A cat forum. CatBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » CatBanter forum » Cat Newsgroups
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Post New Thread
Threads in Forum : Cat community Forum Tools Search this Forum Feed Icon
  Thread / Thread Starter Reverse Sort Order Last Post Replies Views
Wer iz all r frenz by Will in New Haven
No wun is posting nuffing. I wett Sunrise pozt here acoupla timz an now we don see nuffin. Did she offen sumwun? She iz nize, effen Wootoo wike hur now, but she do have an ego. If she uffended sumwun it wuz not on porpoise. Iffen u wan, Uncl Bill could yell on herr if da wud bring you...
(Multi-page thread 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
August 22nd 07 10:34 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
39 1,249
SaMANfa'z Song by Will in New Haven
I rited diss for her butted I gneed moar lirycses. "A tiss on da gnose may be kwite sentimental Butted cookees ar a grrls bess fren." -- WooToo, da songriter
October 1st 10 04:54 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
5 377
Samantha wants it to sn*w by Will in New Haven
She WIKES itted an shee iz sayin effery thyme shee goos outted, "is it snowing yet? PEEZ let itted snow soon." Wee don' wannit to sn*w. It maks da hoomins messy an da doggies, expeshully da Bear, getted da cole an wet stuffs all offer usses. An r outdoor kitty frenz don wike itted. Wee is afrade...
(Multi-page thread 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
October 5th 10 09:44 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
30 1,127
Da Eddy Gray Landed on our Counner by Will in New Haven
An eeted sum ub r fudz. He kan fly all offer da compartment and it is fun to watsh him BUTTED he lands on r fudz counner when nun ub us is ther an eets. Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki allus keep da krunchee bole full butted wat if da fudz runs out??? Wee gonna hafta stan watshes to keep him off ob r...
(Multi-page thread 1 2)
July 1st 10 11:59 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
14 612
Somcat is Gnot as MEEN as she SEZ by Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill or Mommy Micki gib usses r fudz, summytime da hand wiff da fudz cumz furry, furry klose to Missy. An shee NEFFER hisses at dem den. Neffur. Shee iz a softee. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yoo nuts? Ob KORSE I don' hiss at dem DEN. I am MEEN, I ayn STOOPID. Dat is wy da Goddess gav dem...
(Multi-page thread 1 2)
July 10th 10 05:01 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
17 577
I Haff to Lurn to Bark by Will in New Haven
Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an barkd frum dere. An...
June 3rd 10 06:57 PM
by Harri Roadcat Go to last post
6 363
Eye is misunderstuded by Will in New Haven
Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her hous two eeet. Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong wiff itseff?...
(Multi-page thread 1 2)
May 25th 10 10:31 PM
by Granby Go to last post
10 551
Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa by Will in New Haven
Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too. Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da PUPPY an den carree...
(Multi-page thread 1 2)
September 25th 09 10:01 PM
by MLB[_2_] Go to last post
10 524
Uncl Bill iz GNOT Obaying Mineself by Will in New Haven
Der iz a pritty burdy dat flize aroun da winnow ober r bed. I watsh itseff all da tim. Today I figurd owt how I cud catsh da burdy. I wookd at da burdy an den "beeped" at Uncl Bill. Dat iz mine command beep. It meenz "dew wut I wan. NEOW" and he duz. Butted he dint. He wookd at mee an...
(Multi-page thread 1 2)
August 3rd 09 08:28 PM
by MeOwy Go to last post
10 375
Sum Kweschunz frum R reederz by Will in New Haven
Deer Maggy May: Iyam a bittee. I jus turnd elefun weeeks ol an Iyam neow in my forefur hom wif a hoomin meowmie, pawpaw, a barekitten hoo iss furry nic an a beagle d*gg nam Floppy hoo wikes me. Dat iss all reely nice. Butted dey hass named me Lord Robert of Cross Ridge Plain. I don't WIKE dat...
March 10th 08 03:38 AM
by Rebecca Go to last post
3 486
Where iz efferyone? by Will in New Haven
On Feb 10, 12:39*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On Feb 10, 12:35*pm, "Granby" wrote: Didz u all goez on enbizable modez? *Willow tried of looking at a blank screen. I juss tookt a kwiz dat showd dat I am probly tryin to kill Uncl...
February 10th 09 05:41 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
0 221
Aminul Plammet iz becum HORRIBUL by Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill goes out I ast him to weev Animul Plamet on da tellyvishun. Den I ken wach it wen I ain doin nuffing reportant like ruling da yoonivers or cleening mineown furz. Or seepin, ub korse. Butted it has gotten violint an meen. Dey gotted animulz hurtin hoominz an hoominz hurtin animals...
(Multi-page thread 1 2 3)
February 16th 09 07:46 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
20 993
Bear Don' Bring usses GNO Pingpat Balls by Will in New Haven
Wen Bear walks r Uncl Bill he brings hom sumfing mos ub dat thyme. Yooshily it is tennus balls wat r a littl fun butted r tootoo big four seryus kitty-play. Once he brung hom a goff ball wich wuz lotsa fun, specially wen Mommy Mickey stept on it an neerly fell an sed sum iNNERESTING wurds. Butted...
(Multi-page thread 1 2)
July 9th 09 01:01 AM
by Granby Go to last post
10 501
Da Exterioar: Mine Reeport by Wascal by Will in New Haven
Da Out iz outsyde da housuz an der iz a LOT ub itted. Da kitteez wut wiv in da Out haff sum warm wether rite neow, sew dey doo gnot nead binkiees too keeps dem warm. HowsumEVER, it iz berry reportant too haff da Hoomins keep feeding demselfs and hepp dem getted da TED kar wen dey gneed it. Dis do...
(Multi-page thread 1 2)
July 18th 09 10:25 PM
by Granby Go to last post
17 605
Missy PURRED at Uncl Bill by Will in New Haven
Wee wuz on da fudz-couner dis morning an Uncl Bill had putted sum mor kibble in da bole BUTTED wee cud see himself openin a fingy of DEEE lishus chikum gooshy-fudz an puttin itself in a playt. Sew we wuzn' paying muches attenshun to da kibble. Sune he brotted DAT playte to are counter an, as he...
July 21st 09 01:14 AM
by MeOwy Go to last post
3 273
Uncl Bill is a Idjit by Will in New Haven[_2_]
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it...
June 28th 13 05:46 AM
by Aunti Kyla =^ ..^=[_2_] Go to last post
7 508
I did a Funnee by Will in New Haven[_2_]
Uncl Bill was sitting at his compyooter an I wuz drinking frum mine wadder bole. Den I hadded an idee. I tookd mine paw an flippd wadder onto Uncl Bill. Right on hisown hed. Den I diddit agan. Den he wooked up at da seeling. Butted DEN he wooked righted at mee. An hee waggled his fingur atted me...
July 27th 13 08:18 PM
by Debby Hanoka[_2_] Go to last post
3 500
Mine Bed Gotted TALLER by Will in New Haven[_2_]
Diss wuz aNOYing. I foun dat I cood gnot clim up to mine bed to cuddle an seep wiff mine serbant, da Uncle Bill. Howesummeffer, I kwikly teached Uncl Bill to pick myseff up and tak me intoo bed wen I stan by da bed and chirp attted him. Hee lurn kwik for a big stoopid-head. WooToo Human...
August 27th 13 04:21 AM
by Gandalf[_4_] Go to last post
2 385
Tribyoots to Missy by Will in New Haven[_2_]
I cood gnot unnerstan wy Missy dint wike hoomins. And den I reelized dat it was a GAME. Jus wike sum hoomins preten to be grumpy, Missy givd da hoomins a hard thyme for her amoosment. At lees dats wut I fink. She wuz allus reel gneiss to me an she loved her mommy Maggy May (tear) an her bruther da...
October 22nd 13 04:20 PM
by [email protected] Go to last post
6 486
Mine Doggy Problum by Will in New Haven[_2_]
I luvs mine Samanfa ****zoo butted I gotta problem wiff her an I wood wike to ast the wiser heds in diss groop wut two dew. She spenz part of nearly ebry gnite sleepin on mine bed wiff mommy an me an on da pillow beside da bed. I wike it betterer wen shee is in da bed beclaws she is cuddly and...
February 17th 16 08:02 PM
by Mosey=^..^=[_3_] Go to last post
1 604
Post New Thread

Display Options
Showing threads 8201 to 8220 of 8265
Sorted By Sort Order
From The
Forum Tools Search this Forum
Search this Forum :

Advanced Search

New posts New posts More than 15 replies or 150 views Hot thread with new posts
No new posts No new posts More than 15 replies or 150 views Hot thread with no new posts
Closed Thread Thread is closed  
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:28 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2004-2018 CatBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.