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I'm Baaaack! by
Unclefred
Hello Kitties,
Long time no see. So much has happened, sum gudgud and some
furry bad. I'ze living in Nova Scotia now and last June I rescued a
kitty I names Clawduis. He duzent meow, just prrrrums when he want to
talk. When he want to play he lets me know by clawing and biting me,
usually...
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SaMANfa to TED by
Will in New Haven
Shee iz getten spaded an dey seigh it is rooteen BUTTED we ar wurried.
Awlso, de ebil hoomins (dat she wuvs sew mutsh) did notted giff
herseff brekkus an dat upsetted her.
Sew wee wood wike sum purrs for da puppee-pincess.
--
Missy, four her Hous
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by MeOwy
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Mizz Piglett in da Doggie Houze by
Gramby
Hihi diz iz O T anna not dat I wanna be a taddle tale but I hazta ta tell
you bout Miz Piglett. Yesterday da Gramby was talkink to Auntie Soft on da
fone fingie and her yelled, "Why is the frig door open" den "Piglett what
are you doing?" Unkle furry boutted gramby some small lobster tailz...
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Memorial Service for Mme. Anaïs begins.. by
Mau, High Priestess - Temple of Bast
The temple doors swing open. Inside the temple cats have laid out
cushions and flowers on the lapis blue floor, polished smooth by
millennia of padded feet, incense fills the air. Hercule Lenoir is at
the organ, playing Anaïs favorite Bach Tocattas. In the center, on a
small table is a picture of...
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Da 18 week twomma of usses. by
rafflescat
Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun.
At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne)
inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun
fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum.
Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne
lidder tway...
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bazeballz team namez by
Storrmmee
I iz fillin owtta rozterz fur owrz game, anna i needsa hep pikin two team
namez, purleze suggezt whut ursef wuld likez... den we kan bote
Trudi
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Weh Gotz Wyld Wyndz n Uthur Fingz. by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Meowmie wuntud tew sai 'breaking wynd nooz' but dat wud beh in bad
tayste..waffs
Dey sed on da tokbawx dat der r guzts heer uf furty tew fiftee mylez uh
hour..n dey hoap da rufe staiz on..
ai m ginna axk meowmie tew feed usses den her n Pa wyl goh tew bed.
Hur n pa hab tu goh tew der TEDz...
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Mine Fren Missy by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is furry sad an almos cannot typebite diss. Sew I will be
breef.
Missy wen to da Bridj to be wiff Maggy May, her meowmie, and her
brufur da gallant Winnie. Wee awl misses hersef butted da Bear, little
Samanfa an I gno about da Brij, sew wee can tak itted betterer. Uncl
Bill an Ant Micki...
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Tribyoot to Tiger by
Rebecca[_2_]
Tiger wuz myown bestest furend in da komoonitee. We wuz bof orinj, we wuz
bof hooverkitteez, an we bof liked owr napz an owr fudz. Moss uv awl, tho,
we lubbed owrown winkz. When I knew dat I wuz in lub wif Pitoonya, it wuz
Tiger dat inkuraged mywonself to purrsoo her, to git ingajed, an to ask...
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Grate Newz by
Granby
O T grabs grambys curling iron and runs to the middle of the room.
Tension kommunitee, I haz brakeink newz. U memberz dat cat namez of Smudgie
who haz been missink for free weeks on rpca. Well, lettue all giff fankz
dat herself iz hom safe and sound. Her waz found jus round da korner from...
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Mine Paw isn't feeling so good by
Ranger Greykitten
Paw went back to Eye-oh-uh dis weekend to help Meowmie wif da howse dere.
Him worked too hard (dat's hard to imagine!), and him has been feeling
bad since him getted back. Him has been dizzy an lightheaded, and him has
been horking up hairballs (though dey din't look like hairballs to me),
an...
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The Extinct Maltese Cat by
Shylock
On May 18, 1:49*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
I have read several posts in which someone of unreliable sanity keeps
referrng to this phenomenon. I have searched out source material but
found none. However, I did find the following on the Talk Page for
...
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Finally! Now I can work on my mousterpees.... by
Crdamz
Mama stayed home from wurk tuday, so i coult not wurk on thu kompooter
until she took sum of tat Nyqwuill. It must be good stuf, cause she dident
moov for a long time an I had to lik on her eyebald wit my tung to make sure
she still alive! She not like tat tu much, but at least she roll over and...
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Happi Purrday Noffembur Kitties! by
Shahna
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
Nov-04
1 - Amelia, GretchenMarie
5 - Clawdia
7 - Major
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Today's 'ventures by
Harri
Boy deze last couple days hab been BUSY! Paw was sposed to go rescue
anudder driver, and ended up driving all da way furrom Soo Falls, Souf
Da-cat-uh to Moorcroft, Wyoming and spendin da night dere. We went
furrom 4 oclock Satpurrday morning to just now (about 4 oclock Sunday
afternoon) wifout...
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Iron Chef Catmerica, part 2 by
Sundance
Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz, but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz...
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Our new comforter by
Miss Violette
last week soft got out a crinkly bag from the closet she tries to not let us
in, out of this bag came the softest watermonster cover we have ever seen,
it is made of flannel, it is just like when soft was big and fluffy and wore
those flannel nightgowns, it covers the whole bed and has a nice blue...
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Mrrrrrrrqrk! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
Meow!
Itz furry, furry kwiet heer. Iz any uffur kittie up an abowt?
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaïs
7/14/2005 3:07:21 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
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Hisspit! by
Seanette Blaylock
Mom's tuna place told her today they don't want her any more, and both
of them are panicking.
Felix, who's beginning to think these two humans are a bit much for
one cat to handle
--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom
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