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Da skalez skared O T by Gramby
Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed, noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we herd da skalez...
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May 22nd 11 05:19 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz by Storrmmee
Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt, so instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin artfullee offa oyzterz, Trudi Chester steps up anna sayz, me anna storrmmee wil...
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May 22nd 11 04:10 AM
by John Ross Mc Master Go to last post
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X-cuze mineself, I hazza korrection at make by Gramby
Howdy, thiz is Lizzie again anna I know u'all iz buzzie but I mades a miztake tellink bout O T and da skalez. See gramby and auntio soft figgered himselfz waied more dan 14.5 so, gramby waied her self and got off da skalez anna sais $^&*()% den piked up O T and gotted bak on, den her got off...
May 22nd 11 02:41 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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oysters! Trudi has an idermint!!! by Storrmmee
As Trudi watches various kittees try da sucheez anna da oyzterz furm da 'specture... shee sees that chester and Sundance eats them with Gusto, she remefurs dat da 'spekture anna tiger usta eat dem like diz anna haf a grand owlde time... she alzo remfurz dat she usta wunner who eated da...
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May 22nd 11 12:44 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself by at
Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds! ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber lisenz tu...
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May 21st 11 10:25 PM
by rafflescat Go to last post
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Moor Trikery by Cheryl[_5_]
Wun uf thu catz heer posted bout hoomins tryin tu trik them, butted we cants find thu post so we iz startin anothur thred. I (Sam, that iz) suspeks triks iz happinin heer. Meomie, fur sum reeson havin tu du wif thu windo skreens anna skratchin pos...I meens, bedside tabul, mostly keeps us outa...
May 21st 11 03:05 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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sekretary bandoned uz by Booker
Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed bak and fed uz. But meowmie waz gone fur 8 hole dayz. Ize told Chappy to ignore hur wen she gotted bak, but no, Chappy followz hur round da houze like a velkro kittie. Ize shamed ov...
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May 21st 11 02:19 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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sekretary bandoned uz by Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Wat yoo fink ob dis qwilting cult? Iss dat a pawblum atted yoor hoomins houss? MeOwy, wurried Gnot at mai houss, mai meomie duzznt sew nuffin, Mosey On May 9, 1:33 pm, Booker Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed...
May 20th 11 08:09 PM
by Gramby Go to last post
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Lorelei is getting sweeter all of the time.... by at
I think it was about a month ago that I finally lured Lorelei into my living room, where I tend to spend a lot of my time. Now, if I spend a lot of time at my computer, as I tend to do, I can count on a lap buddy 4 or 5 times a day :) She is so sweet: she comes up behind me, and taps my arm or...
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May 20th 11 12:18 AM
by Gramby Go to last post
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Piglett who is very tired by Gramby
Auntie Soft and Uncle Furry kamed to diz houze diz day. Unkle Furry fixed diz grup for mineself as hi knowed I wanted to get bak on and talk to Wascal, and da redt of mine frenz. Dere r so mannie messagez but I kan turn time bak anna commet iffin I wantz. Da kruize is wonnerful and Loreli iz...
May 20th 11 12:16 AM
by Mme. Anas Lachatte Go to last post
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Wassa kittiesAA?? by rafflescat
Hihi! Sukie heer! Myne furrendz MeOwy n Pipps n myneself heerd TuTu's Meomie sayin dat sumcatz needs kittiesAA (fills up shot glasses and hands them out again) Now, wees wunnerin wat dat meens.....hic....hic... cos we dussnt know....burp..... (fills up shot glasses again) Sukie pulls down the big...
May 19th 11 05:26 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Dis is myne wadiator cuffur! by rafflescat
Da wadiator cuffur sits inna hawl. Dis is da pwopertee offa Harry. Oh yeah? Well, itz now myne. I has fited n bited n wun da wadiator cuffur. Harry fott it wus always gonna be his....gurl power neffur occurred tu him....not til now n nows tutu late. Itz myne. My bahooky is parked on it n mees...
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May 19th 11 09:01 AM
by Gramby Go to last post
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A Candle for Cookie by Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
We are so sawry dat Cookie had to go tew RB, n ai wunted tew put up uh Candle fur hur. http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Cooky ai m sawry ai had tew spel hur nayme wike dat but dey unly let yew uze 5 ledderz. Purrs n prayers fur yer broken hearts Luffs Mosey, PookieKat,...
May 18th 11 01:46 PM
by conniepo Go to last post
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The Zen Of Cat by Mishi[_2_]
The Zen Of Cat Copyright Jim Willis 2001 The Man was very sad. He knew that the Cat's days were numbered. The doctor had said there wasn't anything more that could be done, that he should take the Cat home and make him as comfortable as possible. The man stroked the Cat on his lap and sighed....
May 16th 11 11:15 PM
by at Go to last post
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hoomins are trying to become kitties! by John Ross Mc Master
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/16/us-technology-cat-idUSTRE74F3XY20110516?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough i alwus new dey were jellus. beauty
May 16th 11 06:54 PM
by John Ross Mc Master Go to last post
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SPAM by Nishant Sharma
Nishant Never Sleeps
May 16th 11 01:55 PM
by Nishant Sharma Go to last post
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Purring fur mine pitiful wink by MeOwy
Mine poor upsetted wink Mosey iss tew be taykin fwum hiss gnice hoam an plooped in TEDs playse an TED wil kleen his teef. He furry gnothappy bout dis. I purring fur yoo tew feel gud, mine wuff. MeOwy, (gnaow mine meowmie tokking bout doin dis tew ME, sew we beddur gnot bwing it up ennymor)
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May 14th 11 11:47 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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People that hate cats ------------------- by kraut / larry stark
Here's a good one: "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
May 14th 11 07:59 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Smart cat! by at
This cat knows what opposable thumbs are for! http://www.wimp.com/catrelationship/
May 13th 11 10:08 PM
by rafflescat Go to last post
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Whut iz wif dis time stufz? by Sundance[_2_]
I haz bin tryin to unnerstan whut da hoominz kallz "time". Meowmie iz allwaze tellin ussez dat it iznt "time" fur ussez to eet yet (az if derez ennee time when we shudnt be eetin!). Well, da uther day I notissed dat when she tawkz abowt "time", she iz lukkin at dis rownd fing in da kichen. Dis...
May 13th 11 07:25 PM
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