On Sunday, May 8, 2016 at 5:27:37 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote: I'z sitting here wif a new 2foot on Mommie day. He's nice. Iz letting him pet maiself. Eye like dis one! Iz purrring. Diss is gudgud. Butted keep an _eye_ on him. Boy cats an boy hoomins canNOT be trusted. -- Squeaktytoy, for her...

Well, Fred went out today for about the 5th time and was finally able to dig Jetadiah's box from underneath the workshop. It had ice in it under the insulation and it was sitting on a block of ice. But there was no Jetadiah in the box and no Jetadiah under the workshop. He has just disappeared. ...

My dear Secret Santa, We must apologize for the tardiness of our secretary. We received your gift to us about two weeks ago. We are eagerly anticipating the opening of it and the enjoying of its contents. With warmest Christmas wishes to you and yours, I remain, Sailor Baylor Brown, DOC,...

Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 58 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the seventh annual Sekrit Santa. For all the new kittiez on the rpcc newsgroup, if you sign up for the Sekrit Santa,...

Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! I am NOT fat, I'm...

Gud eevnin, kitties an utherz, old frenz an noo. Welkum to da 2017 Jellicle Ball. Wunce agin, I iz onnered to be yurown Mistress of Serrymoniez at owr most impurrtant event. Pleez be shur to sine da gest book if yoo haznt alreddy dun so. Dis yeer we iz in a wunnerful place, Antarctica. Sum of...

Dear Ms. Chief Justicat, Can a kitty have more than one winkwink? I'm asking, because Smokey Gordon asked me to be his winkwink (he is mineown first love), but I'm already winkwinked to Sammy da 'Venture Kitty (we've even adopted a kitten together, Ranger). Fangu, Lilith Kitten, Age 8 Chief...

Lewi, now that we are back from our honeymoon, would you like to teleport over to my place tomorrow (Friday) night to watch the fireworks? The PawPaw will be working tomorrow night, but Debby will be home, so we can go exploring in her closet. She just cleaned it out! Kitty Schottland

Fangu deer Sekrit Santa frum Catnada -- due Rennie Catz an Anti Heather! Dat wuz uh reel trezzur chest uv guddees! (we knew dare wuz gud stuff in dat box--we sniffed an sat on it but we hadda wayte) Catnip pillohs! Catnip mousies!! Rollee bawls in awl kolurs! Glitter bawls: Dansin Feffur...

Cash steps forward and says 'I am not sure how your cat-alert system works but Meomie jus let us know her 2foot friend Marilee was on watch when dey waves swept up to her cho (apartment/neighborhood in Japanese). Herself was owned by a small calico boy kittah named Pinto-chan. The cho building...

Since the Jellicle Ball is rapidly approaching, we need to decide where to hold it so we can prepare properly. I'll summarize below the places that have been suggested before. 1) Cat Island - where we held the Jellicle Ball in 2009. You can find information at http://goo.gl/dF04T 2) Catalina...

Punkins began her voyage to the Bridge today from home. I know she will be watching over us from above but at the moment, the Punkins size hole in my heart is enormous. Until we meet again my dear little girl, until we meet again. Fran (Mom to Puddi Cat and Punkins, RB) --

I finally got the autopsy results tonight. Spook didn't have a chance. Her heart was okay, but she had "high grade" lymphosarcoma of spleen and liver. Spleen rupture isn't common, and probably did because it grew very fast. And it's possible she died in her sleep, no one of knowing. I asked the...

Happi New Yeer Effurykitty!!! I hope all of you little kitties have a safe and happy new yeer. May your new yeer be filled with joy, treats and most of all, love Happy Purrdai to all Januwairee Kitties!! Happi Purrdai tew yew, Happi Purrdai tew yew,

purlese make brick fur Kat the paranoid, house of Bondi. this isa kittee dat wuz dumped atta soft anna furriez toona plaze, one of the cleanin wurkerz feeded hizsef but kuldint efur touch hissef but he did wate fur her anna meow thank you fur hizown fudz, MH

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There I was, minding my own business, watching the hoomanz get ready for their toona place when all of a sudden with no warning furry came in and snatched me from under the headboard, I knew something was up beclawz he NEFUR bothers me when I am in there. Then he stuffed me in the kitty jail and I...

Da surveilance satellites all da time ignore da catacopter, seeing as how it has da Roadcat logo on da side, so it'z gettin to be time to start wif some catacopter tours. We'z got accomodations for kitties, doggies, penguins, and lotz of other aminals. Wez will start by flying along da Larsen...

da owlde one wuz beree sick so da furree taked it to da ted fur metal mozterz, instead of fizin itsef himz ended up gettin a new metal monzter, OEJ

Memfur Harry-thu-Cat, aka Sir Harry Smudge? Meomie cat-sits him sumtymes, kwite resently, tu, an he wuz fyne then, altho furry old an frajile. Butted sins then, he wuznt eetin rite, so hiz Meomie anna Pawpaw tuk hum tu TED. Hez gotten thu cansermonsturs, limphoma. TED gaved him sum medsin that...