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Purrz four Winnie Hoo Went to da Bridj by Will in New Haven
Diss iz Maggie May Mineown sun Winnie hass gon to da Bridj. Hee did not get up dis morning to make Uncl Bill gib usses brekkus ann Uncl Bill foun him seepin on da starez, wer wee all seep sum ub dat tim. Dey took him out an brung him back an he slep on da living rum floor, on da rug. I way down by...
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March 19th 08 03:42 PM
by Granby Go to last post
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Repurr on da Exteerior by Will in New Haven
Da exterior is still out dere, still danjerus four annykat wiffout speriense or sum wun hoo will hep to protek her or him. Me an Hether keep up r patrolls butted I got on da crooz ship several timz two. Dis tim ob yeer da wether is da biggest danjur. Bee carful and get hom befour yoo getted too...
March 4th 11 06:40 AM
by MeOwy Go to last post
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New Kind ub Doggie by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill an da Bear an widdl SaMANfa metted a new kyoot puppy name Rascal (beclaws dey cant spell Wascal?) hoo is furry yong an kyoot. His mommy is a Yorkie an his daddy is a Dogshund an dey call him an his litter-mates "Dorkies." Dis is RONG. Effen Uncl Bill gnos it is RONG -- Sunrise, da...
March 3rd 11 01:56 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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SaMANfa to TED by Will in New Haven
Shee iz getten spaded an dey seigh it is rooteen BUTTED we ar wurried. Awlso, de ebil hoomins (dat she wuvs sew mutsh) did notted giff herseff brekkus an dat upsetted her. Sew wee wood wike sum purrs for da puppee-pincess. -- Missy, four her Hous
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February 25th 11 08:53 PM
by MeOwy Go to last post
25 1,040
Budgie Goes to Rainbow Bridge by Will in New Haven
Mine Uncl Bill's spekial fren nam Janice loss her wonnerful budgie, "Little Guy," lass gnite affer a breef illnuss. He iz surfived by his broffer Ira, his mommy Janice, his uncl Ihor an his uncl Bill. May he fly aroun entertaining efferywun at da Brij wiff his chirps an antiks until his loffd wuns...
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February 19th 11 09:20 PM
by Granby[_2_] Go to last post
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Deer Piglett by Will in New Haven
blushes Iff yoo wood bee mine spekal fren we cood go on da BENchur together. -- Wascal, Hous ob Fowler
February 20th 11 06:29 PM
by Granby[_2_] Go to last post
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Somcat is Gnot as MEEN as she SEZ by Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill or Mommy Micki gib usses r fudz, summytime da hand wiff da fudz cumz furry, furry klose to Missy. An shee NEFFER hisses at dem den. Neffur. Shee iz a softee. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yoo nuts? Ob KORSE I don' hiss at dem DEN. I am MEEN, I ayn STOOPID. Dat is wy da Goddess gav dem...
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July 10th 10 05:01 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
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Da Exteeeriur by Will in New Haven
As da Sekrekitty ub da Exterriurr, I am sorry to repurr dat it iz entirly tootoo KOLD. I know dat der ar sumkitteez on heer hoo ar in warmer places butted da eestern part ub Catmerica iz mucmmucm too kold. An der iz sno butted not too mulch snow. Da mein problum is da KOLD. I am working on...
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February 2nd 10 01:31 AM
by John Ross Mc Master Go to last post
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Howe iz R Granby? by Will in New Haven
I am astin beclaws widdle SaMANfa an da ress ub usses wanna gno howe shee iz doin. Iff shee is seepin, we will wate until shee can typebite to heer. Wee lubs herseff. -- WooToo four da hous
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November 16th 09 05:09 AM
by Stormmmee Go to last post
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The Wedwink is on Telebizhun by Will in New Haven
Efferyitty in da grieving house ub Reich an Coady iss purrprised butted pleezed too wach da byootiful seremony winking der frenz on da CATPTV. Da TV nouncers don' effun ast for no donashuns. Der r still teers in diss house butted neow many ub dem r teers ub joy four r frenz. Efferybuddy sents...
March 19th 08 03:44 PM
by Granby Go to last post
2 371
Deer Maggy May by Will in New Haven
Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it: Mizz Watishia Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da bizit. Az...
March 23rd 08 10:48 PM
by Mme. Ana´s ^..^[_3_] Go to last post
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Buddy da Parrut iz Two Smart by Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill cam hom frum da moofies (he seed a moofie about Beez) an turnd on da kitchum lite, Buddy wuz in hurs kaje an da lite musta bothered herself. Sew shee said. "G'NIGHT" Uncl Bill wuz dun in da kitchum an turnd off da lite an shee sed, "Fank Yoo"
November 7th 08 03:22 AM
by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee Go to last post
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DIS iz gnot fair by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar d*ggies an eated it hisownself. Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent...
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November 20th 08 01:59 AM
by ChildFree23 Go to last post
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Fangsgiffing by Will in New Haven
Letted usses giff fanks dat da hoomins got da possubal fums, so dat wee don' gotta do gno wurk. -- WooToo an Maggie May an Sunrise an Missy an Da Bear (a d*g) oh, an Wascal jus dropt in an agrees
November 20th 08 06:23 PM
by Amelia T Cat Go to last post
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Hee iz a cowurd by Will in New Haven
Da turkey-bird iz hiding in da refriginatoar. Wee haff notted hurd a peep out ub him sinc dey brotted him in frum da car. Wee iz takin turins wachin da refriginatoar. Hee will GNOT getted aweigh. -- Maggy May, presidor ub da commitee to eet up da turkey-bird
November 26th 08 05:04 PM
by Mme. Ana´s ^..^[_4_] Go to last post
2 277
Speaking of Those at the Bridge by Will in New Haven[_2_]
Feather's wisdom#121: If you wasn't sposed to mess wiff it, you COULDN't mess wiff it.
October 26th 13 01:39 AM
by Will in New Haven[_2_] Go to last post
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Inrodoosing Mineseff by Will in New Haven[_2_]
A slender but athletic white short-hair with rich creamy fur and a multi-colored "cap" on her head stands before you Hewwo, you mite hab seed mee at da weesent festibitudes. I dint wanna innewupt into dat solum moment an staid in da bakgroun. Neow I will tell mine stowee. I am seben yeers...
December 26th 13 05:49 PM
by Debby Hanoka[_2_] Go to last post
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Umm, route 66 trip? by Will in New Haven[_2_]
On Monday, May 5, 2014 2:00:44 AM UTC-4, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: -- Pi2´┐Żnya AKA Sweetee "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Sunday, May 4, 2014 4:57:01 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote:
May 5th 14 02:08 PM
by Will in New Haven[_2_] Go to last post
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Uncl Bill thinked diss wuz FUNNY an he WAFFED by Will in New Haven[_2_]
I was comin down da stares affer mine affernoon gnap. I seed dat little Samanfa an Uncl Bill wuz watchin telebisun in da living room. I was thirsty after mine nap an heded for da kitchum. On my weigh, I seed dat Samanfa's bole was full ob dog fudz. I tookd a sniff an wuz wookin atted it wen...
July 16th 14 09:18 PM
by Mosey=^..^=[_5_] Go to last post
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Uncle Sid by Will in New Haven[_2_]
Uncl Sid is bisiting uss, hee is Uncl Bill's littermate, an I was gonnan hide an seep till he goed an sneek out for a bite to eat an bisit da doodlebox wen effferywun wuz aseep. Butted hee seem pretty gnice, sew I decided to resoom my normal rooteen. An, as Samanfa pointed out, three serbants...
November 11th 15 06:18 PM
by Mosey^..^=[_2_] Go to last post
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