Tiger, my luff, Wake up frum dat nap! 'port offur heer, an we'll driff up to da Maine seeshure. Duz anykitty wanta joyne usses? We'll put the top down on my aqua 55 T-Bird, and feelz da salt ayr in owr furz! I saw sum piksures frum my hooman, an den went on da innernet an saw effun more.

That hoomin who brot me into this hows, reeds. She iz reeding sum buks with KITTIEEs & d*gs in them. The 2 dogs r Gaspode, whu talks hoomin style, & Wuffles, an ol' d*g terrriereier. (or sum thing). Thayr r sum fine gray kittees like Mollie Anne & Sweet William. Thayr names r Greebo & Ratbag. ...

"Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da koncert. Did you haff a nice nap?" -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 7/28/2006 1:54:03 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

This is Bobcat. Well the next New Moon will soon be upon us. Does anycat out there know where the Jellicle Ball will be this year?? Ah! I am SO glad that somecats are going to watch over my new charges. Oh if you thought Bonnie the Black Panther was bad, well...... I have a true Tag Team here --...

Jee...Diamond wuz bornt on Catnada Day, an Thaddeus wuz bornt ob Indy Pendenze Day! Heer iz wyshin efurrykitty uh Happy Purday, an menny moor. Dyna, klikkink hur rokz tu da moosik "Shahna" wrote in message ... Happy Purrday tew...

Hi hi kitties. Dis is thu furst time I'ze postted here, but sum other kitties whut is at thu Bridj now, namely Miss Bert anna Charlie Fennel used tu post frum here. Mine name is George, or Georgie Porgie... or fur sum strange reeson, "Silly bean". I gradjuated frum thu JMCC where MommaJo thu...

da hoominz of Trudi House of Asher/Grass Anna Jack house of Gordon would like to furmally annownce the engagiment and upcoming winkin off deze two fine kitteez. Da gagement taked pwaze durin da time of da jelical ball, Da winkin will take pwaze on decemfur 24 atta castle inna skotland

Oh my goodness...it feels like deja-vue...Dyna was sick at the ball last year a this time..MMS...hold on till yu kno furr shur, Violet, the thot ov loosing yu makes our heart heavy, and speshullee fur Soft an Furry. If you have to leave, let it be without pain, and in calm lovingness, with your...

Oh meow goodnesses! I was so busy worrying about Valentine's Day, and what I was going to get the PawPaw, that I forgot to announce mine own Purr Day. It was yesfurday, on Valentine's Day. I'm fourteen years old now. I've been with Meowmie Debby, GranMeowmie, and the PawPaw for almost half my...

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Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died. When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on new laws for the humans to follow when...

IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 88 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the eighth annual Sekrit Santa. For all the new kittiez on the clowder mail list, if...

Some people have used moth-ball flakes around the forbidden area, but if it were me, I would check first with my vet. Sylvia "bewtifulfreak" wrote in message ... Anyone have suggestions for keeping your...

Tiger, my luff, fangu fur carrying all ov dat! Hihi, Cleo! Dis iz da bed we bottid. Itz one ov doze low ones, wif a teak frame and a big, soft matress dat haz adjustable firmness, heat an a massager. In da lower frame iz a bunch of drawerz fur whattefur you want to put in dem, an two ov dem is...

Okay, the second one is that the poor guy (his name's Charlie) has an upper respiratory infection. He was sneezing last night yet energetic, so we thought it might just be him getting some anesthetic out of his system. But when I came in today, he was sneezing, had discharge from his eyes, kept...

Prince escorts Tinkerbell and Sir Edmunton in, 2 paired teacup sized Chichi-peakes. Along with them is Muffington, a small white male cat with black paws and ears and his wink, a long haired lady with tortie colors called Purrina. Luko takes the 2 cats about to show the facilites which are...

As Trudi watches various kittees try da sucheez anna da oyzterz furm da 'specture... shee sees that chester and Sundance eats them with Gusto, she remefurs dat da 'spekture anna tiger usta eat dem like diz anna haf a grand owlde time... she alzo remfurz dat she usta wunner who eated da...

I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be innerested. Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support...

I offer my services 4 President uv Catmerica. U reject me. I offer my services 4 Sheriff uv Catmerica. U reject me. I offer my services 4 Chief Justicat uv Catmerica. U reject me. NOW I STOP BEING NICE. "Lovable Louise"

Cleopatra, can you make this thing fly? Let's go to my place in Furrlorida for Turkee Day Dinner. There's turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, yams, wine, beer, desert, and plenty of nip to go around! Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat -- childfree23 at earthlink dot net