Hi kitties, we no dat we hafn bin on RPCC fur a long, long, time, but we no meny of yu here rememfur Elektra. We wantid to let yu all no dat she wentid to da bridge dis morning. Mommy new yestiday dat her time wuz furry close. Last nite, mommy took Elektra outside, and she sat out inna grass,...

I haz juss lerned dat, wunce agin, da hoominz iz messin wif dere klokz dis weekend (at leest da wunz in da USA). Da nooz repurrtz sez dat dey will "fall furward", an dat da time will be difurent after dat. I sujest dat we awl try to keep owrown hoominz frum fallin, eethur furward or ennee uther...

A friend of mine Laurie, From RPCA (which I have unsubscribed to) her brother had to send his 15 year old kitty to The Bridge yesterday (no details) and she asked me if I would post it here. Adrian put up the candle on the other...

Ize would like to sine up fur thuh Toy Mouse Divishun. And a poynt of order kweschun: On Kissamouse Day do we hav to kiss thuh mousies or at leest not throw them around? Little Kittty, BCC Dispatcher, Catmerica Police Department

He wuznt feelin too gud today, so Meowmie taked him to da merjincee TED, an heze stayin dere obernite. Da TED steeled sum uv hizown bludz an taked sum xrayz (she muss hab taked doze frum Meowmie, kuz I don't fingk Sundance had ennee), an sed dat he had too much tempurrcher, not enuf flooidz, an...

Earlier: "Cash who's been hanging back winks at Mosey and with a mild shudder takes the snakes which are a little heavy for Daisy-chan and follows her towards the kitchen. Not noticed by them, one little snake wriggles out through a tear and hides under a deck lounge chair. It's a pretty little...

Hai frum PookyKat. Iz mai furs poast. Iz OK? Srsly! PookyKat

Samantha taps on the mewsik stand lytley. Hi hi effurrybody hoo jus arrifed. We're goin to play sum mor ****ry-danses an duh next set will be swing. OK. Heer we go. We'll start off wiff uh liddul Two-Step. Walk, onetwo, Walk one,two. "The Bed You Made for Me" Now we'll have a liddul Texas...

At Sea, near Cape Town, Afrika Ahoy mateys and those awaiting our return, I would have had this put out sooner, but the fat wench had scheduling problems. Last weekend we ran into something Adam called a tropical depression. If that was a depression, I'd hate to see what a tropical anger...

Here is da report that I promised mine lazy hoomin would post fur me. I'm sorry it took so long; I'z been hafing terrible prolems keeping mine Seketaries on-task. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somewhere to the west of Chicago, in a deep wooded grove...

Wait a minute and read this ----- make money with 6 dollars ,easy money no bull I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of...

Unlike dogs, eye contact is not a dominance signal. Rather, it is a signal of friendship, as it is in humans. Orchid Sorry, but I beg to differ. In cats eye contact is a threat. If you star at a cat you are deliberately intimidating it. In the wild, a dominant cat will stare at a rival,...

(I just heard from Lee: I'm sad to say this, but Miss Violette has left for the Bridge. Unka Sonam) ++++++++++++++++++ A petite, cream-and-white Persian walks to the podium; she is carrying three forget-me-nots. She pauses, then meowss in a very soft voice:

"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh...

Ginger Canyon - a small, out-of-the-way little canyon in southern Catifurnia, right in the middle of the area burned by the Blue Cut fire. Ginger Canyon was just about da only area dat survived wif no damage, and is now serving as a refuge fur animals dat were displaced by da...

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze furz growz bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne? No, dey takez away da furz! Sundance

Oh meow goodnesses! With GranMeowmie and the PawPaw being on a boat-that-floats-on-watermonsters, and mineownselves taking care of Meowmie Debby, I totally forgotted mineown 4th Purr Day! Sammy, mine luff, ould you likes to help mineownselves celebrate? Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 4 Torbie In...

as you know we are having difficulty with the hotel and the number of cats we have in this small place. one of the problems we had i had not revealed before because of waiting to find out if there was a problem with our six remaining cats. As many of you also know Tiger went to the bridge...

Hihi daddee Fred, effurykitty an hoomin! Weez jist wantid tu let yu all node dat whyl we miss owr daddee an awful lot, dis plays iznt dat bad at all. Derz lotz uv windoz tu luk owt, fud avaylible wheneffur weez want, lotz uv noo toyz an nip! Anti Heather reashurz us dat Fred will be bak fur us,...

Diz is jus to warnz yourownselvez dat soft and furry iz on der wayz homez. Deyz all hadz a gudgud timez dis week endz. I don unnerstandz dis but da gramby won some toonas from a machine so her iz heppi. Her sayz not a lot but more dan herselfz losted da lastZ time. Be surez an look for fudz...