Come one, come all, to Capt. Midnight's Birthday Ball! He's ten years old -- we've had him for eight -- this is a cause to celebrate! Your feline presence is requested at the House of Hanoka! Teleporters, helicopters, and Sherman tanks are welcome, as always. There will be naps to take,...

Hobbes was mine winkwink of seven-and-a-half years. She was helped to the Bridge last spring. She is survived by her human slaves, John & Arlene, younger feline brothers Buster and TC, and by Roxy D*g. I'd like to make this tribute to her by reposting our winkwink ceremony from Halloween 1997,...

The good Captain is still at the emergency TED's. They're doing a barium test to determine the extent of the suspected obstruction in his small intestines. They're taking x-rays every few minutes, and it may take up to five hours to get results. The minute they know anything, they're going to...

Dear Wonderful Kitties, We have very good news from the emergency TED. The barium is passing through Capt. Midnight's large intestines; no surgery is needed. Something was in the small intestines and they are waiting to see what comes out in the Captain's poop. Fangu for all your...

Capt. Midnight, The Good Luck Black Cat, left for the Rainbow Bridge at approximately 10:45 AM today. His problem was not fixable, so the vet did not wake him up from the anesthesia. We've arranged for a private cremation, and when the ashes come back we will scatter them in his favorite pile of...

Well, it's been five weeks since our Chief Of Police went to the Bridge, and since GranMeowmie found the courage to put his ashes in an urn, I decided it's time to have a memorial service. Capt. Midnight came into our lives Labor Day Weekend 1995 as a stray that was being fed by half the...

Happy Saturday, everyone. Some of you may not know this, but for the past four months - exactly four months to the day - I was working at a small but chaotic law office. Yesterday, I got fired (let go, dismissed, whatever). They needed someone who could answer the phone, take care of clients,...

Excuse me, Miss Stormmee, may I have this dance? Cousin Roscoe P. Catrane, Age 1 Grocery Inspector

Kitty Schottland starts pacing back and forth in the KUV, as she seems to have gotten lost in its huge interior. Lewi? Where are you? Lewi? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence

Urgent purrs are needed for our resident police kitty, Capt. Midnight. He is not feeling well. He didn't object when GranMeowmie broughted him into the in this afternoon, he won't eat or drink, and he even used the litter box! GranMeowmie, a retired TED's assistant, thinks he's chasing a fever...

Last night, when I went out fur the night, I saw this nice, furry mouse. I thinked mine own family would love it. I chased it fur a long time, and I finally catched it. I lefted it under the patio chair for them. In the morning, I comed in for mine own breakfast and to sleep for the day, when...

Kitty Schottland DOC, Age 13 Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps Registered Cat Nurse Capt. Midnight DOC, Age 10 The Good Luck Black Cat 2nd Detective & Lieutenant Catmerica Police Department Lilith Kitten, Age 2 1/2

Meow, Boogie! Fangu so much for shedding with me on the dining room table. Auntie Becky, Meowmie Debby's littermate, came for the night. What do you say we shed all over her clean laundry? Kitty Schottland DOC Chief Tortie In Residence

Meow! Is there room for at the Valentynes Day Partee in New Orleens? We'ze three kittiez going stag, as Capt. Midnight's winkwink is off list, Kitty Schottland hasn't heard from Boogie The Harpurr Cat in a while, and Lilith Kitten's winkwink is off list as well. Fangu, Kitty Schottland DOC,...

Oh meow goodnesses! I was so busy worrying about Valentine's Day, and what I was going to get the PawPaw, that I forgot to announce mine own Purr Day. It was yesfurday, on Valentine's Day. I'm fourteen years old now. I've been with Meowmie Debby, GranMeowmie, and the PawPaw for almost half my...

Sammy the 'Venture cat, this is Lilith Kitten. Is it too late to join you on your 'venturre? Lilith Kitten, Age 3 Official Document Examiner Of The Catmerica Police Department -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

Sammy, where did you go? Sammy? Uh-oh, I think I'm lost. Lilith Kitten -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

Harri, wake up! It's me, Kitty Schottland. I'ze gonna be yourown Caretaking Kitty and Purrivate Duty Nurse. I'ze taken care of a lot of kittiez before yourownselves, including mine winkwink Boogie The Harpurr Cat. I'ze a furry good nurse. I'll help you get well and go back to Unca Dan and...

Let the festivities begin! Come on, Sammy! I founded a nice place with lots of grass to roll in, and a sandbox for Ranger close by! Ranger, where is yourownselves? ---

Lewi, my love, are we still on our honeymoon? My typist, Miss Debby, has lost track of the threads. Kitty Schottland