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Whoose a cweffur gurl den? by
rafflescat[_2_]
I got taken tu TED wast nite. Meomie came in and cott myneself inna
sink doin sumfin I shoodn't have bin doin inna sink.....I den gotted
gwabbed n myne Paw (twaitor) dwived me to TED. I had unmenshunabel
fings dun tu myne boddy. N Paw let him!
TED sed I has a UTI....? n he stuk myneself wiffa...
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TED repurrt by
Storrmmee
so der i wuz, knewed diz wuz gonna happin, but still da soft snatched
minesef up, klipped mine klawz den brushed me a little, i wuz too sqwiggllee
fur a lot, den her gifed me mine pill anna stuffed me into da karrier, i
hadda ride arownd all day wiffa hoominz, den TED stealed mine blood den she...
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chester 1 door 0 by
Storrmmee
so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned...
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Ping Harri by
Gramby
Mine human tried to send a kard 2 u but her waznt smarter than da puter so
it didn’t wurk. So effen douh it iza day late. Here iza a rose made out of
nip dor mineown luff.
@;--}---}----------
I hope u had a b erry gud gud dai.
( 1 2)
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Purrs and Pwarez wekwested, pweeze! by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties!
Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you kitties
a fabor.
Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked himself!
Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat?
Cybèle: I dunno....
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Ping -- Sundance by
Sylvia M[_3_]
Repowztid wiffa betterer dayte.
Dum meowmee wentid tu da catlandur, buttid didunt fickz it.
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in
message ...
Ar yu reddee tu go tu da wedwinkink?
Du yu tink I shud hab awlla da givtz shippt tu...
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Update onna Nip by
Cheryl[_5_]
Ifn yur hoomins iz crool enuff tu keep thu nip inna plastik bocks, it iz
sumtymes possibul tu choo a hole an git thu nip Out, ifn yu iz, lyke me,
deeprived uv thu thums yu needs tu git thu covur off anna nip Out.
A botum cornur iz thu bestest playce tu start.
We now haz almos no nip attall,...
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Toonya, mennee pollageez fur myown defektiv sekkaterry by
Sundance[_2_]
In da middul uv tawkin bowt Valleytimez Day, da sekkaterry neglecktid to say
dat I also wisht yurownself a happee annipurrsary, not juss a happee
Valleytimez Day. Da serviss heer iz juss gittin werser and werser. My kittee
telepathy finulee got da messij to her dat yurownself wuz purrobly sittin...
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tentsez by
Booker
Weze haz a kat tent. In da kold it iz da place dat Snowflake goez to
after dinner. Shez a hog. She wont let anyofur kittie in da tent after
dinner. Da tent iz next tu da warm fireplace, an haz gud views ov da
livin, fambly an dinin ruumz. Prime spot.
So ize started tryin to git my fair share of...
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February 18th 12 02:40 PM
by Booker
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Meomies pullin hur hare owt! by
rafflescat[_2_]
Wunner whi dis is happenin...awl I did wus wun awong thu worktop n
mrrrrhtt tu hur.
Den I mrrrhted Harry. He runrunned away. So me mrrhted Sukie......she
bopbopbopped me.
I jumped onna fishie tank an mrrrhted da fishies...dey jist glooped at
me.
So, me mrrrhted Meomie agen...she wooked at me n...
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dear missee!!! by
Storrmmee
der i wuz sittin onna pooter chair, i wzuz juzt purpurinta send ursef a
message when da chair moved anna allasudden da softz large bottom part
smooches me whilst i wuz alla suddin lukin owtaa bak winner... so i wuz
sqwooshed anna hadda take all nite to rekufur,
anyway i wuz juzt wanta rite...
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trudi 1 hoominz 0 by
Storrmmee
so it wuz time fur da hoominz ta go to da toona pwaze an dat meanz we goez
to da big big bedrum... alla uses went in 'ceptin fur trudi, who klimbed
into herown bwak hole anna it taked da hoominz ofur an howr to find hersef,
she wuld still be hidin but her sef seed furree anna blurted owt sum...
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What are yew doing Valumtymez Day? by
John Ross Mc Master
I will celebrayt wiff nip, Beauty will have fudz, and Spring will
play.
How are yew spending the day?
Cinder who is curious
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Pipps and Ranger vacation by
Ranger McDude
Hep, Pipps, mine hoomins lefted today, so we don't haf to wait fur da
weekend. Hows about we teleport to Why-kee-kee now an get all nice an
comfy on da beech? An mebbe we can haf da wait-cat bring us sum of doze
drinkies wif da liddle umbrellas in dem?
Ranger
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Purrz n Prayerz Needed fur uh Erfqwake Feb 13 by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
O hai mai furendz
Mai wink, Meowy, iz mizzing cuz hur n hur meowmie wuz en uh erfqwake diz
murning en Catilfurnia.
Et wuz uh 5.5 on dat riktur skale fingy.
Wuz inny uthur kitty heer en dat qwake?
Et wuz neer EurEeka, wich iz en Norf Catilfurnia.
Pweez send sum purrz n prayers dat mai bootiful ...
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Cat Rescue by
Cheryl[_5_]
Warning: disturbing video
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2012/02/13/nl-frozen-cat-rescued-213.html?cmp=rss
http://tinyurl.com/7raelqj
One of our local cats used up a couple of his lives recently, but
there's hope that he will recover.
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chester 2 soft 0 by
Storrmmee
so da soft wuz eatin a purtiklarli gud lukin chunk of ham... so i
pretendedta be trudi, i put mime front feets on her leg just lisa trudi, i
did it beree softlee and she buyed it, anna i getted a chunck of herown ham,
den i grunted getting down anna she knowed it wuz minsef, den when i wuz dun...
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A Kard furr da Groop by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Dear RPCC,
PIT2OONYA AKA SWEETEE
has sent yu a Jacquie Lawson Note Card.
Purrrlease click on the followink lynk to see your kard.
If your e-mail purogram has not displayed this as a lynk,
then purrlease copy the following into the Addrezz ur
Lokashun barr of your Internet...
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Marble - Feb 27, 2002 to Feb 9, 2012 by
Mishi[_2_]
Purrs for my Marble boy, who went to the Bridge this morning. He would
have been 10 years on on the 27th. He was perfectly fine day before
yesterday, and last night when we got home from shopping, I noticed he
was huddled in his bed and shivering, so I picked him up and cuddled
him, and checked...
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February 14th 12 08:19 PM
by riddik
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