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Official Beginning Of Chief Justicat Chester's Memorial Service by
ChildFree23[_2_]
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, along with Miss Tina Marie of the Maine Coon
Patrol, somberly go up to the podium.
Rosco: Fangu all for coming. We are here to remember and pay tribute to
Chief Justicat Chester, RB. Purresident Clarence, would you and Auntie Jan
like to speak first?
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Ok komunitee we needz help--fast by
Granby
Da dog kage iz in da laundri rum and in itself is a boycat. We duzen want
it here, NO NOT EVEN.
We feelz sorri for himself kauze he is a deaf kitty. He even looks like
Lewi D Cat (RB).
Anyways one of da menz at da faktoie wantz him. Gramby greed to keep him
for tu dayz. Hope dat izn lone...
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December 18th 09 07:47 PM
by Granby
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Help wif thu sewin by
Cheryl[_5_]
Meomie sumtimes makes da curtins fur hurownself or a fren, an she wus
almos finished sum furry long living rum wuns made frum sumfing called
brokade that has lots threds onit. She wuz doin sumfing or othur wif thu
hem onna this ironin bord we got. There wuz meters anna meters uv this
stuff an...
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Bitsy, Howse uf Koster, April 1996 - May 30, 2010 by
JSKoster
Sum uf yu will rememfur uz - we dont get heer tutu offen ennymore.
Meowmie sez, eefen wif gudgud intenshyunz, life will innerfere.
We iz sorree tu annownze dat owrz sisfur, Bitsy, affur cuddling and
purring fur Meowmie wun lazt tyme diz morning, slipped kwietly tu da
Rainbow Bridj in hur sleep...
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Wherez dat boot kamp? by
Granby
Hihi diz iz O T and dere we wuz just sleepink awayz. Waz da firstis cool
morning we haz had in awhile. Den, suddenly, da gramby waz standink in da
doors yelling at uz kitties. Kan u magine dat, da nerf of herselfz.
We waz up all nite dekoriting da liffink rum and had jus gotten to bed.
All...
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June 17th 10 04:46 AM
by MeOwy
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Short HKC Meetin by
Adam[_3_]
Will b short Hurky Kitty Club meetin if NE1 haz NEfing 2 say.
I bin hurkin mor placez dan efur b4!
Louise, HKC Prez
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Maggy May Tribyoot Thred by
Will in New Haven
Mosey n his wife kitty Meowy, stand upp tewgeffer, holding pawz, n goh
tew
da podium.
Maggy May wuz uh wunnerful bootiful woman cat hoo luved bitties, Hur
hulped
bitties in reel life tew, n une dae ai wuz habbing uh BBQ n wen her
had
eeted, hur wispured sumpfifng tew her frendz, ubaowt me n Meowy...
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November 5th 10 09:26 PM
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Resupees by
Will in New Haven
Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.
I wike kibbl wut got sum CHEEZ on itted. I get it by bovering Uncl
Bill until he sprinkl a littl cheez on mine kibble.
--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Tewdai iz mai Purrdai Mae 1 by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
oh hai, mai frendz
Tewdai, ai m 9 yeerz old n ai notized dat Oreo hazza purrdai tewdai n sew
duz Lily-Belle, n Squeak,
n ai fink wee NEAD tew hab uh partee wiff uh Micecream kake..Toonya, cud yew
mayke usses une?
Pritty Pweeze?
Mosey paws owt sum kyoot nippy toys fur da purrdai kitties hoo...
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Getting a flu shot? by
Fred Williams[_3_]
Below is a message I received from a friend and while I think there
might be some issues with it, overall it voices a real suspicion that
has already been in the back of my mind about this whole affair. I had
already decided not to get the vaccine or any from now on. I believe
this is typical of...
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Fred iz beddur! by
The Ajo Clowder
Mine brofur Fred iz much beddur. Da tubez ana IV ar gon. Food ana
fluidz ar goin in ana comin owt jist like dey shud. He getz tu come
hom diz Fursday!
Ralph, excited
Weze doin a danz uv joi!
Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, & Judith (with Ricky dancing the hardest)
Ize eetin hiz fud wile I...
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To Mietze by
John Ross Mc Master
Two bitties died here earlier in the year. They had no names. They
were 2 weeks old.
It would be nice if there could be a brick on the Walk saying
"Nameless, No House" because this would commemorate all the poor
kitties out there who died, unknown.
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Ize Kant Stay Long by
[email protected]
Hi Willow. Ralph, itz gud tu see yu agin
Ize kant stay long cuz Ize goin tu da Bridj dis afternoon, but Ize
wantid tu kum an sine da gestbuk wun last tyme. Ize gonna miss
effurywun furry mich, but mine tyme tu go haz kum. Ize so furry
tired.
Hemi pikz up da pen, dipz it in da inkwell an sinez...
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Possible Tabitha sighting! by
Amelia T Cat
Paw just got a call from the lady who lives across the street from us.
She reports seeing a kitty in her back yard who looks a lotn like Tabitha
Fluffybutt! I guess it's a good thing that Meowmie doesn't have a tuna
place now - she's headed over there to see what she can find.
Please keep your...
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Uncl Bill ISN FARE by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill sitted down on da steps too petted meeself. An I rund offer
an sew did dat Maggy May. Well, I coont let hur tak sum ub MAI
pettins, sew I beeted hur up an chast hur aweigh. I din' relly hurted
hur. I wuv herself butted Uncl Bill wanned to petted MEEE.
An Uncl Bill gotted up an follerd...
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Purrz for her trip to da Bridj by
Granby
Hello Kittens and Cats, This is Lewi D. Cat and I have some bad news to
share with you.
Maggie A. D*G that lives in my house is going to go to the bridge tomorrow.
She has had three more really bad seizures and can't seem to see or hear
now. She is laying on the big bed with the humans where...
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Breaking news by
Granby
O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the
middle of the room.
Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys
grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman
TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...
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LeO is in Heaven now by
Lucy[_3_]
I just got home from the vet's office. He had lost three pounds in three
weeks, and his kidneys had completely shut down so that his body was
using up its own protein because the kidneys weren't functioning. He
hadn't been able to walk or see for several days and couldn't hold his
head up....
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Att Girl Kitties by
Granby
Diz iz Piglett and time iz gettink shortz. Haz u girl cats gone to toonyas
botikue and gotted ur outfits for da dance and da rest of da serimoniez?
I hazn herd if dere iz a partikular theme diz yearz. No one haz said muchez
bout what dem iz wearink.
Minown gown iz covered wiff Rainbowz, in...
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October 4th 09 01:39 AM
by Granby
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I need tew ask uh question by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
is dere sum kitty or doggie dat duzznt wike meh or mai wink MeOwy...ai
nebber kan se ma beluved winks poztz n hur uses google.
ai wunner watz rong? Kan sumbuddy pweez tel meh? ai m wurried abaow mai
mommyt ew cuz hur iz sik.
ai dunt wunt tew leef RPCC ifen wee rnt wiked.
Luffs
Mosey n MeOwy
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