Bummed out black n white tuxie quietly hangs up his blue cap with the red C on it and joins Unka Cory wif a hedbutt ... Fangs. I'll see your Burdwizer and raise you a Guinness. sigh "Unca Cory" wrote in message ...

mellia we iz sorree da hoomin poked da wrung button, we meanedta senda pozt butted she sended an email, agin we iz sorree fur diz sekatari error, OEJ

~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~ Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...

As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue velvet drape. Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...

Wewll gudgud mornink effurry kittee... I hope yu had uh gudgud nitez sleep, but I unnerstand dat yu olny had OrDurffz lazt nite. I know da Kitshen Kitteez hav bin woikink berry hard, but weez bin havink tuutuuu mutsh fun to eet. (Ov korse I know dat dere iz no sutsh ting az TOO mutsh fun!...

Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda, Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...

Jannerwary turd iz mine akweezishun day by mineowntrufamblee. It iz da forff annyversurry ov da day dat Meowmee an Pawpaw wented deown tu mine befurr heowm an brotted me tu mineowntruhome tu stay. I wuzz beink 'retired, an meowmee wuz lukin furr uh MaineCoon pet kitty. Wen I letted hur skrash...

Weh r habin uh parti heer at owr big hoam nao tu selibrayt beauty's apoyntmunt az Sekkaterry Uv Hoomin Welfare az wel as Sekkaterry uf Fudz .. Eferyune in da Kommunity iz inbited. Goggies tew. Weh gotz lotza nip fudz n drinkz, n fingz tu pway wif.

I was thinking I would ask some of the cats on the road trip if we should have a holiday parti and then I thought it wouldn't be the same without you, are you out there or did I miss you saying you were going to be gone, Miss Violette catcerned about her friend

O Hai owr gud furendz Ai wud wike tu ask yu fur uh favur. Mai neese Sqweex, haz uh nazti sktrach on hur nek, n Mommy n Pa put sum Neosporin on it, but poor Sqweex duzn't feal gud at awl. Hur feal hot n hur noze iz dry n hur izn't eeting mutch fuds. Ma n Pa kan'r uford to take hur tu da vet Mommy...

Auntie Shado and Kitty Schottland VC take their places on the magic couch, and slowly the kitties begin filtering in to pay their respects. The first ones are Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, in a rare moment of behaving themselves and getting along. They go up to Auntie Shado...

I have three cats. 2 females (4 year old sisters) and 1 male (3 years old). My wife and I moved into a new house about a month and a half ago. The cats seem to have adjusted fine. For some reason yesterday one of the female cats decided to pee right in front of the litter box, instead of in it....

Porters start arriving at Niagara Falls for the celebrations of Canada Day, on July 1 and on through July 4, Mosey, MeOwy, Tyger , Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, BobQat and Mimzy have ported in and have set up their tents, and are awaiting their other friends. Pipps ports in with Ranger and they set...

Repowztid wiffa betterer dayte. Dum meowmee wentid tu da catlandur, buttid didunt fickz it. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ar yu reddee tu go tu da wedwinkink? Du yu tink I shud hab awlla da givtz shippt tu...

O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the middle of the room. Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...

In a few days dere will be anuffur meeting uv da Tufted Eers Club. Da main order uv bizness will be tu elect a new purresident uv da club, becuz Dyna has gone tu da Bridge. Da memfurship roster dat I have luks lyke dis: Dyna (RB), Founder Allegra, Vice President "Zorin the Lynx" (I thought dat...

Puppy Shoots Scumbag Pensacola - 9/10/2004 local6.com A man who was trying to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs made the .38-caliber revolver discharge, deputies said. Jerry Allen Bradford, 37, of Pensacola, was charged with felony animal cruelty, the Escambia County...

Sundance went to da TED today to hav hizown teefz kleened. Da TED juss kalled Meowmie to tell her how it goed, and she sed dey stole wun uv hizown teefz! Den dey sewed up da hole, purrobly so Meow wudn't notiss dat da toof wuz gone! It muss be hurtin hizownself, cuz dey iz givvin him pane...

I hurt so bad. I'm a 72 year old man, and oh how I hurt. I have never been able to express my feeling to anyone, especially family and friend, but I hurt so bad, I have to tell someone. I lost my 12 year old cat Babygirl yesterday. I took her to the Vet yesterday because she hadn't been eating...

Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst! Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but dat TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted from da kitty shelter. Anyhow, since Paw...