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Pleeze chek in by Gramby
Dere haz been badbad stormz in da midwest. Kud da kitties from dere chek in sowe knowz u is ok? We iz bout ta haff stormz here for da nite. This from Lizzie Borden who knows what it is like to be in the out during bad storms.
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May 30th 11 02:14 AM
by Gramby Go to last post
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Ballz game by Gramby
Piglett and Morganna climb the scaffling and put up the score from the inning. O T sees them high in the air and puts two claws in his mouth and lets out a long wolf whistle.
August 23rd 11 09:54 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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WARNINK, WARNINK Truder Kittie in da Area by Gramby
Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...
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September 12th 11 10:38 PM
by Gramby Go to last post
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Poems about cats by Gramby
Hihi diz iz Piglett anna I wud like to askd ask dat we put poemz unner diz headink anna Tributz unner a headink dat sayz "Tributz" Sum hoomanz tri to saf dem anna when dey gitz all mixed up in ofther postz it iz sumtimez furry hard ta du. Diz iz onlee a request nuffink mor. Here is da Poem,...
September 14th 11 08:14 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Lizzie iz catfurned by Gramby
Lizzie hears the voice from the tunnel and after she thinks a moment she curls up by the wall. Booker, I iz not sure diz iza real messaje frum Bast or da unnerwurld kitty. I neffer herd dat eifther of dem waz gruff or spoke in termz like da hoomanz. I iz not sure I wantz ta go down diz...
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September 19th 11 02:04 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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Chester da injestor by Gramby
Diz iz Lizzie anna sinze cats kan be in tu plazez at one time, mine fren Chester, you get ur furry budt ofver nere NOW. Da Gramby jus kame home frum wurk and her bouted sum Kolby anna Pepper Jak cheeze mixed altogetfer. It iz licious anna u kan haff sum. Lizzie eating on the second haff of...
September 18th 11 07:41 AM
by John Ross Mc Master Go to last post
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At The Temple by Gramby
Lizzie inally shakes herself off and then grooms her furr. She goes to Amelia, R we gonna bee able to cee inside the Temple on diz tripz? I kno we kan't slide andna run but I finkz it iz profablee bootifulz.
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September 26th 11 06:57 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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Princess Pasha by Gramby
Piglett checks the guest book and ses that "Princess Pasha" did not put down a house of name. she quietly goes to the elder cats side. xcuze me but I haffent met urself before anna I waz wunnerink what House u iz of? Dat was a wonnerfulz tribute u gafe.
October 14th 11 06:28 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Cat Anjel by Gramby
Piglett sits quietly shedding tears. She has been waiting for the silver slute and is happpy it has finally6 arrived. She goes to Ralph de Ralf and says to him, I haff kleared da senter of da memorial tablez for u ta put ur flute and pikturez dere so ofther cats kan enjoy dem. Fanku so...
October 18th 11 12:13 AM
by Gramby Go to last post
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2 the 2 sisterz by Gramby
We getz kondoz like urz but sumtimez dem sayz Pringlez anna sumetimez dem sayz fine winez. Dey iz dere one day and gone da nedxt. One of dem always showz up at some pointz anna iz all nu. Piglet lover of boxes, found space to her mind.
August 14th 11 06:11 PM
by Gramby Go to last post
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Da nurf of dem alz by Gramby
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat...
August 10th 11 04:10 AM
by Gramby Go to last post
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eatink da oystzers by Gramby
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi mine...
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May 31st 11 09:19 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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duz ur famiblee du diz by Gramby
Gramby boughted home free skratcherz made out of dat rope stuff. Dem iz roun and der iza spring in da middle dat haz a ball on da end of it. Her putted two of dem on da floor but put da ofther one on da table. While her wuz out of da rum, me anna Piglett got up on da table anna tried to open...
May 25th 11 05:03 AM
by Gramby Go to last post
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What iz diz by Gramby
The cataphone goes off and O t answers. He grabs Piglett and they head for home leaving the rest of the family at the party. After about half an hour, O T sticks his head out of the bathroom door. Iz it safe to come out now he asks no on in particular. Slowly he leaves the room one paw at a...
May 26th 11 11:07 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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Here is the deal bout Gramby by Gramby
U kno her hardt tacked het twice? Well her hadda buncha test anna her haz anofther arteree bloked at 80 per cent. Dem iz gonna haff ta do dat baloon fingie, AGAINZ, den later put inna stent. Her iz plenti skared diz timez. Diz blokink iz gen gein, borned to her not from what herselfz eatz. ...
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June 3rd 11 03:11 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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Diz iz long but it iz funnie and shows some barekittens are pretti smartz by Gramby
Chap Stick We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years...
June 18th 11 11:42 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Da microwaff died by Gramby
Diz iz O T anna Piglett is upsetted. Da mikrowaff died and Pig iz wurried gramby mite get one she kant operatez. Da gramby had ta unplug diz ole one when it wuzent beink uzed as Pig kud turn itself on in da middle of da nite. Herself iz wurried a new one mite be too komplikated. Gramby sayz...
June 19th 11 06:21 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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Now whadt do I du by Gramby
Tonite gramby wuz doink bukwurk anna her had a glazz of chocovine, chocolate infused wine, her spilled it on da floor. Funnie fing wuz I was O T drinkink itself. Den ladder I ceed him laying on da flor wiff him paws in da air. I swearz him was trying to count himz toez. Him jus kept flexing...
July 10th 11 07:43 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Sum hooman did diz by Gramby
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. ...
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July 24th 11 01:16 AM
by Gramby Go to last post
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Cheap Flights to Austria by Gramby
Ohhhh da oprie anna Toonya iznt dere to open da botique. Piglett looking in her closet and wanting something new to wear. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... beree kule, trudi "Will in New Haven" wrote in...
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June 18th 12 06:19 AM
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