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[OT] pictures of clouded leopards by John F. Eldredge
I have just posted a message in alt.pictures.binaries.animals, titled "clouded leopards at Nashville, Tennessee zoo". Due to its large size, the message actually posted as several parts, but will be recombined when you read it. These are beautiful cats, with ring patterns on their sides that give...
April 3rd 06 03:45 AM
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Tornado Safety purrs by Pat
My greatest fear is tornados that strike in the night when I'm asleep, but I am too tired to stay awake any longer tonight and don't want to sleep in the dank basement which I have so far not had time to clean. Would appreciate some purrs to keep me & the owners safe tonight.
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April 3rd 06 02:58 AM
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Prayers for a cat attacked by a dog by Mishi
Some *&%^%^&*&^ teenagers thought it would be fun to sick their dog on a cat, and videotape it. Little Pr*cks! The cat was killed. :( Charges are pending against the little b*st*rds. There is a bit more about it on this website: http://wwnytv.net/72k/full-story.asp?uid=10642&area=home+page Be...
April 3rd 06 02:45 AM
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Cruising cats: March 27, 2006 by Annie Wxill
Monday, March 27, 2006 We rose with the sun, ate breakfast, and pulled up an anchor covered with Louisiana black mud. We retraced our path downstream and under the bridge and entered the ICW.
April 3rd 06 02:23 AM
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(OT) Can't sleep, high wind + heavy storms by Pat
Sounds like a hurricane outside, too frightened to sleep and cats are terrified. Our tornado watch is extended to 4 AM local time. Urgently seeking purrs from anyone who might be awake at this hour!
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April 3rd 06 01:38 AM
by Ted Davis Go to last post
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A conversation with Persia by jmcquown
No, Persia, Daylight Savings Time does NOT mean you get to eat an hour earlier! See, technically it's still only 4:00AM and besides, you don't get fed until 6AM anyway. What do you mean that isn't fair?! How would you like it if, when DST ends in the Fall, I don't let you eat for an extra...
April 2nd 06 11:27 PM
by Monique Y. Mudama Go to last post
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OT - A good prank by Magic Mood JeepŠ
This would be a good prank to play on everyone (except the claustrophobic) http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/April_Fools_Elevator/?c=&p=19 -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it,...
April 2nd 06 11:06 PM
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Of Cats, Dogs and Lightbulbs by Matthew AKA NMR
The Question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?" 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not...
April 2nd 06 10:15 PM
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Scary Cat Diary by Matthew AKA NMR
Cat Diary Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture....
April 2nd 06 08:32 PM
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Signs Your Cat is Overweight by Matthew AKA NMR
Signs Your Cat is Overweight 14 Cat door retrofitted with garage door opener. 13 Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair. 12 Always lands on her spleen. 11 Fewer calls to the fire service, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
April 2nd 06 08:31 PM
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Pet Rules--Memo to the Family Dog and Cat by Matthew AKA NMR
Pet Rules--Memo to the Family Dog and Cat 1. When I say move, it means go someplace else. It does not mean switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. 2. The dishes on the floor are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please...
April 2nd 06 08:30 PM
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Vet and the Cat by Matthew AKA NMR
Vet. A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. "Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet.Isn't there anything else you can do?" The...
April 2nd 06 08:29 PM
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TOP TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS ABOUT by Matthew AKA NMR
TOP TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS ABOUT 10. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 9. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? 8. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? 7. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
April 2nd 06 08:28 PM
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Cat Finally Gets Revenge by Matthew AKA NMR
Fairy Tales " Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother...
April 2nd 06 08:28 PM
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Strange Cat Facts and Records by Matthew AKA NMR
Best Climber In 1950, a four month kitten climbed 14,691 feet to the top of the Matterhorn in the Alps Longest Verismo’s Leonetti Reserve Red (Leo) - a Maine Coon who weighs in at 35 pounds and measures 48 inches from nose to tail (Guinness World Records) Shortest/smallest
April 2nd 06 08:27 PM
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Cat Miracle Diet by Matthew AKA NMR
Cat Miracle Diet Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting, now there is the new Cat Miracle Diet! Most cats are long and lean (or tiny and petite). The Cat Miracle Diet will help you achieve the same lean, svelte...
April 2nd 06 08:26 PM
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What is a Cat? by Matthew AKA NMR
What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair...
April 2nd 06 08:21 PM
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Things CATS Must Try To Remember! by Matthew AKA NMR
Things CATS Must Try To Remember! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself. I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves. If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not...
April 2nd 06 08:19 PM
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Cats & Pills by Matthew AKA NMR
Cats & Pills 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. 2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa. 3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's...
April 2nd 06 08:18 PM
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Cats jokes by Matthew AKA NMR
Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, 'Mama, I'm so hungry, what can we eat?' To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, How about some Baskin Robbins?' Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your...
April 2nd 06 08:16 PM
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