if you ofur kittenz iz readi i iz alzo, ifin you needs ribbonz or hatz you kan getz den furm Mr. TV, he lookz grumbly butted he iz moztly realli nize, Mango duz you think we shuld ask Miz anni's ifin her wuuld hep uses so da owlde kittez duzint getted crabbi, Stormmee

It iz getting warm an prittee in da OUTS. Wee can heer da birdeez an see da flowurz an da leefs on da treez. Sew wee gnow dat soon da gruumeeng ladee will com offer an hepp uz wiff r hairdooz four da spring. Meowmiee Micki use too do it an still hepz ussez sumtimez butted now da niz ladee cumz...

I do. Meowmie n I share sum yogurt n hur favurite flavur iz peach but paw gut sum razberry n et wuz gudgud tew. Wat iz yer favurit flavur uf yogurt? TED sayed et iz gudgud for my tummy tew. nosepoinks & headbonks Mosey --waching Footurama

Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross, and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust with fingerprints with. Sincerely, Miss Tina Marie

Mine Paw has lefted us to go ona trip fur his toona place. I will tell you all about dat a liddle later - hoomins can be so dense sometimes! Him is clear across da state in Cedar Falls. When him was there carrying stuffz into sum place called da Unidome him getted a call on hims phone. Some...

Meow, kitties, I see dat owr luggidge is alreddy aboard, an now dat we iz awl heer an haff had sum relaksin fuds an drinks, shall we go onboard? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs

Mike who some of you may know has a thing called Burgers disease. He has lost a leg, half a foot and several fingers because the blood supply gets cut off. Yesterday, he was changing the fuel pump on his wife's van. All went well until he got up. He lost his balance and fell, landing on his...

Nurse Lilith Kitten tellz us that Anti Debby slipped in the shower and sprained her knee Tuesday morning. She went to TED who gafe her a "knee immobilizer" to wear. Her grandmeowmie's funeral will be Easter Sunday and Anti Debby would like it furry much if all the kittiez could teleport over...

My dearest friendz. Ize not been here furry much at all since Kissamouse, but Ize been winding down my life. Ize lived 17 long and happy yearz, but my body has decided to slowly shut down and severe arthritis is really taking a toll. Today, amongst many many tears my Meowmie and Dad called...

Chapter Four: Hemi and Marble – After Zoé went to the Bridge, Willow was beside herself with grief. It was heartbreaking to watch her wandering around the apartment calling out for her baby Zoé. We heard about a 9-week old black male polydactyl kitten that was going to be sent to the pound...

Hihi Kitties, Human note: This is not quite normal, but the Sea Shepard Society has for many years worked to protect our friends in the sea, and not just the cute ones like baby seals, but the big, intelligent, gentle ones like the whales and even the scary ones like the sharks. Fred loves...

Uh, hello, this is Auntie Debby. Friday was Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane's second purr day, and I want to throw him a surprise party. Every kitty teleport over around noon Eastern Standard Time (U.S.) and hide in Becky's bedroom. When he gets put down for a nap (trust me, he'll need one), you...

"The humble little friend is gone where go the beasts that perish." -- Mark Twain Allegra ("Great Girtha") died peacefully at home yesterday morning (July 1, 2007), while being stroked by Meowmie, after several weeks of declining health. She was eighteen years and three months old, and is...

What are youse going to wear to the Jellicle Ball? I'm thinking of my best tweed suit. Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence

Weze got a problem wit Booker. Hez kant seem to figure out wat dat thing is dat keepz waving behind him, an he keepz tacking it. He woke meowmie an usez kittiez up in da middle of da nite cuz he kept tryin to katch hizown tail. Hez waz chasin it all ofur da bed an US. Meowmie duzent mind iffin...

Dis weekend we had snowmonsters falling out of da sky. Dey was a funny kind dat Paw called "freezing rain". If made da ground cold and slippery so dat none of usses wanted to go outside. It freezed our paws when we stepped on it. We haz a garage back behind da howse. Da hoomins keep da...

Unkle Bill iz yarn pullink and fud dish emptykink konsidered eventz. O. T. maybe likink diz fing.

My son called me at 11:30 last night to ask what we were going to do about lunch today? They have company from Missouri at their house. I took this as a "help call. I got up and put two chickens, still frozen in the crock pot. I tell you to say that a miracle happened in my kitchen. I...

Sumkittee resintly wantid listz uv klub memfurz. I iz Prezzydint uv da White Feet Club, and heer iz da list dat my sekkaterry haz uv da memfurz. If enneekittee else wud like to be a memfur, juss let myownself know. If yoo duz not haz wite feetz, den yoo kan be a sossyit memfur. She also haz a...

Hihi WOO HOO. May 1, tewday, iz mine 7th purrday n et iz 70 degreez owtside n da win iz blowing awl offer da plase. Meowmie n Paw gotted me a noo toy n gabe me sum nip wast nite. Ahhhhh, I uv mine nip. Iam gonna havb a funfun day. Luffs Mosey