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Heer Boogie... by
Boogie's Mom
Bummed out black n white tuxie quietly hangs up his blue cap with the red C
on it and joins Unka Cory wif a hedbutt ... Fangs. I'll see your Burdwizer
and raise you a Guinness.
sigh
"Unca Cory" wrote in message
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Yer Inbited tew uh Hal0weeny Party by
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
Diz Saterday, thu 31st iz Halloween n the Kits n I wanna inbite yoo awl over
for trix n treets n kostoomz. We gots lots uff fudz, n dansing a sawft
pwases for da bitties to sleep in da speshul room in da basement of our
hooge hoam. I polishued up da bannister n got owt da floomply pillow we...
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My tooth question. by
Fred Williams[_2_]
Hihi Kitties,
I went to da TED's recently fur a checkup and I was furry healthy
exceptin da TED says I have a chipped tooth that he think should com
out. I think I'd be upset at loosin a tooth and feel lop-sided, but
Fred dusn't want me tu be in payne.
I sumtimes shake my head and...
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Uh Tribewt two My Thithter Toto by
Boggity Boggsworth
~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez
out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~
Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I
am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov
Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...
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PURRS AND PRAYERS FOR sQWEEX PLEASE by
Mosey =^..^=[_15_]
O Hai owr gud furendz
Ai wud wike tu ask yu fur uh favur.
Mai neese Sqweex, haz uh nazti sktrach on hur nek, n Mommy n Pa put sum
Neosporin on it, but poor Sqweex duzn't feal gud at awl.
Hur feal hot n hur noze iz dry n hur izn't eeting mutch fuds. Ma n Pa kan'r
uford to take hur tu da vet
Mommy...
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Sitting Shiva For Boogie Da Harpurr Cat (RB) by
ChildFree23
Auntie Shado and Kitty Schottland VC take their places on the magic
couch, and slowly the kitties begin filtering in to pay their respects.
The first ones are Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, in
a rare moment of behaving themselves and getting along. They go up to
Auntie Shado...
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Wedwink: Everlasting thru thuh Agez by
CatTayls/Little Kitty
As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are
directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue
velvet drape.
Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a
dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...
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Mine Purrday (or what passes fur it) by
Boogie's Mom
Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure
eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin
mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda,
Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...
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DUNCH by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Wewll gudgud mornink effurry kittee...
I hope yu had uh gudgud nitez sleep, but I unnerstand dat yu olny had
OrDurffz lazt nite.
I know da Kitshen Kitteez hav bin woikink berry hard, but weez bin
havink tuutuuu mutsh fun to eet.
(Ov korse I know dat dere iz no sutsh ting az TOO mutsh fun!...
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Where are you GM? by
Miss Violette
I was thinking I would ask some of the cats on the road trip if we should
have a holiday parti and then I thought it wouldn't be the same without you,
are you out there or did I miss you saying you were going to be gone, Miss
Violette catcerned about her friend
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PARTI AT MOSEY AND MEOWY'S HOUS by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Weh r habin uh parti heer at owr big hoam nao tu selibrayt beauty's
apoyntmunt az
Sekkaterry Uv Hoomin Welfare
az wel as Sekkaterry uf Fudz
..
Eferyune in da Kommunity iz inbited.
Goggies tew.
Weh gotz lotza nip fudz n drinkz, n fingz tu pway wif.
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Mine Akweezishun Day by
Sylvia M.
Jannerwary turd iz mine akweezishun day by mineowntrufamblee.
It iz da forff annyversurry ov da day dat Meowmee an Pawpaw wented deown tu
mine befurr heowm an brotted me tu mineowntruhome tu
stay. I wuzz beink 'retired, an meowmee wuz lukin furr uh MaineCoon
pet kitty. Wen I letted hur skrash...
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HAPPY CATNADA DAI JOOLY 1 by
Mosey =^..^=[_6_]
Porters start arriving at Niagara Falls for the celebrations of Canada Day,
on July 1 and on through July 4,
Mosey, MeOwy, Tyger , Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, BobQat and Mimzy have ported
in and have set up their tents, and are awaiting their other friends.
Pipps ports in with Ranger and they set...
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Cat peeing in front of litter box by
Steve
I have three cats. 2 females (4 year old sisters) and 1 male (3 years
old). My wife and I moved into a new house about a month and a half ago.
The cats seem to have adjusted fine. For some reason yesterday one of the
female cats decided to pee right in front of the litter box, instead of in
it....
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Ping -- Sundance by
Sylvia M[_3_]
Repowztid wiffa betterer dayte.
Dum meowmee wentid tu da catlandur, buttid didunt fickz it.
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in
message ...
Ar yu reddee tu go tu da wedwinkink?
Du yu tink I shud hab awlla da givtz shippt tu...
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Puppy Shoots man by
123456789
Puppy Shoots Scumbag
Pensacola - 9/10/2004
local6.com
A man who was trying to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one
of the dogs made the .38-caliber revolver discharge, deputies said.
Jerry Allen Bradford, 37, of Pensacola, was charged with felony animal
cruelty, the Escambia County...
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by Drydem
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Breaking news by
Granby
O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the
middle of the room.
Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys
grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman
TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...
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Tufted Ears Club meeting soon by
Adam
In a few days dere will be anuffur meeting uv da Tufted Eers Club. Da
main order uv bizness will be tu elect a new purresident uv da club,
becuz Dyna has gone tu da Bridge.
Da memfurship roster dat I have luks lyke dis:
Dyna (RB), Founder
Allegra, Vice President
"Zorin the Lynx" (I thought dat...
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On the Beach by
MeOwy
Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed.
Watz dis i am gnapping on? Itz a sandy beech!
Ware is da mine staytruum, and ware is da ship?
Mosey! Mooosey!
Hmf. I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland.
I bedder giddup an get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! Iam stil waring Daisy-
chan's...
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"Chat" means "cat" in French! [Jax's column] by
Carol Shubert
The pleasure of your company is requested at the
new edition of my column (a part of Carol's bimonthly
humor ezine):
http://www.rainy-day-laughter.com/jaxblog
I have archives too! Read 'em!
--
~ JAX ~ proud feline owner of Carol & Nia & 2 dogs
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