We haz bin followin along as bestist we kin, wat wif a totully lazy sekketary, an purrin wen asked an so on. Theer iz an issue we wants tu adderess. Sum hoomins, kin yu beleef this, sez catz iz messy parrasites. Evun wun uv Meomiez sisfur, hoo gits sik wen neer catz an live wif a d*g insted,...

Irene missed us by meny myles anna kilometurs, jus lyke Meomie sed it wud. Purrs tu alla thos hoomins anna cats wat had damijes tu theer houses ann tutu meny waddermonsturs. Itsa luvely sunny day heer. Butted thu mens iz bak. Meomie camed home frum werk tu tok wif them anna lok myownself anna...

Ower frens frum Scatland warned usses bout catchin thu hoomins colds. Well, now we duznt no wat tu du cuz owers gotten wun. Shez bin moanin bout hedake an makin alla those stranj snifflin an sneezin an snortin noises sinz yesturday. She wuz gonna stay home wif us enyway tuday ifn she dint feel...

Best wishes concatyoulayshuns. We haz sumfing we hopes yu will find helpful if yur hoomins are as slow inna brane az ours. We gotten thu inspurrayshun frum thu tyme Meomie wached a green lite moving along in midayre fur kwite a wile befur she realized it wuz attached tu a blak d*g, wat in turn...

Meomie adores da Kissamouse mewsic, and theer is wun in pertikular she finks is furry senttymental an sad, an so she shudnt lyke it but she lissens tu it effury yeer enyway. Itz called The Cat Carol Meomie gotten thu old...

Theer iz so meny needin purrz! n we will add ourownselfs. Ower granmeomie haz bin inna horsepital sinz she falled at noo yeers evun tho she dint brake eny bones. Hoomin ted duznt no wats rong, butted haz suspishuns. She haz agreed tu hav sum moor test, inkludin an impurrtant an paynful wun nex...

Wen yu iz onna airplane wif yur hoomin, alwayz stay inna bocks anna neffur choo onna wyres. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2012/01/25/ns-loose-cat-plane.html?cmp=rss or http://alturl.com/84htv -- Sam

Warning: disturbing video http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2012/02/13/nl-frozen-cat-rescued-213.html?cmp=rss http://tinyurl.com/7raelqj One of our local cats used up a couple of his lives recently, but there's hope that he will recover.

Ifn yur hoomins iz crool enuff tu keep thu nip inna plastik bocks, it iz sumtymes possibul tu choo a hole an git thu nip Out, ifn yu iz, lyke me, deeprived uv thu thums yu needs tu git thu covur off anna nip Out. A botum cornur iz thu bestest playce tu start. We now haz almos no nip attall,...

Hoomin is skeered uv fyre, spayshully inna urbin nayborhood wif close wudden houses. We nose sum heer has had bad eggsperienc wif this. A fyew dayz ago, a fyre started a cuple uv streets away frum usses, an iffn sum passerby hadnt rased thu alarm an banged onna doors an broked thu windoze, thu...

Well, it happined! Thatted hoomin Memoie wuz talkin tu camed bak wif more men anna noysi mashines! We cudnt akshually eggsamin effuryfing furst hand, cuz we wus lokked inna pooter room. Butted wen we camed out, theer wuz a noo door anna noo windo inna Cinnamonz room. SHez gonna have a bigbig...

I wuz furry helpful fur Meomie tuday. She wented tu sum fizzio hoomin bekus hur arm wuz hurtin sinz las fall (Meomie jenerally finks if yu leeve sumfing aloan it gits beddur). So now she haz sum fizzio eggsersizes were she sits down anna streches out hur arm an counts numbers. So nachurally I...

Luk at this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8147566.stm Sam

I haz bin crooly kept outta thu bedrum sin las spring. Wen thu wether gotten warmer, Meomie opined hur noo bedrum windos wat we got late last fall, an I jus luffed them. I cud hook myne clawz inna skreen an stand rite up tu luk out. Fur sum reeson this made Meomie furry unhappy. She sed lotsa...

Mine Meomie wrote all kindsa stuff spelled rong an she put in inna this groop insted uv thu hoomin wun. Kant do enyfing wif these sekketaries! -- Sam

Meomie tuk thu cushhin frum myne desk drawer tu wash thu covur, wat wuz compleetly unnessary. It just had a fyew cathares onnit. I founded anuther cushin inna bag uv fings she wuz givin away, kin yu imajine??? An she has takin thu hint an put it in myne drawer. It iz rilly confurtabul now. --...

Meomie wuz out eerly this mornin, an she found a cat onna grass nex tu thu sidewalk. He had gone tu thu brij- she thot maybe frum a motormonstur an sumwun had moved him offa road aftur. She called thu City survices, an wen she wented bak he wuz goned, so they musta come fur him. He wuz a gray...

Thank you all for coming to my party. And thank you all for coming to Capt. Midnight's (RB) Memorial Service. I was named after one of television's greatest law enforcement officers, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane of the Dukes of Hazzard. To carry on the grand traditons of Capt. Midnight and my name...

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and her winkwink, the great Sammy da 'Venture Kitty, are pleased to announce that they've adopted the youngest of the Highland Kitties, Ranger, to raise as their own. Won't all of you join me in con-cat-ulating the happy family? And Ranger, won't you please meow a few...

Sorry we'ze late. All these posts have been dizzying for Meowmie Debby (who's taken to using the pooter without her glasses). Belated Meow! and welcome! to Short Tail Tom and his clowder Concatulations to whoever is getting winkwinked Have we missed any meetings of TEC Fangu,