Hello Kitties, Long time no see. So much has happened, sum gudgud and some furry bad. I'ze living in Nova Scotia now and last June I rescued a kitty I names Clawduis. He duzent meow, just prrrrums when he want to talk. When he want to play he lets me know by clawing and biting me, usually...

Shee iz getten spaded an dey seigh it is rooteen BUTTED we ar wurried. Awlso, de ebil hoomins (dat she wuvs sew mutsh) did notted giff herseff brekkus an dat upsetted her. Sew wee wood wike sum purrs for da puppee-pincess. -- Missy, four her Hous

Hihi diz iz O T anna not dat I wanna be a taddle tale but I hazta ta tell you bout Miz Piglett. Yesterday da Gramby was talkink to Auntie Soft on da fone fingie and her yelled, "Why is the frig door open" den "Piglett what are you doing?" Unkle furry boutted gramby some small lobster tailz...

The temple doors swing open. Inside the temple cats have laid out cushions and flowers on the lapis blue floor, polished smooth by millennia of padded feet, incense fills the air. Hercule Lenoir is at the organ, playing Anaïs favorite Bach Tocattas. In the center, on a small table is a picture of...

Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun. At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne) inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum. Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne lidder tway...

I iz fillin owtta rozterz fur owrz game, anna i needsa hep pikin two team namez, purleze suggezt whut ursef wuld likez... den we kan bote Trudi

Hi, Still no power, no heat, no hot water. They say "maybe Wednesday…" I do have email at work though, but no Usenet. Meow to all on the group for me!

Meowmie wuntud tew sai 'breaking wynd nooz' but dat wud beh in bad tayste..waffs Dey sed on da tokbawx dat der r guzts heer uf furty tew fiftee mylez uh hour..n dey hoap da rufe staiz on.. ai m ginna axk meowmie tew feed usses den her n Pa wyl goh tew bed. Hur n pa hab tu goh tew der TEDz...

Uncl Bill is furry sad an almos cannot typebite diss. Sew I will be breef. Missy wen to da Bridj to be wiff Maggy May, her meowmie, and her brufur da gallant Winnie. Wee awl misses hersef butted da Bear, little Samanfa an I gno about da Brij, sew wee can tak itted betterer. Uncl Bill an Ant Micki...

Tiger wuz myown bestest furend in da komoonitee. We wuz bof orinj, we wuz bof hooverkitteez, an we bof liked owr napz an owr fudz. Moss uv awl, tho, we lubbed owrown winkz. When I knew dat I wuz in lub wif Pitoonya, it wuz Tiger dat inkuraged mywonself to purrsoo her, to git ingajed, an to ask...

O T grabs grambys curling iron and runs to the middle of the room. Tension kommunitee, I haz brakeink newz. U memberz dat cat namez of Smudgie who haz been missink for free weeks on rpca. Well, lettue all giff fankz dat herself iz hom safe and sound. Her waz found jus round da korner from...

Paw went back to Eye-oh-uh dis weekend to help Meowmie wif da howse dere. Him worked too hard (dat's hard to imagine!), and him has been feeling bad since him getted back. Him has been dizzy an lightheaded, and him has been horking up hairballs (though dey din't look like hairballs to me), an...

On May 18, 1:49*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: I have read several posts in which someone of unreliable sanity keeps referrng to this phenomenon. I have searched out source material but found none. However, I did find the following on the Talk Page for ...

Mama stayed home from wurk tuday, so i coult not wurk on thu kompooter until she took sum of tat Nyqwuill. It must be good stuf, cause she dident moov for a long time an I had to lik on her eyebald wit my tung to make sure she still alive! She not like tat tu much, but at least she roll over and...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! Nov-04 1 - Amelia, GretchenMarie 5 - Clawdia 7 - Major

Boy deze last couple days hab been BUSY! Paw was sposed to go rescue anudder driver, and ended up driving all da way furrom Soo Falls, Souf Da-cat-uh to Moorcroft, Wyoming and spendin da night dere. We went furrom 4 oclock Satpurrday morning to just now (about 4 oclock Sunday afternoon) wifout...

Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to git dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz, but dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da smaller items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz...

last week soft got out a crinkly bag from the closet she tries to not let us in, out of this bag came the softest watermonster cover we have ever seen, it is made of flannel, it is just like when soft was big and fluffy and wore those flannel nightgowns, it covers the whole bed and has a nice blue...

Meow! Itz furry, furry kwiet heer. Iz any uffur kittie up an abowt? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 7/14/2005 3:07:21 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Mom's tuna place told her today they don't want her any more, and both of them are panicking. Felix, who's beginning to think these two humans are a bit much for one cat to handle -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom