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Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...

A grate big FANGU to alla da Community furr purrtizipaytink in our wedwink. Da87 paje .document wyll be emailed to enny ho wan nit. It wyll awzo be powztid on da Cat Webbysite, wen we rememfurr da site ov it. Sundanze an...

This past year has been a very sad one for the Rennie household. We have lost far more than any heart can bear. First was Maia, followed by Maestro, BJ, Kissa, Lady Grey, and Hemi. I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to all of them. Maia came to the Rennie household as a foster cat. ...

Last night mine Paw opened da doors to let us out to da back yard like him always does, an we all wented out like we always does. But mine brofur Sammy Badcat lefted da back yard an him didn't come home. Him wented outside about 5:30 last evening, and as of 7:30 dis morning him is still not...

Hihi Kitties, I went to da TED's recently fur a checkup and I was furry healthy exceptin da TED says I have a chipped tooth that he think should com out. I think I'd be upset at loosin a tooth and feel lop-sided, but Fred dusn't want me tu be in payne. I sumtimes shake my head and...

Lil Bub, house of Bridavsky, passed away Dec 1, 2019. She will be missed. Know peace at the Bridge, cute girl.

Diz Saterday, thu 31st iz Halloween n the Kits n I wanna inbite yoo awl over for trix n treets n kostoomz. We gots lots uff fudz, n dansing a sawft pwases for da bitties to sleep in da speshul room in da basement of our hooge hoam. I polishued up da bannister n got owt da floomply pillow we...

Meowmie had da see-fur door opin to let in da innerestin sownz an smellz fur ussez, an gess whut happinned? A trooder kitty kame into owrown patio! Wifowt evin aksin purrmishun! Whut nerv! Meowmie didnt evin tell it to go away, she juss klozed da door so we kudnt heer or smell it enneemore. ...

Wewll gudgud mornink effurry kittee... I hope yu had uh gudgud nitez sleep, but I unnerstand dat yu olny had OrDurffz lazt nite. I know da Kitshen Kitteez hav bin woikink berry hard, but weez bin havink tuutuuu mutsh fun to eet. (Ov korse I know dat dere iz no sutsh ting az TOO mutsh fun!...

As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue velvet drape. Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...

I'ze think I'ze supposed tu be owtraged. Meowmie's been weird last few days. On Sattiday, she started takin' things offa shelfs. Den she unpluggded all de macheens dat wurk da innernet and rpcc an' stuff. DEN she startid pushin' furnishure arownd. Dat's noisy an' complicated heer, speshly...

Louise says this is too many words and so she is making me do it. Bear, a smallish tomcat, had a black head and a brown body with black stripes. He lived several houses away, maybe a quarter mile away, down a steep hill. Every few days he would come over to the back yard, courting Louise. If no...

Last nite, Chaucer kilt hiz 10th mowsie inna Boss's bedrume. He haz bin promoted tu Cheef Rodent Kontrol Officer. Angel iz sekond inna kommand, wif 3 kilt inna bafrume. Boss sez dere'z a hol ware da pipe frum da lav goez unner da flor, ware Bambi cud git in iffen he wannit to. Robin haz kilt 1...

Jannerwary turd iz mine akweezishun day by mineowntrufamblee. It iz da forff annyversurry ov da day dat Meowmee an Pawpaw wented deown tu mine befurr heowm an brotted me tu mineowntruhome tu stay. I wuzz beink 'retired, an meowmee wuz lukin furr uh MaineCoon pet kitty. Wen I letted hur skrash...

I was thinking I would ask some of the cats on the road trip if we should have a holiday parti and then I thought it wouldn't be the same without you, are you out there or did I miss you saying you were going to be gone, Miss Violette catcerned about her friend

Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda, Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...

~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~ Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...

Tribble was our sisfur and first we want to say how much we miss her, even though we picked on her lots when she wuz alive. We didn't no then how much she wuz helping us by being a lap fungus and taking alla the hoominz attenshuns. Now that sheze gone, they miss her lots and lots. And they are...

O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the middle of the room. Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...