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tribute BoB The Cat by
Stormmmee
Tiger approaches the podium and clearz hizown throat. Bob waz a manx lukin
kitty wif veri soft furz anna no tail, da soft'z mom taked him in when da
polize officerz telled her dat it wuz hiz lazt day befure bein sented to da
brige... no hoomin unnerstood how he got where he wuz anna he had no...
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Ittid diddid widdid diddid ittid by
MeOwy
Dat is wut mine meowmie sed tu me. I fink she twyin to lern haow
usses kitteez tak to eech uffur.
I did gnot gno wut dat ment, sew I eggnord itted cawmpweetwee.
Hoap itted gnot sumfink puntageus.
MeOwy. diddid widdid indeed, hmf.
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by Granby
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Bob, Master of All he Surveys by
Will in New Haven
My friend David lost his cat Bob yesterday. Bob was a stray who moved
in on Bob in a manner reminiscent of several of the finer residents of
RPCC and RPCA and he will be missed.
For his brick in the Walk of rememberance, he is Bob, house of Silver
--
Will in New Haven
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grownd hog day soon by
John Ross Mc Master
i tryd to eet the grownd hog last yeer butted the snow kept me away.
the hog is furry big and a gud sorsse of gud fudz, i think. effurryone
go affter the grownd hog and giff me some if yew catch it. my hoomin
giffs me no natural fudz like mousies and birdies so i needs the hog
so i can be more...
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dear lucy by
Stormmee
der i wuz i katched anofur mowsee ta bring ta yoursuf for onna way to da
winkin anna da furri agin remofed itsuf furm minesef anna putted it inna
bin... he sayed it wuz not fur minusf ta keepit, now i azk yoursuf, how rud
wuz dat? Chester da ingestor
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Hissin at Mone Pooter by
Mosey \=^..^=\
Cuz et keepz gitting disconextud n da dum routur iz bein snarkee.
Mrrt mrrrrrrt mrrrrrrt
poasting moar dan unse.sawry
Luffs
Mosey
--wiff noo sneeezez
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March 15th 10 05:39 AM
by Granby
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U kno whatz? by
Granby
Da Gramby's new fren piked her up at her toonaz plaze yester dayz and taked
her to lunch. Him wanted to go toa nize plaze but knowed her wanted dem
white kazelz anna sweet tea. Him uzed ta be a nurze but him said he knowed
what it wuz like to realli want sum fudz u shudn haff. Gramby...
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Myne big Venchur by
Cheryl P.[_2_]
I gotten Out yesturday wen Meomie opined thu front door an thu skreen
door wuz opin tu but she dint egspek it. Sum TroodurCat frum akros thu
street ranned at me. I went ovur tu meet him, butted he wuznt furry nize
attall! I retreeted wif dignity tu myne steps, were Meomie piked me up.
--
Sam
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ping wutu and mz piglette by
Stormmee
I haz sefural xpurrt kitteez in mine howze i iz willinta send to yourown
howze ta hep wif diz raizin offa hoominz...
Trudi...
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Purrs kneaded fur uh widdle kitty by
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
Mine Meowmie tawked tew hut dotter, hoo wivz fur uhwuy en Mishigun, diz
murning n da dotterz kitty, Socks, will hab tew go tew da Brige soonsoon cuz
her iz furree sik wiff da nazty FIV n hur isn uh yeer olde yet
Meowmie iz sew sadd offer diz tew.
Meowmie had wadder inn hur eyz wen hur dotter,...
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Healing Purrs for the Gramby by
John Ross Mc Master
The Gramby is having a stent implanted today and maybe a pacemaker
too. Purrs for the hoomin Teds and for Gramby to heal.
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Tribute by Little Mary by
Granby
O T goes to the podium followed by a little human barekitten. Now I knowz
diz day if for cats but diz liddle hooman, Mary house of Roads, wantz ta say
sumphin bout Lewi D. Cat who iz at da Bridge. Cidez dat, look at dat faze
and dem ize and tell mineself u kud haff told her kno she kuden do...
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Help finding a cast a home. Suggestions please?? by
kraut3852
I have a stray that is between a kitten / cat stage if you know what I
mean. Over the summer I have pretty much socialized him with the idea
of rehoming him before winter but no luck.
The thing is that the local animal rescues say they will take if fixed
and up on shots but when I call them the...
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He haz gone madd I tellz u, madd by
Granby
Hi diz iz Piglett and we iz wurried bout O T. Him haz diz new mousie from
Harri dat souns like it haz a mousie in itz tummie. Him layz on da floor
wiff al four paws stuck in da toy and rollz around. We finkz him haz gon
ofver da edge one too mnnmie timez. Iz dere a doktor in da houze? Doez...
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Missy: Reportin a Siuntifical Discobbery by
Will in New Haven
Heer r da faks an mine conclushyuns. Ennywun hoo agree wiff mineseff
feel free to repleye
1: Parrots go roun on too legs.
2: Hoomins go roun on too legs
1: Parruts talk an yell an screetch
2: Hoomins talk an yell an screetch
1: Parrots wiv in dis hous an watsch TB in da wivving rume.
2: Hoomins...
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I Fink dat Meowmie Killfyled Herownself by
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
Mine Meowmie haz been sew sad laytely n her wuz purting sum
hoominz in herown killfile n her did et tew herownself Mrrrrrrt!!
Her gotted mad at Pookie cuz he jumpPed onna her neez n her gave mim a whaxs
on hiz butt n he dint mynd. Den her felt bad bowt dat n tawked tew him, n
tolded hin
gnot tew...
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Diz iz not rite by
Granby
Diz iz O T, Ok so I am a fluffy cat. Da Doktor said I hadz ta stop sleepik
on da bed wiff Gramby. Now, I haff alwayz sleeped on da bed wiff gramby
sinze I waz a bitttie. I iz after allz her Heart Cat.
Seems dey finkz when I steps on herself, wiff da medicine her iz takink, I
leaf bruizes on...
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Uncl Bill wuz shaking wiff Angrrr an FEER by
Will in New Haven
Da Bear an Widdl SaMANfa tookd Uncl Bill four der beddy-tim wak an hee
cam bak to r rume shaking an neerly krying. He was ANGRY but, ob
KORSE, notted at myneseff or da d*ggiees. Sumwun neerly rand dem awl
OVER wiff a car.
I camd himseff down an cuddled him to seep.
WooToo
human note: We have...
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I'ze catfoozled! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow, kitties!
So da hooman wuz watchink dat tawking-piktur-boks
an I saw awl ob dese cute kitties on itself, an
HERD dem MEOW!!
Ob cawze I puttid mine paw up dere to tuch dem,
an it was cold glass! So I walked behind itself to
find dese kitties but dey were nowere to be found
effen tho I cud...
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Mine day ob beauty by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow,
Mine well-trayned hooman catered to mineownseff
today. He cleaned min eers, baffed me and gafe me
a bow-dry wif da growlmonster, den combed mine
bootiful, floor-lengf furz!
I patted himself on da hed fur dis!
--
Purrs,
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April 13th 10 06:40 PM
by MeOwy
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