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Deer Spook... by
Spook
Jist now, I'z wuz goin' fru Google Nooz, lukkin' fur da eggzakt tegzt uf
mine sig. below. I'z stumbled ontu dis heer artikul
http://tinyurl.com/kzxh, an' I haz a kweschun fur yurownself...
Iz Jordan Rankin yur winkwink? I'z rememfurz hizownself askin' yu tu be
hizown winkwink, buttid I'z...
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Duz Yer Hoomins Reed Inny Qat Bukz? by
Mosey =^..^=[_8_]
mai Meowmie iz hooked on Lilian Jackson Braun bukz dat hab 2 Siamese naymed
Koko nYumYum n hur kant put dem daown.
Luvz
Mosey
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Trooder kittee in owrown patio! by
Rebecca
Meowmie had da see-fur door opin to let in da innerestin sownz an smellz fur
ussez, an gess whut happinned? A trooder kitty kame into owrown patio!
Wifowt evin aksin purrmishun! Whut nerv! Meowmie didnt evin tell it to go
away, she juss klozed da door so we kudnt heer or smell it enneemore. ...
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Wedwink: Everlasting thru thuh Agez by
CatTayls/Little Kitty
As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are
directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue
velvet drape.
Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a
dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...
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Ping, Pong, Suuuuu u n n y d a a a a n c e... by
Pit2nya[_2_]
kopy an payst awlla diz lemme kno if it duuzint woik!!!
http://www.jacquielawson.com/ecard/view?code=6730069077502&ob=1&cont=1
Sowee I kudint'mayke it till neow,
but we kin Dine an dance da nyte ahhhhhway!
Heer iz a Valemtime furr jyzt YUUU,
(Bittid udderz kin go dere an see it tuu.
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Jellicle Ball ~ Another Tribute... by
The Clowder
Unca Cory wrote:
Goodbye, sweet girl. You may have done things your way and on your
terms, but in an ironic twist, that's probably what I'll remember best,
and most fondly, about you.
--- Cory, about to get a bad case of MMS...
Awwww...a nize strong hedbutt to...
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Calling FELIX by
Arlene Knop
Felix, deer,
Are yew gonna come to Capt. Midnite's DOC partee? There's lotsa food
and there's gonna be dancing.......
Gretchen Marie, hopeful
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Hay! Mine offise! She mooved mine offise! by
FurrsomeThreesome
I'ze think I'ze supposed tu be owtraged.
Meowmie's been weird last few days. On Sattiday, she started takin'
things offa shelfs. Den she unpluggded all de macheens dat wurk da
innernet and rpcc an' stuff.
DEN she startid pushin' furnishure arownd. Dat's noisy an' complicated
heer, speshly...
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Calling All Moosik Players by
Stormmee
none usecats play an instrumint but we kan all sing, Tiger fur hiz howze,
releefedta see muzik comin
CatTayls/Little Kitty wrote in message
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All kitteez who play a mossikul instrument, pleez gather at thuh west
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October 15th 06 02:18 PM
by Adam
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Anti Heather Pays Tribute by
[email protected]
This past year has been a very sad one for the Rennie household. We
have lost far more than any heart can bear. First was Maia, followed
by Maestro, BJ, Kissa, Lady Grey, and Hemi. I would like to take a
moment to pay tribute to all of them.
Maia came to the Rennie household as a foster cat. ...
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Uh Tribewt two My Thithter Toto by
Boggity Boggsworth
~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez
out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~
Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I
am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov
Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...
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Additionz an Changes tu Occifurrz by
Pit2nya[_4_]
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane iz aktink as Caretaker of Hoomins tu hiz Meowmee. Hur sed we kin add him tu da lizt, since he iz b-hayvink diz way...
Since Rosco considers himself a Caretaking Kitty, we wyll add him tu da lizt. He's Lilith's brudder, an iz uh purrfekt replacement, since we need...
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March 1st 18 08:32 PM
by ann
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Mine brofur is missing! by
Harri Roadcat
Last night mine Paw opened da doors to let us out to da back yard like
him always does, an we all wented out like we always does. But mine
brofur Sammy Badcat lefted da back yard an him didn't come home. Him
wented outside about 5:30 last evening, and as of 7:30 dis morning him is
still not...
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Pandora journeys to Bridge by
Eileen Clark
This afternoon Pandora, aka Pandorable, the Angel-Bunny Princess, the
Glacier Bunny, the Psycho-bitch, began her passage to the Bridge. The
gift she gave us was the unmistakeable sign that It Was Time. She was
a shy, stubborn, and sensitive little lady with a rare, but delightful
pixyish sense of...
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Breaking news by
Granby
O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the
middle of the room.
Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys
grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman
TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...
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Chaucer'z Promoshun by
JSmith4973
Last nite, Chaucer kilt hiz 10th mowsie inna Boss's bedrume. He haz bin
promoted tu Cheef Rodent Kontrol Officer.
Angel iz sekond inna kommand, wif 3 kilt inna bafrume. Boss sez dere'z a hol
ware da pipe frum da lav goez unner da flor, ware Bambi cud git in iffen he
wannit to.
Robin haz kilt 1...
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June 8th 11 09:49 PM
by Meowy
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Little Cody at the Bridge by
The Porter Cats
My outdoor kitty, Daisy, had kittens in my garage Monday morning, my
birthday. On Tuesday, I could hear more than one kitten but could only see
one, a white one. This morning I went to check on the kittens and to make
sure that Daisy was able to reach all of them, since she had had them in the...
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ai gotteda hole meel uf fwesh chickum tunite by
Gandalf[_4_]
da fudz sityuashun haz bin pwety bad heer.
da TED sez dat ai hafta loze sum wate.
sew, ai duzent efer git enuf fuds, an ai em hungri alla da tiem
ai hafta tel mai hoomin tu giv myownself fud, anna mostli, ai havta wate
anna wate fur it tu be tiem tu git a widdle bit uf dri fuds
sumtiemz, ai...
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August 28th 11 05:35 PM
by Booker
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