The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of it's guests. The Hotel ended up submitting the letters to the London Sunday Times! Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own...

Bi-Coastal Boobs - If You Come to the Midwest, Know This Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross into states such as Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska, the Tourism Councils in those states have adopted a new policy. In an effort to help outsiders...

Prayers and purrs requested for Chewie who has not been seen since this past Thursday (4 days ago). He is a 7/8 year old siameese mix who the neighbor put out as an outdoors cat because he was never nuetered and he sprays. He fed him when and if he thought of it and fed him the cheapest he could...

Well, this is VERY unlike my Stinky boy-- and yet it's not. Let me explain. Stinky is the guy who worries about the litter boxes. He likes them clean, and he likes it to be understood that it's *his* box, although he will allow the little twerp to use them. Just as long as everybody realizes...

The PET scan was inconclusive so he's been referred to an oncologist. He heads over there this morning. I have no idea what other scans/tests the oncologist will be doing or recommending. Jill

I was just sending positive thoughts and thinking of Betty. Tak, are you there or does anyone else know how she is doing? Debbie

Welcome to cottonwood season. I'm very allergic to cottonwooe trees, and this year, for whatever reason they are seriously affecting my eyesight. I even enlarged my type to 24 font and it was still blurry. So if I make typing, spelling and other errors, please forgive me, or bear with me for the...

I thought there were seven adult cats living with me, but I was wrong. They are all just kittens, one big happy litter of playmates having the time of their lives as indoor-only kitties. The floor is strewn with their little toys, and the tiny tents from Sherry, once merely ignored or treated...

It's a tight fit but Caliban can still squeeze into the warm area behind the laptop: http://tinyurl.com/f3cdd Miranda in the nest my niece made her for Yule: http://tinyurl.com/zscl9 http://tinyurl.com/j9w2q

Tessie is a little hoolikitten... but she has accepted that Silver is THE BOSS (but can be played with, batted at, chased and asked to chase in return), and she has realised that Scouty is NOT TO BE DISTURBED AT ANY COSTS. We let her out all day last week and she was very good until it was time to...

Now it seems like it's the left hind leg rather than the right one that she licks. There may be a small sore on the right hind leg too, but I'll have to check again. She's had two shot of depo medrol in the past year after a combo of Tresaderm and Prednisolone didn't seem to work. Some of you...

I feed about a dozen young feral kitties. These are true ferals, not strays. They were born outside in the brush and have never been handled by humans. I would like to bring a couple of them in and have them join the family, but they are quite wary. I can talk to them, and they talk back, and they...

I know I'm technically talking about dogs but I trust this group. My two dog's vet paperwork and related things are ALL out of order and I have no idea where to start fixing things and doing things. I -tried- earlier and got confusing nonsense. Apparently I needed the impossible to do the...

Meowmie haz put up sum noo picherz uv ussez. You can see dem at da end uv da album at http://tinyurl.com/bmf8d Rebecca

Jasmine's due for her snip tomorrow (thursday actually but I have to drop her tomorrow because of transport difficulties), so purrs would be appreciated!! I want the vet to check her over as well,as she's been acting a bit odd lately. So far I'm putting it down to her being in heat (I didn't want...

Yesterday morning at 10:30 I was driving along in my car in the rain. All of a sudden, a huge bolt of lightning came straight down from the sky right in front of me and struck the closest telephone pole! It couldn't have been more than 15 meters away. It was so big and bright and sudden, it...

My friend's 55-year-old brother was rushed to the hospital last week with seizures. To make a long story short, they found a mass on his brain and are operating today to remove it. It's most likely malignant. The good news is that where it IS in the brain is a "good" place, if there is such a...

The kitty and the chicken http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7qb6brLIBs Lily & her mama Irulan from the stars we came to the stars we return from now until the end of time.

Puttering about with StumbleUpon this morning, I found the following website: http://www.bengal-cat.net/ Too much gorgeousness! -- Cathi

Brach's Kentucky Mints http://tinyurl.com/o5tcu