Weze got a problem wit Booker. Hez kant seem to figure out wat dat thing is dat keepz waving behind him, an he keepz tacking it. He woke meowmie an usez kittiez up in da middle of da nite cuz he kept tryin to katch hizown tail. Hez waz chasin it all ofur da bed an US. Meowmie duzent mind iffin...

PING! MeOwy, Lucy and any other RPCC kitty who hasn't posted for a while... Ar yu styll at RPCC? We miss hearing from yu and also want tu update the Officers lyzt. Also, are there enny other kitteez who dun't pozt here enny moor??? Pit2nya, Grand PoohBah ad keepurr ov da lyzt.

Anaïs walks paw-in-paw with her wunnerful noo wink as dey greets all uv da guests an graciously accept concatulations frum dem Hokay effurrybody, da bar iz open, an hors d'ouvres iz beink serffed in da reception area, Letz Celebrate! Anaïs purrs into Tiger's ear "Yu iz a wunnerful wink. I...

I'ze not feelin too gud rite now anna Meowmie is talkin bout takin offa wurk anna takin me to da TED tomorrow. Mebbe sum purrz wud make me feel bedderer anna Meowmie will stop talkin bout takin me to TED. Whaddya fink? Boogie da not feelin too gud rite now HarpurrCat inna Bawlamore. Meowmie...

Hi, I know that this isn't meowchat, but it's with a heavy heart that I write: my big boy ferret, Dupree is gone. He was over 8 years old, and lived a happy, health life until the end. A few days ago, he lost control of his urination and defecation, found it increasingly difficult to walk, and...

Marissa, sophisticated older tabby, slowly steps forward and speaks: Ayla was Meowmie and Paw's first permanent Out kitty. She was brought by her friend and sometimes-resident Out cat, Murry. She was very pregnant and he brought her to our yard and installed her in his cozy little house. Meowmie...

I used to fink dat mine hoomins was good hoomins, but now I'z not so sure. Mine Paw put me in da kitty box yesfurday and taked me for a ride in da liddle truck. Him taked me to a place dat smelled like udder animals, den he LEFT ME wif dem! Dey stuck sharp fings in me, den I went to sleep. When I...

i blamed da soft beclawz dey wented away az uzul but den whennna soft returned der wuz no furree, den himz wuz gon furefur at leazt six darkz anna litez, I wuz berree deprezzed i didunt let soft see minesef beree muc, onlee when her gifed me canned fudz, i figured it wuz hersef apologizin fur...

Xia Li, a molecular geneticist at Cornell University in New York found that felines are unable to detect sweet-tasting compounds like sugars and high intensity sweeteners because their sweet taste receptor is missing". "An obvious place to look, therefore, is at the genes coding for...

Piglet looks around the room, content that everyone is having such a good time. Suddenly the fur stands up on the back of herown neck. "Wascal, look, look iz dat, iz dat, yez dat iz Willow". Willow walks into the ballroom dressed from head to rear paw in leather! She had high heeled boots,...

Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!

Sowee dis iz soo layte. Mi meowmie haz ben furry bizee wif hur wurk an furgot tew post. Hoomins. Cant git gud hewp furm dem. Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Amber, Mikey, Nicholas, Percy,...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! September 2003 1 - Giapetto, Longfellow, Mellón, Neko, Norville 3 - Aladdin

Gis, u no how u luf yur hoomins but sumtimes u just wunder abowt whut goes on in thayr heds? Well, last week, on Washday, r hoomin lost thu House Keys. In Thu Hows. How she did that we dont no & she duznt eethur. Then she lost thu Kissamouse Kards! Hur xkuss iz that she iz kleenin & nothin iz...

posted & mailed Sadly, we have a nayme to add tu da lizt diz yeer. In a littul lezz den an hower, ourz Baby will be gowin tu da Bridj wif da hewp uf TED Catherine. Diz waz a brief an uneggspekted illnuss. She will be joynin ourz Munchkin (RB 1999), Poppacat (RB 2003) and Junior (RB 2006),...

She whispers "auf wiedersehen, beeluffid frends". I call dere Nayms, owr Jellicle Onorees: Unknown Kitties, House of Bast Nova, House of Bachman Nicky, House of Backman & Neal Maxie, House of Baldwin Mocha Diane Shibley, House of Batson

anna so we iz watchin da owt aminalz tryta get fudz anna wishin dey wuz in wif uses so dey kuld be owrz fudz, OEJ

The threads and posts are scattered all over the blasted place on this, so I wanted to start a new thread that will be *entirely* devoted to ideas for an RPCC web page... ideas as to content... name... etc.. If I have time this weekend, I will go through RPCC's recent posts and gather all the...

Dear Mr. Lewi, Hello! I am Debby, one of Kitty Schottland's humans. I hope I can communicate with you, without Sassy Dog translating. Kitty Schottland's eighteenth purr day is tomorrow, Valentine's Day, and I'd like your help in putting together a little surprise party for her! Are you...

We'd like to make a tribyoot to CC, House of Rankin. She kame into Mommy an' Daddy'z lives when dey mistakenly thot dey didn't have room or desire fur any more kats. She proved dem rong by meltin' their harts an' also by bringin' Liddle Paul (RB), Ringo, George an' John into da fambily. She waz...