I know but vhen I heardit I fell in love wit it.

Troll Mother: And vat is da name of dis song?

Troll Daughter: Rock of Ages! It says 'Rock of Ages Cliff fer me, let me
hide myself in-dee'.

Matthew
February 16th 07, 08:33 PM
You give him a -1. I would not even rate him it was not even a half way bad
attempt at being a Troll

"dgk" > wrote in message
...
> On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
> > wrote:
>
>>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
>>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
>>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
>>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
>>absurd matter.
>
> -1

Big Al
February 16th 07, 09:50 PM
On Feb 16, 1:33 pm, "Matthew" > wrote:
> You give him a -1. I would not even rate him it was not even a half way bad
> attempt at being a Troll
>
> "dgk" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
> > > wrote:
>
> >>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
> >>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
> >>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
> >>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
> >>absurd matter.
>
> > -1

everyone up to this point, EXCEPT the original poster, THANK YOU for
making me howlingly-laugh-out-loud just now, reading your responses.
That was a refreshing break from mostly crying over the last several
days. (My beloved cat died on Monday.) Now I am intrigued and need to
go read about shaving cats.

sheelagh
February 16th 07, 09:53 PM
On 16 Feb, 20:32, "Matthew" > wrote:
> "Isaiah Guakamoli"
>
> <snipped for being posted useless want a be troll>
>
> Try and become a more interesting troll. Here read about it. Also try
> using spell checker it might make you look more reputable.
>
> In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established
> community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to
> cause disruption, often in the form of posting messages that are
> inflammatory, insulting, incorrect, inaccurate, or off-topic, with the
> intent of provoking a reaction from others. Trolls can also be existing
> members of such a community that rarely post and often contribute no useful
> information to the thread, but instead make argumentative posts in an
> attempt to discredit another person, more often than not based on what they
> thought was said rather than what was actually said by the other person,
> concentrating almost exclusively on facts irrelevant to the point of the
> conversation, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. The
> latter are primarily, though not always juveniles from other countries who
> don't have enough understanding of the language to realize that there is
> nothing to argue about, the points are truly irrelevant to the conversation,
> or they just don't care and are simply trying to cause the other poster
> grief with their frivolous and irrelevant arguments
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_trollhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Troll
>
> What is the difference between a "troll" and a "stupid person"?
>
> If stupidity is unwillingness to learn, that still leaves out the non-stupid
> malicious trollers. It also leaves out the stupid people who don't engage in
> trolling
>
> Troll Humor
>
> More troll fun
>
> (added in December 2006, Written by Martin Calderwood)
>
> Here are a dozen more fun Trollinitions. Remember the more of these
> you understand the better you will be able to communicate with the Trolls
> you might meet wondering around in the night. As usual the 'English'
> equivalent is provided at the end.
>
> Trolloween: A day Trolls dress up in disguise and/or can go out at
> night among humans without standing out too much celebrated on October 31st.
> (Halloween)
>
> Troll or Treat: What young Trolls do while celebrating Trolloween.
> Warning to Humans, it is better to give someone dressed as a Troll a few
> extra treats because if it is a real troll you do not want a Troll trick
> played on you for being stingy. (Trick or Treat)
>
> Trollibration: A festive Troll activity held for a variety of reasons
> not the least of which is because they just want to. (Celebration)
>
> Trollopoly: A favorite game played by trolls who try to buy up the
> most troll caves, underground gardens and mineral mines to become the
> richest most greedy troll in the end. (Monopoly)
>
> Trollicious: Very tasty to a troll (Delicious)
>
> 'CTR' Cardiac Trollminary Resuscitation: Stomping or jumping on a
> Troll's chest to restart its heart. (Alternate method, hitting with a heavy
> wooden club several times.) (Sometimes called TTT for Trolldiac,
> Trollminary Trollsusatation) (CPR)
>
> Trollegiance: Troll Loyalty (Allegiance )
>
> Trollagory: A story with a moral using a troll as a major character
> ( Allegory)
>
> Trollscillations: Vibrations or movement in the ground or area caused
> by a large troll moving nearby. (Oscillations)
>
> Rehabilitrolltions: When a troll 'goes bad' he or she is sent through
> Rehabilitrolltion to set him or her right again. (Rehabilitation)
>
> Trollucinations: When a Troll accidentally eats bad mushrooms or gets
> a high fever they sometimes see things that are not there. These are called
> Trollucinations. (Hallucinations)
>
> Trolltection: When you have a Troll body guard he keeps you save by
> providing Trolltecton at all times. (Protection)
>
> Here are a few editions to our collection of troll humor published in
> 2004.. These are also written by our Master Trollologist, Martin
> Calderwood. We hope you enjoy these fun plays on words and jokes.
>
> TROLLINITIONS
>
> 1) Anytime a troll child is naughty a large adult will punish him or
> her. This is known as being in the 'Big Trollble' . (trouble)
>
> 2) A Troll who travels of the country telling stories and singing
> songs for his keep is called a Trollbador. (Troubadour)
>
> 3) A very unique troll is said to be ' One in a tarollion' .
> (trillion)
>
> 4) The favorite ride in a Troll Amusement Park is the
> 'Trollercoaster'. (rollercoaster)
>
> 5) If a female Troll asks you want you like about her she is '
> trolling' for compliments.
>
> 6) When you look at the inside of a Troll using a camera or scope you
> are giving him or her a 'trollenoscopy'.
>
> 7) An all-day sucker eaten by a Troll Is called a 'Trollipop'.
> (Lollipop)
>
> 8) When Trolls yodel they say 'Trolldaladywho'. (yodaladyhoo)
>
> 9) A big twisting wind caused by a troll him is called a 'Trollnado'.
> (tornado)
>
> 10) Troll's have first level schooling at a 'Trollementary School'
> (Elementary)
>
> TROLL HUMOR
>
> 1) Vlad Troll: Where do Troll Vampires live.
>
> Drac Troll: Trollsavania, of course.
>
> 2) Rok: Troll: "Where are Troll movies made?"
>
> Stony Troll: "Trollywood!"
>
> 3) Q. What are a Trolls favorite Shows to watch on Trollovision?"
>
> A. The Trollve o'clock news, For Whom the Bell Trolls, Trolling
> for Dollars, and naturally anything featuring the Norwegian Trolls Sports
> Team!
>
> 4) Zrok: "Do Trolls celebrate Christmas?"
>
> Brap: "Yes, mostly because of Carol."
>
> Zrok: "Carol? Who's Carol?"
>
> Brap: "Carol Troll."
>
> Zrok: "Yes, in the song "Deck The Halls".
>
> Brap: "Oh yes, Troll the Ancient Yuletide Carol."
>
> 5) "What would we ride on if we visited San Francisco?" asked
> the little girl Troll.
>
> "Why the Troll-ey car of course." replied Pa Troll
>
> 6) Riddle.
>
> What famous play involving Trolls do these two words
> represent?
>
> Equal, emaciated
>
> Pier Gaunt
>
> 7) Troll Boy: "I learned my first human words today!"
>
> Mama Troll: "Oh? What were they?"
>
> Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll! What does that mean?"
>
> Mama Troll: "He said, "Go away! I'm not ready to be around you! Now
> help me fix dinner."
>
> Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll!"
>
> 8) What is the difference between a Troll born North of the
> Arctic Circle and a Troll
>
> born South of the Arctic Circle?
>
> A Northen Troll says "God Morgen."
>
> A Southern Troll says "God Morgen ,ya all."
>
> It is said that Trolls have a great sense of humor about themselves and
> their world. This humor is reflected in the creation of many words and
> phrases that sound a lot like the words we use but that have special meaning
> to Trolls. Here are a few samples. (Included with each is the 'similar' word
> the Trolls used.) Also included are a few 'troll jokes' at the end.
>
> 1) Con-troll: A Troll who wants to take charge of everything is said to be'con-troll-ing.
> (control)
>
> 2) Ex-troll: When a Troll talks about him or herself or about another Troll
> and how good they are it is called 'ex-troll-ing' their virtues. (extol)
>
> 3) Troll-iday: Trolls celebrate many holidays like everyone else but there
> are also special days that only they celebrate called 'Troll-idays'.
> (holiday)
>
> 4) Troll-dition: Something Trolls do every year or some special action or
> activity done regularly especially on 'Trollidays'. (tradition)
>
> 5) Troll-erant: A Troll who has lots of patience (especially with humans)
> and who puts up with a lot of different things is said to be very
> 'Troll-erant'. (tolerant)
>
> 6) Troll-drums: A Troll who is down or depressed is said to be "In the
> Troll-drums" (doldrums)
>
> 7) Pa-Troll: When one or more Trolls go out and check an area or to watch
> for problems they are on 'Pa-Troll'. (patrol)
>
> 8) Troll-up: A Troll with loose actions or morals is called a Troll-up.
> (trollop)
>
> 9) Troll-doll: A really beautiful Troll is called a 'Troll-doll'.
>
> 10) Ma-Troll-nal/Pa-Troll-nal: A mommy troll has 'Ma-Troll-nal' instincts.
> (maternal) And of course daddy trolls have 'Pa-Troll-nal' instincts.
> (paternal)
>
> 11) Troll-some: Any fun and growing activity young Trolls join in is said to
> be 'Trollsome'. (wholesome)
>
> 12) Troll-tellite Dish: The thing Trolls have on their homes to help them
> watch Troll TV is a 'Troll-talite' Dish. (satellite dish)
>
> 13) Troll-ex: Either a Trolls favorite watch (or his former spouse) is
> called a 'Troll-ex' (Rolex)
>
> 14) Troll-egence: When a Troll gives his word to be a friend or to do
> something he or she are pledging their 'Troll-egiance'. (allegiance)
>
> 15) Troll-ogy: Three books about Trolls (or even read by a Troll) are called
> a Troll-ogy. (trilogy)
>
> Troll jokes: (all original in context if not in idea)
>
> 1)
>
> Troll School Teacher: Okay Drog, use Norway, Sweden and Denmark in a
> sentence.
>
> Drog: Okay, dar is Nor-vay yew can Sveden da coffee wit sugar and Denmark it
> as sour.
>
> 2)
>
> Troll School Teacher: How does a Scottish Troll express gratitude fer da
> sheep he is 'bout ta eat?
>
> Jarg: Dat's easy. He says 'taks fer mutton'
>
> 3)
>
> Troll School Teacher: Why should Trolls never us drugs?
>
> Angh: Because Trolls don't want to be stoned
>
> 4)
>
> Troll Father: Vat is yer favorite type of music son?
>
> Troll Son: Hard rock music of course.
>
> 5)
>
> Troll Mother: I thought I told yew not ta listen ta dat religious music.
>
> Troll Daughter: I know but vhen I heardit I fell in love wit it.
>
> Troll Mother: And vat is da name of dis song?
>
> Troll Daughter: Rock of Ages! It says 'Rock of Ages Cliff fer me, let me
> hide myself in-dee'.
ROFLOL,
Brilliant & hilarious too
Thank you for making this ugly posting something worth laughing about.
well done M!
S;o)

Magic Mood JeepŠ
February 17th 07, 02:13 AM
In oups.com,
Isaiah Guakamoli purred:
> This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
> mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
> talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
> shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
> absurd matter.

Too many snow days - time for spring to come and get the brats back in their
classrooms!

Matthew
February 17th 07, 07:30 AM
I have something for you Big Al it is a couple of poems that all cat
lover's should have. this one I added something to it one night I still get
teary eyed when I read them

Rainbow Bridge Revised





Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close
to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.

There are meadows and hills for all of our special
friends so they can run and play together.

There is plenty of food, water and sunshine,
and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored
to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are
made whole and strong again, just as we remember them
in our dreams of days and times gone by.

The animals are happy and content, except for one small
thing; they each miss someone very special to them, whom
had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one
suddenly stops and looks into the distance. Their bright
eyes are intent; Their eager bodies quiver. Suddenly they
begin to run from the group, flying over the green grass,
Their legs carrying them faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friends
finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never
to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face;
your hands again caress their beloved head, and you look
once more into the trusting eyes of your friends, so long
gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

*** "And nothing but peace and the love of your Dear Friends"****

* Author Unknown of the original poem a few lines have been changed *

*** This should be added ***

****"Always remember We will be there even if you can't see us.
We are always Watching and Waiting. That cool puff of air you
feel across your cheek, that fleeting touch, the feeling you have
that I was walking across your bed, that moment you swear you can
hear us, that flicker of movement out of the corner of your eye.
Is just our way of saying I love you and I am with you always even
in the darkest time We Will Always Be There. Till our paws touch again
always know we love you and cherished our special time together"***

Ending Added By: ( NO MORE RETAIL ) This was my original display name
a.p.c (alt.pets.cats)




On the spur of the moment
You can share joy and happiness

With the blink of an eye
You can disclose sadness and mourning

In next to no time there will be someone
Helping you along for better or worse

Whether you are living next door
Or a continent and an ocean away

No one cares
About gender, age, race, religion and education

You may never meet cat or human face to face
But you sure meet a friend when you need one

author Michael






IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY


If tears could build a stairway.
and memories a lane.
I would walk right up to Heaven
and bring you back again.


No farewell words were spoken
No time to say "Goodbye."
You were gone before I knew it.
and only Gods knows why.


My heart still aches with sadness.
and secret tears still flow.
What it meant to love you-
No one can ever know.


But now I know you want me
to mourn for you no more:
To remember all the happy times.
life still has much in store


Since you'll never be forgotten.
I pledge to you today-
A hollowed place within my heart.
is where you will always stay.


Author unknown





"Big Al" > wrote in message

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> On Feb 16, 1:33 pm, "Matthew" > wrote:
>> You give him a -1. I would not even rate him it was not even a half way
>> bad
>> attempt at being a Troll
>>
>> "dgk" > wrote in message
>>
>> ...
>>
>> > On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
>> > > wrote:
>>
>> >>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
>> >>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
>> >>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
>> >>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
>> >>absurd matter.
>>
>> > -1
>
> everyone up to this point, EXCEPT the original poster, THANK YOU for
> making me howlingly-laugh-out-loud just now, reading your responses.
> That was a refreshing break from mostly crying over the last several
> days. (My beloved cat died on Monday.) Now I am intrigued and need to
> go read about shaving cats.
>

Matthew
February 17th 07, 07:31 AM
You like that It is my version of a troll bake


"sheelagh" > wrote in message
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> On 16 Feb, 20:32, "Matthew" > wrote:
>> "Isaiah Guakamoli"
>>
>> <snipped for being posted useless want a be troll>
>>
>> Try and become a more interesting troll. Here read about it. Also try
>> using spell checker it might make you look more reputable.
>>
>> In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established
>> community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to
>> cause disruption, often in the form of posting messages that are
>> inflammatory, insulting, incorrect, inaccurate, or off-topic, with the
>> intent of provoking a reaction from others. Trolls can also be existing
>> members of such a community that rarely post and often contribute no
>> useful
>> information to the thread, but instead make argumentative posts in an
>> attempt to discredit another person, more often than not based on what
>> they
>> thought was said rather than what was actually said by the other person,
>> concentrating almost exclusively on facts irrelevant to the point of the
>> conversation, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. The
>> latter are primarily, though not always juveniles from other countries
>> who
>> don't have enough understanding of the language to realize that there is
>> nothing to argue about, the points are truly irrelevant to the
>> conversation,
>> or they just don't care and are simply trying to cause the other poster
>> grief with their frivolous and irrelevant arguments
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_trollhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Troll
>>
>> What is the difference between a "troll" and a "stupid person"?
>>
>> If stupidity is unwillingness to learn, that still leaves out the
>> non-stupid
>> malicious trollers. It also leaves out the stupid people who don't engage
>> in
>> trolling
>>
>> Troll Humor
>>
>> More troll fun
>>
>> (added in December 2006, Written by Martin Calderwood)
>>
>> Here are a dozen more fun Trollinitions. Remember the more of
>> these
>> you understand the better you will be able to communicate with the Trolls
>> you might meet wondering around in the night. As usual the 'English'
>> equivalent is provided at the end.
>>
>> Trolloween: A day Trolls dress up in disguise and/or can go out at
>> night among humans without standing out too much celebrated on October
>> 31st.
>> (Halloween)
>>
>> Troll or Treat: What young Trolls do while celebrating Trolloween.
>> Warning to Humans, it is better to give someone dressed as a Troll a few
>> extra treats because if it is a real troll you do not want a Troll trick
>> played on you for being stingy. (Trick or Treat)
>>
>> Trollibration: A festive Troll activity held for a variety of
>> reasons
>> not the least of which is because they just want to. (Celebration)
>>
>> Trollopoly: A favorite game played by trolls who try to buy up the
>> most troll caves, underground gardens and mineral mines to become the
>> richest most greedy troll in the end. (Monopoly)
>>
>> Trollicious: Very tasty to a troll (Delicious)
>>
>> 'CTR' Cardiac Trollminary Resuscitation: Stomping or jumping on a
>> Troll's chest to restart its heart. (Alternate method, hitting with a
>> heavy
>> wooden club several times.) (Sometimes called TTT for Trolldiac,
>> Trollminary Trollsusatation) (CPR)
>>
>> Trollegiance: Troll Loyalty (Allegiance )
>>
>> Trollagory: A story with a moral using a troll as a major
>> character
>> ( Allegory)
>>
>> Trollscillations: Vibrations or movement in the ground or area
>> caused
>> by a large troll moving nearby. (Oscillations)
>>
>> Rehabilitrolltions: When a troll 'goes bad' he or she is sent
>> through
>> Rehabilitrolltion to set him or her right again. (Rehabilitation)
>>
>> Trollucinations: When a Troll accidentally eats bad mushrooms or
>> gets
>> a high fever they sometimes see things that are not there. These are
>> called
>> Trollucinations. (Hallucinations)
>>
>> Trolltection: When you have a Troll body guard he keeps you save
>> by
>> providing Trolltecton at all times. (Protection)
>>
>> Here are a few editions to our collection of troll humor published
>> in
>> 2004.. These are also written by our Master Trollologist, Martin
>> Calderwood. We hope you enjoy these fun plays on words and jokes.
>>
>> TROLLINITIONS
>>
>> 1) Anytime a troll child is naughty a large adult will punish him
>> or
>> her. This is known as being in the 'Big Trollble' . (trouble)
>>
>> 2) A Troll who travels of the country telling stories and singing
>> songs for his keep is called a Trollbador. (Troubadour)
>>
>> 3) A very unique troll is said to be ' One in a tarollion' .
>> (trillion)
>>
>> 4) The favorite ride in a Troll Amusement Park is the
>> 'Trollercoaster'. (rollercoaster)
>>
>> 5) If a female Troll asks you want you like about her she is '
>> trolling' for compliments.
>>
>> 6) When you look at the inside of a Troll using a camera or scope
>> you
>> are giving him or her a 'trollenoscopy'.
>>
>> 7) An all-day sucker eaten by a Troll Is called a 'Trollipop'.
>> (Lollipop)
>>
>> 8) When Trolls yodel they say 'Trolldaladywho'. (yodaladyhoo)
>>
>> 9) A big twisting wind caused by a troll him is called a
>> 'Trollnado'.
>> (tornado)
>>
>> 10) Troll's have first level schooling at a 'Trollementary School'
>> (Elementary)
>>
>> TROLL HUMOR
>>
>> 1) Vlad Troll: Where do Troll Vampires live.
>>
>> Drac Troll: Trollsavania, of course.
>>
>> 2) Rok: Troll: "Where are Troll movies made?"
>>
>> Stony Troll: "Trollywood!"
>>
>> 3) Q. What are a Trolls favorite Shows to watch on Trollovision?"
>>
>> A. The Trollve o'clock news, For Whom the Bell Trolls,
>> Trolling
>> for Dollars, and naturally anything featuring the Norwegian Trolls Sports
>> Team!
>>
>> 4) Zrok: "Do Trolls celebrate Christmas?"
>>
>> Brap: "Yes, mostly because of Carol."
>>
>> Zrok: "Carol? Who's Carol?"
>>
>> Brap: "Carol Troll."
>>
>> Zrok: "Yes, in the song "Deck The Halls".
>>
>> Brap: "Oh yes, Troll the Ancient Yuletide Carol."
>>
>> 5) "What would we ride on if we visited San Francisco?" asked
>> the little girl Troll.
>>
>> "Why the Troll-ey car of course." replied Pa Troll
>>
>> 6) Riddle.
>>
>> What famous play involving Trolls do these two words
>> represent?
>>
>> Equal, emaciated
>>
>> Pier Gaunt
>>
>> 7) Troll Boy: "I learned my first human words today!"
>>
>> Mama Troll: "Oh? What were they?"
>>
>> Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll! What does that mean?"
>>
>> Mama Troll: "He said, "Go away! I'm not ready to be around you!
>> Now
>> help me fix dinner."
>>
>> Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll!"
>>
>> 8) What is the difference between a Troll born North of the
>> Arctic Circle and a Troll
>>
>> born South of the Arctic Circle?
>>
>> A Northen Troll says "God Morgen."
>>
>> A Southern Troll says "God Morgen ,ya all."
>>
>> It is said that Trolls have a great sense of humor about themselves and
>> their world. This humor is reflected in the creation of many words and
>> phrases that sound a lot like the words we use but that have special
>> meaning
>> to Trolls. Here are a few samples. (Included with each is the 'similar'
>> word
>> the Trolls used.) Also included are a few 'troll jokes' at the end.
>>
>> 1) Con-troll: A Troll who wants to take charge of everything is said to
>> be'con-troll-ing.
>> (control)
>>
>> 2) Ex-troll: When a Troll talks about him or herself or about another
>> Troll
>> and how good they are it is called 'ex-troll-ing' their virtues. (extol)
>>
>> 3) Troll-iday: Trolls celebrate many holidays like everyone else but
>> there
>> are also special days that only they celebrate called 'Troll-idays'.
>> (holiday)
>>
>> 4) Troll-dition: Something Trolls do every year or some special action or
>> activity done regularly especially on 'Trollidays'. (tradition)
>>
>> 5) Troll-erant: A Troll who has lots of patience (especially with humans)
>> and who puts up with a lot of different things is said to be very
>> 'Troll-erant'. (tolerant)
>>
>> 6) Troll-drums: A Troll who is down or depressed is said to be "In the
>> Troll-drums" (doldrums)
>>
>> 7) Pa-Troll: When one or more Trolls go out and check an area or to watch
>> for problems they are on 'Pa-Troll'. (patrol)
>>
>> 8) Troll-up: A Troll with loose actions or morals is called a Troll-up.
>> (trollop)
>>
>> 9) Troll-doll: A really beautiful Troll is called a 'Troll-doll'.
>>
>> 10) Ma-Troll-nal/Pa-Troll-nal: A mommy troll has 'Ma-Troll-nal'
>> instincts.
>> (maternal) And of course daddy trolls have 'Pa-Troll-nal' instincts.
>> (paternal)
>>
>> 11) Troll-some: Any fun and growing activity young Trolls join in is said
>> to
>> be 'Trollsome'. (wholesome)
>>
>> 12) Troll-tellite Dish: The thing Trolls have on their homes to help them
>> watch Troll TV is a 'Troll-talite' Dish. (satellite dish)
>>
>> 13) Troll-ex: Either a Trolls favorite watch (or his former spouse) is
>> called a 'Troll-ex' (Rolex)
>>
>> 14) Troll-egence: When a Troll gives his word to be a friend or to do
>> something he or she are pledging their 'Troll-egiance'. (allegiance)
>>
>> 15) Troll-ogy: Three books about Trolls (or even read by a Troll) are
>> called
>> a Troll-ogy. (trilogy)
>>
>> Troll jokes: (all original in context if not in idea)
>>
>> 1)
>>
>> Troll School Teacher: Okay Drog, use Norway, Sweden and Denmark in a
>> sentence.
>>
>> Drog: Okay, dar is Nor-vay yew can Sveden da coffee wit sugar and Denmark
>> it
>> as sour.
>>
>> 2)
>>
>> Troll School Teacher: How does a Scottish Troll express gratitude fer da
>> sheep he is 'bout ta eat?
>>
>> Jarg: Dat's easy. He says 'taks fer mutton'
>>
>> 3)
>>
>> Troll School Teacher: Why should Trolls never us drugs?
>>
>> Angh: Because Trolls don't want to be stoned
>>
>> 4)
>>
>> Troll Father: Vat is yer favorite type of music son?
>>
>> Troll Son: Hard rock music of course.
>>
>> 5)
>>
>> Troll Mother: I thought I told yew not ta listen ta dat religious music.
>>
>> Troll Daughter: I know but vhen I heardit I fell in love wit it.
>>
>> Troll Mother: And vat is da name of dis song?
>>
>> Troll Daughter: Rock of Ages! It says 'Rock of Ages Cliff fer me, let me
>> hide myself in-dee'.
> ROFLOL,
> Brilliant & hilarious too
> Thank you for making this ugly posting something worth laughing about.
> well done M!
> S;o)
>

Matthew
February 17th 07, 07:35 AM
Also Big Al and everyone else you can check out my pack here at this site.
http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/nomoreretail/


"Big Al" > wrote in message
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> On Feb 16, 1:33 pm, "Matthew" > wrote:
>> You give him a -1. I would not even rate him it was not even a half way
>> bad
>> attempt at being a Troll
>>
>> "dgk" > wrote in message
>>
>> ...
>>
>> > On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
>> > > wrote:
>>
>> >>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
>> >>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
>> >>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
>> >>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
>> >>absurd matter.
>>
>> > -1
>
> everyone up to this point, EXCEPT the original poster, THANK YOU for
> making me howlingly-laugh-out-loud just now, reading your responses.
> That was a refreshing break from mostly crying over the last several
> days. (My beloved cat died on Monday.) Now I am intrigued and need to
> go read about shaving cats.
>

Big Al
February 17th 07, 04:22 PM
On Feb 17, 12:35 am, "Matthew" > wrote:
> Also Big Al and everyone else you can check out my pack here at this site.http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/nomoreretail/
>
> "Big Al" > wrote in message
>
> oups.com...
>
> > On Feb 16, 1:33 pm, "Matthew" > wrote:
> >> You give him a -1. I would not even rate him it was not even a half way
> >> bad
> >> attempt at being a Troll
>
> >> "dgk" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> >> > On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
> >> > > wrote:
>
> >> >>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
> >> >>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
> >> >>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
> >> >>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
> >> >>absurd matter.
>
> >> > -1
>
> > everyone up to this point, EXCEPT the original poster, THANK YOU for
> > making me howlingly-laugh-out-loud just now, reading your responses.
> > That was a refreshing break from mostly crying over the last several
> > days. (My beloved cat died on Monday.) Now I am intrigued and need to
> > go read about shaving cats.

Matthew, I loved your poems and your cat pictures, thank you. I liked
the photo of the cat up on the top shelf. It reminded me a little of
my Nyasha being "Catzilla". In another thread I posted the URL for
the little website I made of some favorite Nyasha photos, take a look
if you like: http://home.comcast.net/~schlotta

Scott
February 17th 07, 06:45 PM
[flame bait snipped]

Please don't feed the trolls.

Stick Waver
February 17th 07, 06:53 PM
Isaiah Guakamoli wrote:

> This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
> mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
> talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
> shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
> absurd matter.
>


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Stick Waver
February 17th 07, 06:54 PM
Matthew wrote:

> "Isaiah Guakamoli"
>
>
> <snipped for being posted useless want a be troll>
>
> Try and become a more interesting troll. Here read about it. Also try
> using spell checker it might make you look more reputable.

.................\|||/
................(o o)
,----ooO--(_)-----------.
|.....Please..................|
|...don't feed the........|
| .....TROLL... !...........|
'-------------------Ooo--'
............|__|__|
.............||... ||
..........ooO Ooo

dreamn3d
February 17th 07, 09:08 PM
Very sweet pixies of your babies from you two....sooo cute.

Matthew
February 17th 07, 11:14 PM
OH come on I am doing a troll bake got to have some fun with the kids when
they are out of school

"Stick Waver" > wrote in message
...
> Matthew wrote:
>
>> "Isaiah Guakamoli"
>>
>>
>> <snipped for being posted useless want a be troll>
>>
>> Try and become a more interesting troll. Here read about it. Also try
>> using spell checker it might make you look more reputable.
>
> ................\|||/
> ...............(o o)
> ,----ooO--(_)-----------.
> |.....Please..................|
> |...don't feed the........|
> | .....TROLL... !...........|
> '-------------------Ooo--'
> ...........|__|__|
> ............||... ||
> .........ooO Ooo

bookie
February 18th 07, 01:35 AM
On 17 Feb, 07:30, "Matthew" > wrote:
> I have something for you Big Al it is a couple of poems that all cat
> lover's should have. this one I added something to it one night I still get
> teary eyed when I read them
>
> Rainbow Bridge Revised
>
> Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
> When an animal dies that has been especially close
> to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
>
> There are meadows and hills for all of our special
> friends so they can run and play together.
>
> There is plenty of food, water and sunshine,
> and our friends are warm and comfortable.
>
> All the animals who had been ill and old are restored
> to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are
> made whole and strong again, just as we remember them
> in our dreams of days and times gone by.
>
> The animals are happy and content, except for one small
> thing; they each miss someone very special to them, whom
> had to be left behind.
>
> They all run and play together, but the day comes when one
> suddenly stops and looks into the distance. Their bright
> eyes are intent; Their eager bodies quiver. Suddenly they
> begin to run from the group, flying over the green grass,
> Their legs carrying them faster and faster.
>
> You have been spotted, and when you and your special friends
> finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never
> to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face;
> your hands again caress their beloved head, and you look
> once more into the trusting eyes of your friends, so long
> gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
>
> Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
>
> *** "And nothing but peace and the love of your Dear Friends"****
>
> * Author Unknown of the original poem a few lines have been changed *
>
> *** This should be added ***
>
> ****"Always remember We will be there even if you can't see us.
> We are always Watching and Waiting. That cool puff of air you
> feel across your cheek, that fleeting touch, the feeling you have
> that I was walking across your bed, that moment you swear you can
> hear us, that flicker of movement out of the corner of your eye.
> Is just our way of saying I love you and I am with you always even
> in the darkest time We Will Always Be There. Till our paws touch again
> always know we love you and cherished our special time together"***
>
> Ending Added By: ( NO MORE RETAIL ) This was my original display name
> a.p.c (alt.pets.cats)
>
> On the spur of the moment
> You can share joy and happiness
>
> With the blink of an eye
> You can disclose sadness and mourning
>
> In next to no time there will be someone
> Helping you along for better or worse
>
> Whether you are living next door
> Or a continent and an ocean away
>
> No one cares
> About gender, age, race, religion and education
>
> You may never meet cat or human face to face
> But you sure meet a friend when you need one
>
> author Michael
>
> IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY
>
> If tears could build a stairway.
> and memories a lane.
> I would walk right up to Heaven
> and bring you back again.
>
> No farewell words were spoken
> No time to say "Goodbye."
> You were gone before I knew it.
> and only Gods knows why.
>
> My heart still aches with sadness.
> and secret tears still flow.
> What it meant to love you-
> No one can ever know.
>
> But now I know you want me
> to mourn for you no more:
> To remember all the happy times.
> life still has much in store
>
> Since you'll never be forgotten.
> I pledge to you today-
> A hollowed place within my heart.
> is where you will always stay.
>
> Author unknown
>
> "Big Al" > wrote in message
>
> oups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Feb 16, 1:33 pm, "Matthew" > wrote:
> >> You give him a -1. I would not even rate him it was not even a half way
> >> bad
> >> attempt at being a Troll
>
> >> "dgk" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> >> > On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
> >> > > wrote:
>
> >> >>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered! I
> >> >>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
> >> >>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
> >> >>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
> >> >>absurd matter.
>
> >> > -1
>
> > everyone up to this point, EXCEPT the original poster, THANK YOU for
> > making me howlingly-laugh-out-loud just now, reading your responses.
> > That was a refreshing break from mostly crying over the last several
> > days. (My beloved cat died on Monday.) Now I am intrigued and need to
> > go read about shaving cats.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

god , i cant' read all of that without crying now just thinking about
all the lovely feline friends in my life who have passed over the
rainbow bridge, i know theyare free from pain and age now but it still
makes me sad and i wonder if I did enough for them when they were here
with me on earth.
I miss them all so much, particularly little tegan who passed over
last july and whose last hours on this earth i missed (which is the
saddest thing for me to think about), I just hope that they knew how
much i loved them when they were here and how much i miss them still.

now going to give jessie the biggest squeeze she has had in a long
time, and some roast chicken slices too

bookie

Matthew
February 18th 07, 11:11 AM
I feel the same way every time I read them also. I have them posted in
front of my computer to remind me of the ones I lost of the years.

<driving furballs bonkers by squeezing them tight>

"bookie" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> On 17 Feb, 07:30, "Matthew" > wrote:
>> I have something for you Big Al it is a couple of poems that all cat
>> lover's should have. this one I added something to it one night I still
>> get
>> teary eyed when I read them
>>
>> Rainbow Bridge Revised
>>
>> Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
>> When an animal dies that has been especially close
>> to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
>>
>> There are meadows and hills for all of our special
>> friends so they can run and play together.
>>
>> There is plenty of food, water and sunshine,
>> and our friends are warm and comfortable.
>>
>> All the animals who had been ill and old are restored
>> to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are
>> made whole and strong again, just as we remember them
>> in our dreams of days and times gone by.
>>
>> The animals are happy and content, except for one small
>> thing; they each miss someone very special to them, whom
>> had to be left behind.
>>
>> They all run and play together, but the day comes when one
>> suddenly stops and looks into the distance. Their bright
>> eyes are intent; Their eager bodies quiver. Suddenly they
>> begin to run from the group, flying over the green grass,
>> Their legs carrying them faster and faster.
>>
>> You have been spotted, and when you and your special friends
>> finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never
>> to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face;
>> your hands again caress their beloved head, and you look
>> once more into the trusting eyes of your friends, so long
>> gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
>>
>> Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
>>
>> *** "And nothing but peace and the love of your Dear Friends"****
>>
>> * Author Unknown of the original poem a few lines have been changed *
>>
>> *** This should be added ***
>>
>> ****"Always remember We will be there even if you can't see us.
>> We are always Watching and Waiting. That cool puff of air you
>> feel across your cheek, that fleeting touch, the feeling you have
>> that I was walking across your bed, that moment you swear you can
>> hear us, that flicker of movement out of the corner of your eye.
>> Is just our way of saying I love you and I am with you always even
>> in the darkest time We Will Always Be There. Till our paws touch again
>> always know we love you and cherished our special time together"***
>>
>> Ending Added By: ( NO MORE RETAIL ) This was my original display name
>> a.p.c (alt.pets.cats)
>>
>> On the spur of the moment
>> You can share joy and happiness
>>
>> With the blink of an eye
>> You can disclose sadness and mourning
>>
>> In next to no time there will be someone
>> Helping you along for better or worse
>>
>> Whether you are living next door
>> Or a continent and an ocean away
>>
>> No one cares
>> About gender, age, race, religion and education
>>
>> You may never meet cat or human face to face
>> But you sure meet a friend when you need one
>>
>> author Michael
>>
>> IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY
>>
>> If tears could build a stairway.
>> and memories a lane.
>> I would walk right up to Heaven
>> and bring you back again.
>>
>> No farewell words were spoken
>> No time to say "Goodbye."
>> You were gone before I knew it.
>> and only Gods knows why.
>>
>> My heart still aches with sadness.
>> and secret tears still flow.
>> What it meant to love you-
>> No one can ever know.
>>
>> But now I know you want me
>> to mourn for you no more:
>> To remember all the happy times.
>> life still has much in store
>>
>> Since you'll never be forgotten.
>> I pledge to you today-
>> A hollowed place within my heart.
>> is where you will always stay.
>>
>> Author unknown
>>
>> "Big Al" > wrote in message
>>
>> oups.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Feb 16, 1:33 pm, "Matthew" > wrote:
>> >> You give him a -1. I would not even rate him it was not even a half
>> >> way
>> >> bad
>> >> attempt at being a Troll
>>
>> >> "dgk" > wrote in message
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>> >> > On 16 Feb 2007 11:45:32 -0800, "Isaiah Guakamoli"
>> >> > > wrote:
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>> >> >>This is the most ridiculous web group that I have ever encountered!
>> >> >>I
>> >> >>mean,in alll honesty, who actually cares about cats being shaved? Im
>> >> >>talkin to you,Sylvesters mom. The point that Im making is that you
>> >> >>shoudnt waste your time conversing with other people about such an
>> >> >>absurd matter.
>>
>> >> > -1
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>> > everyone up to this point, EXCEPT the original poster, THANK YOU for
>> > making me howlingly-laugh-out-loud just now, reading your responses.
>> > That was a refreshing break from mostly crying over the last several
>> > days. (My beloved cat died on Monday.) Now I am intrigued and need to
>> > go read about shaving cats.- Hide quoted text -
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>
> god , i cant' read all of that without crying now just thinking about
> all the lovely feline friends in my life who have passed over the
> rainbow bridge, i know theyare free from pain and age now but it still
> makes me sad and i wonder if I did enough for them when they were here
> with me on earth.
> I miss them all so much, particularly little tegan who passed over
> last july and whose last hours on this earth i missed (which is the
> saddest thing for me to think about), I just hope that they knew how
> much i loved them when they were here and how much i miss them still.
>
> now going to give jessie the biggest squeeze she has had in a long
> time, and some roast chicken slices too
>
> bookie
>