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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee by Will in New Haven
Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time anda hoomins ated it jus now. Missy: HIss, spit Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum Meowmeess job. Winnie: Judee wivz inna...
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November 29th 07 04:55 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
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Sum Kweschuns frum a Divotud Reader by Will in New Haven
Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me? Maggy May: I raised r d*g...
September 4th 08 09:20 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_2_] Go to last post
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We'z Mooofin Saturday! by Will in New Haven
On Sep 4, 3:29*pm, Fred wrote: Hihi Kitties, * * * * I just want to announce that Saturday iz ourownselves moofing day and we are going to a lower haf uv a dupleks wif three bedrooms, (one fur Fred and two fur uss kitties). *On sunday fred will get Diana & Ryan...
September 5th 08 06:51 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
0 580
Off to win some Tunas by Will in New Haven
Mine Uncl Bill iz gonna bee playin in a pokur tunamint at da catsino. Hee will be gone four two daze. Sew I won' haff a sekretary until Caterday. On da uther paw, iff he winz, I will be rich. Hee has chanjd my litterbox, putted fudz in my boles an water in mine uther bole. Ant Micki iz heer iff I...
October 25th 08 12:42 AM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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SaMANfa Gotted a Hairkut by Will in New Haven
SaMANfa looks reel, reel funny. Da byooty parlor ladee cam in hur van an giffd her a baff an a harecut an trimd da Bears tognales. SaMANfa is so kyoot wiff her hare short. Butted she is kyoot wiff it long tootoo. I don't know witch I wike betterer. Da byooty parlor ladee will be given usses r...
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February 6th 10 01:48 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
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Da Eddie-Parrot was OUT by Will in New Haven
Meowmie Micki wen too wurk yesserday an forgetted to kloz da dor wut shee usd to putted Eddie-Parrot's fudz in da kaje. Sew Eddie cam out for a bisit to usses. He flied offer to Buddy Macaw's kaje an waffed at pour Buddy beclaws HE was out an SHE wuz stukd in her kaje. Dat wuz gnot gnise. Den...
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April 8th 10 01:55 PM
by Granby Go to last post
22 1,181
Deer Piglett by Will in New Haven
blushes Iff yoo wood bee mine spekal fren we cood go on da BENchur together. -- Wascal, Hous ob Fowler
February 20th 11 07:29 PM
by Granby[_2_] Go to last post
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Budgie Goes to Rainbow Bridge by Will in New Haven
Mine Uncl Bill's spekial fren nam Janice loss her wonnerful budgie, "Little Guy," lass gnite affer a breef illnuss. He iz surfived by his broffer Ira, his mommy Janice, his uncl Ihor an his uncl Bill. May he fly aroun entertaining efferywun at da Brij wiff his chirps an antiks until his loffd wuns...
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February 19th 11 10:20 PM
by Granby[_2_] Go to last post
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Messuj from da Sekretary by Will in New Haven
Da Exterior on da Ees coas will be KLOASD until furder gnotic. Stay hom an stay IN an keep yoor humans an doggies saf. -- Wascal, sekretary ub da Exterior
August 29th 11 01:57 AM
by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee Go to last post
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Wut to Doo by Will in New Haven
Sunrise: Wile wee debat isshoos ub peece an war, an eet gud fudz, an goe too dat wunnerful sho, I gotta simpul kweschun about hoomin control. Firstest ub all, da winnow ledj dat wuz blokd by mommy Micki's flowurs iz vailable agan. I guess da nayborz complayned dat dey could not see mineown...
July 23rd 08 02:12 PM
by Granby Go to last post
9 486
Missy Gotted a Cat-bed by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill brotted hom a cat-bed four r Missy. Shee will gnot seep in a hoomin bed wen a hoomin is der. Mme. Anais showd us all a cat-bed on hur wunnerful webby-site an I manajd too show it two Uncl Bill affer a fyoo tries. He wen rite out an gotted wun four Missy. It might gnot be zaccly da sam...
July 20th 08 10:50 PM
by Mosey =^. .^=`[_2_] Go to last post
4 1,074
I gotted sum Turkeebird by Will in New Haven
Iyam Winnie. Las nite, Meowmie Micki cookt a buncha turkeebird for da hoominz dinner. Den efferybudy went to doo differen fings. Affur wile, I wuz da onee wun awak. Latur on, Bear tookd Uncl Bill for hisown walk. Dey comd bak in anna Uncl Bill fankd da Bear for walkin himself. Den Uncl Bill...
January 29th 08 06:54 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
2 1,125
Jillitee by Will in New Haven
Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez. Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff. Wy cant kitteez do dat? Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat wudn DO...
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February 12th 08 04:10 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
14 1,158
Hey Mosey by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill just tolded usses dat da TED is heppin yoo getz better. Doo wut yor meowmie wanz ann eet yor chickum. We luv chickum an it will mak yoo grow up nice an strong. Annit tasts gudgud. Hep yor meowmiee wiff her neezuz. nosepoink Maggy May Da res ub usses wishez yoo well two an wee will...
March 16th 08 01:50 AM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
2 1,365
I Kissed r d*g by Will in New Haven
I TOLE Uncl Bill to typebite diss eerlier butted he wuz ritin about dat boring sqwirl. I don' let da Bear in my rum. He kin com to da dor so dat Uncl Bill will get up an giv him pettins or tak him oussite. I am not meen. Butted I am skared cause hee is sew bigbig. Sew if he cumz intoo my rum, I...
April 24th 08 08:04 AM
by Mosey =^. .^= Go to last post
6 457
Wer iz da GRAMBY by Will in New Haven
Wee missus her an, too tell da troof, my fren Wascal missus hiz fren Mz Piglet. -- Maggy May
April 25th 08 02:53 AM
by Granby Go to last post
2 959
Too Menny Elk? by Will in New Haven
Dey iz sayin der iz too menny elk in Montana, neer Jellystone Park. Cood wee goez der an hunt dem an eet dem? An mebbe vizik Yogi Bear an BooBoo? An wut iz a elk? -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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July 14th 08 05:42 AM
by Mosey =^. .^=`[_2_] Go to last post
16 1,361
I Gotted Stake Juce by Will in New Haven
Mine Mommy Micki anand Uncl Bill anan my fafurite kumpany, Ant Beffurly, waz eetin bigbig stakes dat mommy had kooked on da grill. Bear wuz gettin peeces ub fat an sum bonez butted I wuz wookin at da platter dat wuz full ub deeWISHUS stake juce. An dey GIBBED it too mee. It wuz sew gud. It had...
July 14th 08 02:13 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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More about dis Swimming Buzness by Will in New Haven
Dis eevnin Uncl Bill eetted his dinner. Den he putted on his baving sute and wen SWIMMNG. He did GNOT wate twenny minuss. He did GNOT wate ENNY minuss. Our Mommy wud GNOT haff aloud dat. Effurybuddy GNOS diss iz rong. I wuz wurrieed butted hee did com hom ok. Butted den he went intoo...
July 18th 08 09:17 AM
by Cory[_2_] Go to last post
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Hoomin Sillinuss Agin by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill has orderd hisownseff a gnu winner cote. Wy don' he just GROW wun? Da Bear, hoo go Ouside, is growin a outSTANDin cote diss yeer an he wood be glad to giv his Uncl Bill sum helpful tips. Effen littl Samanfa is produsing some pritty furs. But Uncl Bill don' WISSEN to nobudy. Hee just...
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November 1st 11 05:12 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_10_] Go to last post
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