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WEH GOTTED SNO by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Waow, ia n gwad weh r awh indoar Cats. Weh gotted ubaowr tew inchz uf dat wite stuf wast nite. Den et meltud, n nao et iz starting ugin. Et is kolt en da Owt tew. ai/weh feal bad n sad fur da homlus hoomins n catz n dogz wif noe pwase tew goh :( Lufs, Mosey frum hiz/owr warm hoam.
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March 18th 12 11:09 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Free da katnip krusade by Booker
Itz out der in da bakyard. Ize kin smell it frum a mile away. Itz CATNIP, and a highly potent form. Butted dey kaged it in so weze kant git it. Wat gud iz katnip in a kage?
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March 18th 12 11:05 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Party weekend by Harri Roadcat
If any kitties iz up fur a pawty, 'port over to ourz howse. Meowmie an Paw is up in Wiscatsin visiting wif Meowmie's sisfur an her Meowmie an Paw, and da Dum Dogg is at da dog hotel, so wez haf da whole house to ourselves. Amelia has bringed some yummies from da FluffyKitz warehouse, and Sammy...
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March 18th 12 10:58 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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TEL YER HOOMINZ UBAOWT DA KLOX by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Sundai Murning, Daylite Savings Time endz sew tel yer hoominz tew set der klox 1 howr furwrud befur dey goh tew bed. Mosey
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March 18th 12 10:36 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Offurink ov Pozishun: Assistant Chief Justicat by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Diz iz a repozt on diz gnu thred: Ranger, iz Chief Justicat da sayne fing az uh Juge? ai dunt hab uh job in diz wunnerful Community :( Pipps--pouting Pipps, Ar yu sayin dat yu wud be willink tu be Assistant Chief Justicat?
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March 18th 12 10:25 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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adventurz up a twee by Booker
Der ize waz. monitorin all dat waz gowin on in da bakyard, wile pawpaw waz reedin hiz buk. ize saw sumfin in da twee, so ize had to go vestigate lyke a gud kittie duz. ize klimed and klimed and klimed sum more an da sqwirrel gotted away frum me. Den pawpaw saw me. Ize waz sebenty elleven feets...
March 18th 12 10:22 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Job purr update by Amelia T Cat
This update is to remind everybody in the Community that Community purrs really do work! My Meowmie had her insurance license tests this morning, and she felt very unprepared and scared. But thanks to all the purrs of the community (and her hard studying, of course) she passed both parts! So...
March 18th 12 10:17 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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tour part2 by Storrmmee
ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see da wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter iz notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e akross ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a...
March 18th 12 10:14 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Pardiii Timez by Gramby
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on...
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March 16th 12 05:44 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Da hurted Cat iz beddur by Cheryl[_5_]
I duznt no if enycat rememfurs I posted bout a cat wat wuz badly injoored onna othur side uf thu provins. Well, he iz comin home frum thu TED hospittul - thu rilly far away wun were they makes noo TEDs - an iz much beddur. This artikul duznt hav eny bad piksures, butted Trouper luks lyke he iz...
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March 16th 12 05:38 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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BANG! I yam shot! by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
I've bin FRCPeed! I knew day wuz goin tu. I fewlt it in mine bownz I hid reeeel gud, weer I neber hid b-fur. I hid in da pooter ruum, undurda-dezk, on toppa da purrintur, waaaay in bak. Wewll, dey gotz me an tookt me fur mine shot. DUN"T tewll me it wuz furr mine own gud. Da olny gud ting iz weez...
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March 16th 12 01:16 AM
by Sylvia M[_3_] Go to last post
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moar purrz n prayerz fur owr paw pweez? 3-13-12 by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz NAWT!! Doz uthur hoominz in der kar LYED to da cop!! No hoominz got hert. ai wud wike tew skrach dem liars sew bad. Dat bad cop wudn't efen lisen...
March 15th 12 07:08 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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Purrs ur owr Paw pleez ? by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz NAWT!! No hoomin got hert. Dat bad poliseman wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!! BOSH & MRRRRRRRT!!!! Ifen dey goh tew kort, owr...
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March 12th 12 10:53 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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FANK YEW FUR DA PARTY HARRI by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
It waz/iz a wunerful Party, HARRI Weh r reely enjoyin et, but mabehapz et wyl goh on fur uhwile yet? Hmmmmm? We luv seing owr furendz habin fuhn. yeUP. Da fudz n drinkx r wunnerful. Fank yew fur inbiting usses. Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps (awf sumpwase wif Ranger) BobQat n Mimzy (Tygur...
March 12th 12 05:34 AM
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Bear's Fren Tukker goed to da Bridj by Will in New Haven
Wee all wike da Tukker butted hee is da Bear's oless n bess fren. He wuz kwit ol but up till Friday he wuz purty frisky an had lossa fun, following hims mommy Wenny all aroun da hous and playing wiff da chilrun an his broffurs, da booldog boys. Dat morning, he collapsed an he lay dere for a long...
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March 10th 12 10:14 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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A CANDLE FOR TUKKER by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=tuker Weh eech lited une Mosey, Pooky, Pipps n Sqweex
March 7th 12 08:52 PM
by Meowy Go to last post
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da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass by Storrmmee
Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the center of the ruum and nownces... ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat...
March 7th 12 06:36 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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Pardiii Timez-Tyme fur Lattes by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
After every kitty is getting tipsy from the wonderful drinks that Cybčle & Oriane have served to us all, I think we need some lattes. Mosey ports back home and gets his big latte machine, and asks, who would like a Cappuccino or a Latte? What's the difference? A Latte has coffee and more milk...
March 6th 12 02:24 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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We iz juss tryin to hewp by Sundance[_2_]
Whut wif Meowmie'zown noo liddle tummee, she haz to eet fudz mor timez a day dan befur. We kno dis iz a terrybul burdin, an we wantz to hewp by sharin it. Derefore, we iz willin to eet mor timez a day, too. Howsumeffur, Meowmie duz not unnerstan an iz still givvin ussez fudz only two timez a...
March 6th 12 12:51 AM
by MLB[_4_] Go to last post
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Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill by Will in New Haven
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa. She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an talkt about how wunnerful da...
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March 5th 12 10:39 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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