I yam gonna get uh noo sisfurr! I dun't kno heow tu feel bowt dat... Moor on Mundae. -- Pitô.ônya

Hello, all our kitty-friends; Panda's not up to writing right now - or I guess rather, Panda is eating and I'm not up to translating properly. TED Bonnie just made a housecall to bring over more pain patches and shave another spot to put them on my poor Panda-girl. Late yesterday, the pathology...

I have been watching this newsgroup for quite some time and my furrkids have posted messages several times. Furby and Dusty. Dusty just went to the RB and Furby is still searching for him. It is so empty without him. We are all heartbroken. The vet said that he had stones in his kidneys and...

It is wif heavy heart dat I report dat Miss Amelia The Cat, age 14 years, passed away in her sleep last night. She went quietly and peacefully in the midst of those who love her. I will post more a liddle later. Samuel Redcat

Clarence nervously steps forward *sniffle* Umm, itz ownlee too weeks tudae dat my littall bruffur (by erdopshun), Zachary went tu da Brij. Me anna my Meowmie miss him terriballee - Meowmie still cryes efurry nite anna sew doo I :o( Zachary kaym tu uz wen hee woz seffen weeks olled anna he woz...

Talk about silly! Doze Microsofting Secoority hoomins must fink my sisfur Tabitha and I haz badbad computer problems, 'cuz they've flooded our mailboxes with security patches. Between Fluffybutt's mailbox and mine, we got offur 300 of doze messages. Don't dey know we is all Unix katzen here? Silly...

hullo furrybudies ,we is the gang uf oRANGE. We is THA hoolikittenist hoolikitties eva, an we no's it. we wull interadoose owerselves. I is MOE tha, FIERCEST anna ADVENTURINIST kittencat eever, wiffa PINKEST nose. I is LARRY I is the fiercest, NOT MOE!!! I has a orange anna white face anna...

Pit2nya arrifz at Mosey's Pardy.... Hi Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps, Ranger, Samuel Redcat,, Lucy lu & Samwise, Cash, Iona, Squeakytoy, BobQat n Mimzy?, I fown diz pome daat I thot I wud reed to shtart dz Kissamouse Afayer off. It sez heow wunnerful we awl ar, Diz iz furr awl Kittahz tu...

The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the area with Her special...

Well, in the past year there were kwite a few activiteez going on. Ize sorry I wazn't hre fur lotsa them, but looking bak, it seems like rpcc wuz pritty bizzy. Sammy and lillith got wedwinked at Cleopatra's Fluffykitz Catering opinned fur bizness. and how about thuh grate food they purrovided...

Purrs Awl. Waffles, Francis anna Marble heer. Weese nottid in da mewsgroop much (*glaring* at hoomin sekritairee...). Weese insisttid da fat wone get offur hur fat reer end anna cycle tew da post offiz tew post awl ower Kissamouwse Kards... Weese hopin effurywone is owekaye.

While kittahs enjoy the early evening (and lots of pork!), Hercule tunes up the band. Locals gussy up and some are in western ball gowns, while others are in traditional ones. The floor is open and the wink'd kittahs line up. Cash checks his dance card and he has a lovely lady lined up for...

I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez. We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom doorknob wif mine front paws and...

Clarence runs in gasping Iffen itz not tu layt - wud yoo...wud yoo erkumpanny me tu da JellyKool Bawl pleez? *blush* Clarence anoid wif hiz sekkertairee aggen

Robin kawt a mowsie inna Cattery! Boss anna Kid iz puttin down a noo subflor, anna weze gonna have noo tilez, anna Robin kawt a mowsie anna left it onna noo wood, anna sum udderkitty frew up a hareball onna noo wood awlso. Boss anna Kid sed nawty werdz! Den dey kleened it up. Kid iz frayed...

Greetings, mine frends, an welcom to Chicago an da tenft annyual Jellicle Ball. We gaffur heeer as wun clowder, brot togeffur to reememfur an sellabrayt da lives of fambly memfurs an troo frends. Eech wun preshus, eech wun's memry bownd wiff gold inda dee****t playsis ov owr harts. Wee reejoys...

Mineown meowmie was trying to act cool yesterday, but I heared her calling TED. She asked TED when she could bring me and my brofur Sammy in to be fixed, but I know for a fact dat neefur of us is broken. What could she be finking? I'ts obvious dat we'z in fine shape. Whatever her reasons, she has...

storrmmee climbs up on Trudi's stool, she takes a very deep breaf, she hopes da ssembled catsons anna hoomins will unnerstand what she iz abowta say... mine furndz, we iz sembled herta honor owrz friendz, fambly anna lofed onez what iz atta brige... some hoominz iz xtra sad beclawz dey haz...

Itz an eksitin eevnin neer at owrown howse. Rebecca an me iz playin kittee hokkee wif da treet ball. To make it ekstra challinjin, weze playin in da kichen whare derez alwaze da danjer uv bumpin into da wadder bowl an kreeaytin a wadder hazard. Meowmie likez it when we duz dat, we know she...

Da lastest kupple uv dayz I haz had a liddle more energeez, and I haz started eetin agin. I iz tryin to convintz Meowmie dat I duznt need da yukky pink likwid ennee more, but sheze still givvin me dat. I wentid to da reglar TED today. She didnt fingk I haz whut Cassidy had, becuz kitteez wif...