Deerest Furreinds; Lady Panda has left us tonite. TED Bonnie came offur tu ower howse, and helped her go tu de Bridge. She wuz still so strong, it were hard fur us all, but she wuz in pain and cudn't eet and her teeth were just falling out. We is purrowd tu haf known hur and Meowmie nos effen...

Mom says she needs to go talk to someone tomorrow about whether they want to give her tunas to do things for them, and she's a little nervous. Purrs for her, please? -- Felix, with help from his...

Oh meow goodnesses! I'm supposed to be getting winkwinked, but I don't know what to do or how to get ready! Miss Hobbes, won't you please help me? Lilith Kitten Age 3 Nervous Bride To Be -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

I lukt owt da windo an waddya tink I saw???? Uh Nooo Mooon!!! Duz dat meen dat da Jellicle Ball will be happinin soon? Izzit tyme tu get awl dresst up? Shud meowmee go tu da balt furr mine jooolz? Kwik...Sumwun tell me!!! Dyna, getting kinda luuny

https://sites.google.com/site/weighingthecats/home/scooter Scooter is furri sik and his human will take him to TED tomorro fir the last time. Kan you get riidy to lite a kandul? Spring who is yung and strong but sadd about scooter

Deze spotz ar still opin ... Purrleeez konsidur filling dem. Plus some 'Vice" Occifurz, if yu wish. We kin giff it wun moor week... Diplocat 2 Moon, Diplocat 2 Catnada Chancellor of the Exchequer, Secretary of Defense

Hello, Is there anyone here that knows what is Nutralime, as not in hydrated lime? If so can we discuss it as being used as a kittylitter mixture? Right now iam using baking soda, which is very expensive compared to lime, plus doesnot do even half the job that lime does, which, when you consider,...

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All the kitties are gathered in the grand ball room, some meowing to each other, others meowing just for the sake of it. The band, comprised of kitties from Tuxedo Nation, are playing soft music in the corner. At the far end of the room, FluffyKits Catering and Mice Cream (R) are setting up side...

Gud eevnin, kitties an utherz, old frenz an noo. Welkum to da 2017 Jellicle Ball. Wunce agin, I iz onnered to be yurown Mistress of Serrymoniez at owr most impurrtant event. Pleez be shur to sine da gest book if yoo haznt alreddy dun so. Dis yeer we iz in a wunnerful place, Antarctica. Sum of...

Hurky Kitty Club needs VP 2 take ofur fm me. Duteez minimal othur than hurkin. NE1 intrestid, pliz reply here & give qualificashuns. Louise, HKC Prez.

Meow, efurrykitty! And welcome to the Bonneville Salt Flats. I like to come out here when I wants to ride furry, furry fast. And I beated mineown personal best dis time - woohoo! Anyway, da reason I infited all of you here is so dat we could do anudder road trip. I was finking we could let any...

Itted wuz howwibl! Dey shook da haus up an down an sydewayz, an gnokked effuryting down awl offur da floor. I wuz awl by mineseff an hid in a gud pwayce. Den dey weft an it wuz kwiet butted I stayed in mine hiding pwayce efen wen da meowmie came hoam an called me an called me an gotted, wike,...

hewwo effurbuddy, catznd*gznpeepl. Mine spowss an minesefl wil be gawn fur awile so downt wurry boutted usses as we wil be bak b4 kissamouse. MeOwy, furryusly pakking da bagz in antissipayshun ob beeng on da bwak sand beech ob Qat Island aggin.

akording tu da Purrdai kitties, mai bootiful wink, MeOwy haz hur purrdai tewmurow, Joon 6 n ai wunt tu wysh mau bootiful wink uh Hapi purrdai, n sew du Tygur n Mayzy, owr bittiez. Lufs n *nosepoinks* n nip shampane. Mosey

Deer RPCC Boykitteez: Yoo iz korjully invitid to a batchelur pawtee fur Chester, hoo will soon be winked to hiz beluvvid Miss Lucy. It will be held in da RPCC Gentlekitteez Klub, an we will hav full aksess to awl da Klub'z fasillateez. Dere kichenz will purrpare a wunnerful koktale hour and...

It is with great sorrow that I have to tell you that our 12 year old beautiful long haired tortoiseshell cat Sqweex went to Rainbow Bridge, this morning or last night. She slept beside me for awhile last night, & purred me to sleep. This morning about 7 am PST I found her in the room where she had...

I wood wike tew axk fur sum purrz n prayerz fur mineown Meowmie, hoo haz uh nastee floo monster in hur tumee, n hur told meeeeee dat herown neez feal lyke dey r broke n hur jest kriez in da bed. Pa iznt fealin tew gud eethur.. I twy n purr reel laowd tew mayke dem feal beddur. Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrt...

Mine Unka Pat has a d*g named Maggie. I don't normally care fur d*gs, but dis one is a nice d*g. Her was nice to Samantha kitty when Sam was alive, and her takes good care of Unka Pat. Maggie has seizures. Her has been on medicine for it for a couple years and it has helped some, but her has still...