Howdy, thiz is Lizzie again anna I know u'all iz buzzie but I mades a miztake tellink bout O T and da skalez. See gramby and auntio soft figgered himselfz waied more dan 14.5 so, gramby waied her self and got off da skalez anna sais $^&*()% den piked up O T and gotted bak on, den her got off...

We haz ben purrink 4 so mani peoples lately. Gramby haz been listenink to sumphin kalled Old Time Radioz all diz dai anna sum man kallled Joni Dollarz. We needz a benture

O T grabs gambys curling iron, holds it like a microphone and runs to the center of the room. I jus talked ta Chester and hiz hoomans iz goink out of town diz ekke endz. Duz any of u cats wanna go wiff ussez and haff a houze warmink pardi and Auntie Softs and Unkle Furrys houze. Chester kan...

Kud u pleeze update uz on how Auntie Micki iz doing? We wud like ta know afore we goes for da open houze at Chester and da gangz houze. Willow checking her ever present note book for important things.

Dem komes ealie diz day. Four cats still sitting and watching. I woke up this morning and wondered where the four cats were. I found them in the front room window almost chattering. When I opened the door I heard the unmistakable whirl of little wings. There is a small factory across from...

Does anyone have the ole 'venture" where the cats went to Serge's Uncles vineyard in Italy? My puter crashed once and I lost it.

Hi sweet kitty, jus mine opinionz bugt u profably izznt too young to be a priestess but you may have to understudy the priestess that was at the last Jellica Ball. Da name sapes at diz gtimez. If u wantsta ta du diz, me and Stormmee will take you to her and speak in ur behalf.

Gramby has returned home and is sitting on her back patio looking up and is happy she can see the beautiful moon. At it's peak, she goes into the house and returns with three dozen helium filled balloons. she thinks of the poem that O T wrote and begins to recite it, in catspeak, which is as it...

There is a break in the tributes and the strains of Ava Maria begin to fill the room from the big pipe organ. Piglett and Stormmee walk down the outside aisles with Barbi in the center isle as they begin to sing: (It is not the traditional one for funerals but the version by THE THREE TENORS)...

Unkle Serge iz haffink a purr day diz week end. Duz u wanna fly da catocopter dere and wishez himselfv a gud dai? Gramby haz som chilled port wine we kan take him anna I have sum chilled nip for uz. O T getting things ready as Harri never turns down a trip.

O T awakend to hear the wind trying to blow over the castle. He wakes Hari and asks her, Duz u fink we shd get oufrown gear dat we brung here to help dem git to da porters? Dere iza aweful storm In da Out. We duzent want dem ta git blown awayz. Whatcha u fink? We kan kom back lagter if we...

O T and Harri are trapped in the toy bin. They hear Chester coming down the isle and hope he comes up with a distraction so they can jump out and run.

Grambys fren George haz a dutter in North Karolina and dem losted da roof on der houze. If one more pezon tellz gramby "oh well, dem haz insurance, her iz gonna hurtz sumwun. Yez dem haz dat but dem alzo haz a fife year old bare kitten and to a fife year old barekitten lozink ur bookz anna...

If I had to vote for the best post of this series it would be when Wascal announced. "The OUT is CLOSED". That hit my funny bone and I am still laughing.

Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...

O T looks at the oversized menu and begins to order, Piglett is glad she remimded him to get grambys kredit kard. IF u please I will haff: Mussels “alla Tarantina� ---15 Toonas Spaghettini with Spicy Budding Chives and a One Pound Lobster ---28 Toomas Den sum Mint Love Letters with Spicy Lamb...

Hihi, did iz Lizzie anna I waz wonnerink if we kud have a sektion for poems bout cats that people likez? Diz wud make a good book thingie. U kud send dem in ahead of timez if diZ wuz ok wiff da grup.

Hihi diz iz Piglett anna I wud like to askd ask dat we put poemz unner diz headink anna Tributz unner a headink dat sayz "Tributz" Sum hoomanz tri to saf dem anna when dey gitz all mixed up in ofther postz it iz sumtimez furry hard ta du. Diz iz onlee a request nuffink mor. Here is da Poem,...

So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to...

Diz iz Willow and iffin u wantz ur tribute to Unkle Serge to be in da spezial book for hizown famiblee, pleaze send it in. We haz one frum modst of u'ens but don’t want to leaf anycat or human out.