Maggy May's adbice for twoday: Hoomins shud SLEEP mor. I haff notist dat hoomins due gnot seep ennuff. Dey shud tak adbantaj of how uss kitteez r willin to hep dem an cuddl down an seep mor. Neouw I will set a gudgud eggzampul. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

As da Sekrekitty ub da Exterriurr, I am sorry to repurr dat it iz entirly tootoo KOLD. I know dat der ar sumkitteez on heer hoo ar in warmer places butted da eestern part ub Catmerica iz mucmmucm too kold. An der iz sno butted not too mulch snow. Da mein problum is da KOLD. I am working on...

Da neburs hav a new kitten. Shee iz a widdl bigger dan a bittee. She is trajikally short-hared butted utherwiae kwite byootiful an...

Itted wuz furry funny. Shee took da collar in her teef an pulled it off. Den Uncl Bill comd downstares and say "Bear, were's yoor collar." An Bear wen rite OVER to his collar and stood dere wile Uncl Bill putted it on hiimseff. Den Uncl Bill sez "notty gurl" to widdle Samanfa. Butted she dint...

Wee fited ovur Uncl Bill. He wuz sittin on da steps too petted MEE an shee cam ovur an wanned him to petted HUR. Sew I gav her a leff an a rite an a leff. Gnot wiff mine clawses out, jus wuv taps. An now efferybuddy is mad on mee. Sniff. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY WUN

Can dere reely be too cats namd missy? Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Wut iz WOORS is dat da ladees hoo call dat uther cat missy haff her on a WEESH. Dat is unnakseptabobble. -- Missy

On Jun 11, 1:16*pm, Judith Latham wrote: Please can I have some purrs for a friend's dog, Badger. My friend Ann, adopted Badger early this year. He's about eight years old and had been living with his elderly owner, Des. Des had become ill and had to go to...

R nyabur Tucker-dog jus gotted a littl bruther. His gname is Buzter and he is kyoot. I saw Bear an Samanfa an Uncl Bill meet da gnu doggie ouside. Tucker wuz dere an Ant Wenny an Uncl Andray an MarSELL an notty Morgan, da kidsus. Dey playd an had fun. Da gnu puppy is a booldogg. Missy

Voice of Public Address Cat Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25 "We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw delivery. It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his...

Heer r da faks an mine conclushyuns. Ennywun hoo agree wiff mineseff feel free to repleye 1: Parrots go roun on too legs. 2: Hoomins go roun on too legs 1: Parruts talk an yell an screetch 2: Hoomins talk an yell an screetch 1: Parrots wiv in dis hous an watsch TB in da wivving rume. 2: Hoomins...

Deer Frenz It wuz in a widdle kaj an a ladee had it rite outsid r hous. Wen da ladee stupd to talk to da Bear anna da Uncl Bill, I seed da mousee real gud. I haff wun fing to say: WUT DEW YOO PEEPL FINK YOO R DOING. You hunt and kill dese widdle aminals? Yoo beat dem up an hurted dem?

Diss morning, Tukker, da d*g nesdore an Bear's bes fren, rund away an gotted intooo da pond up da street. Hee gotted covurd wiff mudd an ice an his hoomin meowmie Wendy iss frantik an cleening him offf iz provin difficult. Don' do dat. Maggy May Aldo it wuz berry funnee

Deer Maggy May: Iyam a bittee. I jus turnd elefun weeeks ol an Iyam neow in my forefur hom wif a hoomin meowmie, pawpaw, a barekitten hoo iss furry nic an a beagle d*gg nam Floppy hoo wikes me. Dat iss all reely nice. Butted dey hass named me Lord Robert of Cross Ridge Plain. I don't WIKE dat...

Sashi haz goed to be wiff my Mommy at da Bridj an wate for Ant Sara, hoo iz hur hoomin, an four little Heili, hoo shee helpd rais. Shee wuz a gud d*ggie butted furry _bossy_ an shee skared mee til I gnew hur bettur. My Mommy will mak hur behaf. Dey will talk bout de cancer- monsters dat dey boff...

WooToo heer: Mary Kat akshooly contaked mee to giv me da lasus mews. Shee sed shee don' hat mee neow dat I don' try too liv in hur hous. Shee effun wuz grashus enough to say dat shee iz sorree dat myown meowmie wented to da Brij an dat shee lovz my meowmie da Gooch, wike efferywun duz. Sew wee r...

Uncl Bill is callin dat SQWIRL Sparkee. I don't WIKE dat. Da SQWIRL iz r emeny an shud gnot haff a nam. Hee iz meen too Bear an I had too bang my hed into da window wunce or hee wudda TAKKED usses.Dis can leed to know gud. Wut iff Uncl Bill starts FEEDIN da fing? --

I GNU it wud happen butted I din' gnow wen. Dis morning, affer Bear tooked him four a walk an affer hee feeded Bear hiz fudz, Uncl Bill started to go up da STARES. Ann hee had gnot putted anee fudz in r boles. Ub CORSE, da wunnerful Winnie, my sweetee, had allus tol him to giff us brekus an now...

On Jul 1, 12:36*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On Jun 30, 8:03*pm, John Ross Mc Master wrote: july 1 is catnada day, when all Catnadian cats are given speshul treets! beauty Happy Catnada day. Catnada iz r Uncl Bill's...

I fink wee haff been too meen to hur. I am gonna go cuddle hur, effen do she eetz bugz. -- Maggy May

I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_ Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a...