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Going toona fishing by Jocko the Diving Cat
Ahoy, kitty dudes and kitty dudettes - we have arranged for a toona-fishing boat, and we are preparing to set out in pursuit of da legendary giant toonas of Young Island. Our skipper is an expert toona-chaser, and moi has all my diving gear so I can go underwater and spy on da fishiez. Everykitty...
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February 16th 07 02:08 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
164 5,820
Itz awlmost Jamaica! by Mme. Anas Lachatte
Meow Kitties! This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be available to take you to shore, or for the kitties who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is RastaCatJohn to tell you about the...
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April 12th 11 05:41 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
72 5,759
A Pawty Inbitashun! by The Two Sisters
Miaou, chats et chatons! Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile. So letz celebrate! I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved the Rainbow Room in zee...
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July 23rd 11 05:39 PM
by The Two Sisters Go to last post
82 5,674
"Loveable" Louise Mugabe! by Debby Hanoka[_2_]
Catmerica leadership is here! We must all band together and overthrow "Loveable" Louise Rubin! Who's with us?!? Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3 Sheriff Of Catmerica and
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August 24th 08 03:27 PM
by Ray or Fran Go to last post
144 5,183
Honey baked ham: OK for cats to eat by FragSinatra
My mom's cat is always harrassing me for some honey baked ham whenever I make ham sandwiches out of it. Is it OK to give him some? I know not to give cats anything w/chocolate or onions but that's about it. Thank you in advance. --- Posted via news://freenews.netfront.net/ - Complaints to...
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May 25th 12 05:04 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
18 4,773
Awl Aboard! Orient Eggspress by Mlle. Anaïs
A porter twinkles and Anaïs and Tiger emerg in the train station. On the tracks are the royal-blue cars of the Orient Express, the crew busy polishing brass and shining windows. A thin, tabby with pince-nex approaches. Bonjoyr! I am Pierre the head-conductor; welcome to the Orient Express. You...
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December 19th 04 08:10 PM
by Sammy da 'Venture Kitten Go to last post
174 4,690
Mouse Hunt by ClowderCat
Attention all kitties. I'm organizing a mouse hunt at mom's work, starting as soon as any of us can get there. Any kitty who wants to come will be welcome. We'll continue the hunt until all the mice are gone! BTW, we're also bringing pizza for snacks! Clarence, teleporting over to his mom's...
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March 31st 05 09:10 PM
by Miss Violette Go to last post
196 4,667
Annownzement: Vallentine Adbenchur! by Mme. Anas Lachatte
Meow Kitties! As da nooest membfur ob, an da ebent planner for FluffyKitz, I iz most pleezed to annowence a lubbly an eggsitink adbenture for da Valentinez holiday! An since most kitties are tired ov lukin owt at snows an ice, it's going to be a warm, sunny one! I haff planned a 10-day crooze...
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February 25th 11 04:30 PM
by Granby[_2_] Go to last post
31 4,661
AI M HABBING UH BBQ by Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
Fur da Forf Uff Jooly n Catnada Day at mine bigbig hoam n yew r awl inbited. Ai m gunna BBQ sume roast beast, poark, lizzurdz, seegulz, snaykez onna stik, sammon, oysturz, innyfing yew ud wike n dere wil be wots uff fuhn n nip in ubundunse, efferkitty iz imbited sew kome on ovur n hab sum...
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July 17th 10 06:22 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
151 4,545
Cat food to fatten up senior cat by kraut
My Kitty is like 16 years old and weighs 6.3 pounds. When I took her in off the street at 4 years she weighed 6 pounds after having her kittens. She is a small framed tortie and eats and everything. She went to vet last month for dental and had all the usual tests done for a cat her age. Liver,...
November 20th 07 10:42 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
8 4,432
the rum tour by Storrmmee
trudi having recofured goes looking for jack so they can return to the bar nand have more of that yummy rum drink Mme. A. was drinking, on her search for jack she runs into her sisfur in paw at the bar so orders anofur double... i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze...
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April 24th 11 09:11 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
46 4,295
Bak on da ship! by Mme. Anas ^..^[_4_]
Well, mine deer, it's a bootiful day, and the water iz a luffly azure - we must be neer Martinique! Lets go an haff sum brekfast on da dek owtside and den we can take a nap in da sun an pway batbat wif sum ping-pong bawlz! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs
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April 20th 09 10:54 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
154 4,161
OT OWR HOOMINZ IS MAYKIN SOOP by Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
Oh hai mai gud furendz Our hoominz r maykin uh creem uf potato soop n et shure smelz gud. If innykitty wuntz tu port ovur n hab sum, der iz lotz uf et. BUT et haz garlik n onyunz innit, Yu kan spit doze owt. yeUP. Et ulso haz bakum bitz innit n karotz tu. Dey r gona add sour kreem on da top uf...
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December 16th 11 06:11 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_11_] Go to last post
17 4,101
The Kissamouse Party by Tabitha Fluffytail
Hihi, guys. Fanks fur coming. We'z gotz nipnog and snacks and fudz inside on a buffet table. And Ranger, we'z gotz a Kissamouse Tree inside that's just fur climbing on! An dere's piles of Kissamouse prezzies inside wif kitties and doggies names on dem. An we arranged a special room inside wif...
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December 29th 08 12:50 AM
by Adam[_3_] Go to last post
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Sitting Shivah For Spook by Arlene Knop
I hav nefur made theze prepurrayshuns befur, but I wud be honored to help. Anything speshul to use to cover thuh mirrorz and iz ther anyfing to say as thuh guests are greeted? Gretchen Marie, getting into thuh teleporter wif extra plates fur bagelz and stuff ChildFree23 wrote: Meow, this is...
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October 29th 03 01:47 AM
by Adam Go to last post
138 3,888
i wopped da soft by Storrmmee
so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif...
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December 13th 11 10:35 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_11_] Go to last post
11 3,838
For discussion among kitties - do we need an election? by ClowderCat
This is the situation. We have one kitty who is Purrsident, Chief Justicat and Grand Pooh-Bah. Lovable Louise was appointed Chief Justicat when Chester, former Chief Justicat, went to the bridge. Then Lovable Louise was elected Purrsident. Between the election and the inauguration, Lovable...
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April 20th 09 11:07 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
128 3,722
we iz beri skared by Storrmmee
i ofur heard da soft tawkin to da gramby diz mornin anna she tolda gramby dat we hasta leaf diz little bitti kumpurtmint ifin we all stayz wiffa hoominz, soft wuz uzin wurdz like fozter anna adot owt anna seperashun... bezt we kan figure ifin soft duzint make sum of usescatz mofe somwhere elze...
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January 6th 11 06:12 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
76 3,629
Kissamouse Party by Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
I know everykitty is still enjoying aperitifs, but I'm going to interrupt for just a minute. I've had the staff at my chateau prepare a nice Kissamouse Celebration for us. We've got music and a dance floor, goodies prepared by the staff here at Taillevent, some very nicely decorated Kissamouse...
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February 3rd 06 11:45 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
141 3,621
On the cruise by Amelia T Cat
Meow, Anais and Tiger! I'm sure you remember Captain Legrand from our earlier adventures. Captain, thank you for receiving us and making arrangements for this cruise. Eez my pleasure, Madame Amelia. We were all zo sad ofer ze passing of Mme Cleopatra zat it will be wonderful fur all of usses...
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March 16th 09 04:57 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
124 3,595
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