Uncl Bill iz cryin becuz da byootiful ladee horse had two be put down. She brok boff hur frunt Anklez tryin to catchup da Beeg Brown. Shee run reely hard an couln' stop wiffout hurtin herownself. -- Maggy May "Grant us, in our direst need, the smallest gifts: the nail of the horseshoe, the pin of...

Wascal, hoo has been Out a lotlot, tole us a scary story about a SNACKING TURKLE dat bit somebody's little hoofie off. Wee ar scard Under da bed in Uncl Billz room Calling da Bear to protek usses. An Piglett, tell Wascal to tak bak dat storee.

Da gramby iz bak and mad at efferyone. Firstis her finks dat 2 weeks or so wifout running da growly monster and eatink our furz iz too much. None of da hoomans who did a gud job of feedink uz fout to do dat. Den her didn prciate da fleaz dat Piggy brout homne frum unner da ofther houze when...

ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine, me OEJ anna hizsef wented inna owt... Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in when da soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing nezt door, anna oej kamed inna in juzt befur da...

O T grabs grambu curling iron and runs to the middle of the room. I just hadta port back frum mine trip with mine luff Harri to tell you guys sumphin. Aktualiee am gonna let gramby tell you kauze he kan kopy what her already posted elzewherez. Excuse me for shouting but: I got a phone call...

hewwo effurbuddy, catznd*gznpeepl. Mine spowss an minesefl wil be gawn fur awile so downt wurry boutted usses as we wil be bak b4 kissamouse. MeOwy, furryusly pakking da bagz in antissipayshun ob beeng on da bwak sand beech ob Qat Island aggin.

Samuel, I note dat yu du not hab uh pozishun in da lizt ov Offurrsirz. Da community gneedz an Assistant Chief Justicat, tu kuvur and/ur assizt Lovable Louise, hu iz kurrentlee in Tasmania on edyukayshunal leev. Wud yu purrleeze akzept da pozishun? -- Pitô.ônya, Akting Grand Pooh Bah

at lazt da man who izza pooter ted cakmed to wurk, himz sayz it will kozt tutu muc fur da gramby ta fiz diz pooter so she shuld send itsef to da brige... so now she hasta figure owt bowt gettin a new pooter, diz iz berree sadsad newz butted she iz gladta haffa anzwer so she kan sturta mof on,...

Meow Kitties! Dere'z an hooman Ebangliist Preechur dats preechin dat today iz da day ob da rapture! Lotsa hooman Ebangliists an fundymentalists iz preparink fur it. I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed dad Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

Well, datz da badbad nooz. Da gudgud nooz iz dat all da werk in owrown hows iz almost dun! Soon all da furnichurz will be back whare dey iz supose to be and dere will be no more stranjer hoominz trompin arown makin noyzynoyzez, den we will be abul to go bak home like normul. Sundance

Onyx's Grandmeowmie called me the other day to talk about a recent visit to TED by Onyx. Now, he's not acutely ill or dying, per se, but his body IS starting to "wind down", so to speak. His liver panel came back SKY HIGH (I think his Grandmeowmie told me his numbers were around thirteen,...

Hihi Kitties, I just want to announce that Saturday iz ourownselves moofing day and we are going to a lower haf uv a dupleks wif three bedrooms, (one fur Fred and two fur uss kitties). On sunday fred will get Diana & Ryan and sunday night we'll all be togeffer again! Isn't that...

On da ufther newzgrup, Unkle Dan said dat Cleo waz haffink tuff pain and was going to da TED. We all needz to be pourrink and prayink for her ta be ok.

Meow, Unka Dan! I'ze been wurried 'bowt Sammy. Any nooz? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.�

Mine Sammy brofur still hasn't comed home. We'z all still purrin, an Meowmie an Paw is still visitin da shelter and puttin up posters all over da place, but no news yet. Harri

Offishul Purresidental appoyntments: Wascal Sec'y of the Exterior Beauty Sec'y of Foods Efektiv immedatly! Who want b Diplocat & to where? "Lovable Louise"

Meow 'Toonya! How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur you! Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n' dip. I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long,...

he was my sister in law's cat, my mom rescued him and he has been her constant companion for the last several years. He looked like a purebred Manx with all of those traits, he had a wonderful purr and a beautiful coat, please pur for her heart, soft

Leo, diz iz Willow anna I haff been worryink about yourselfz all diz day. How iz u? We are purring for you.

I yam gonna get uh noo sisfurr! I dun't kno heow tu feel bowt dat... Moor on Mundae. -- Pitô.ônya