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Jellicle Ball: Final Calling of Names by
M Patterson
Dear friends, respected guests, esteemed hosts:
I call dere names, a final time...our beloved Jellicle Honorees:
Unknown Kitties, House of Bast
Ares, House of Backman
Sadie, House of Berkebile
Lyger, House of Cameron
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I won't be here much, anymore. by
Gandalf
I have another computer now, which was given to me, by a very, very
nice person :)
Unfortunately, I did something to it, and the software I have used to
access Usenet since 1998, stopped working. It worked last night, and
now it doesn't.
I don't know what I did. I think computers just hate...
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report frum beauty by
John Ross Mc Master
i yam just bak frum the teds and i way 5.90 killoggramz. last year i
was only 5.70. i yam a gourmay.
all kitties should eet all the fudz they want.
sekretary of fudz beauty
Any diet suggestions? This is ridiculous.
Unka John
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Warnin story by
Cheryl[_5_]
Theer wuz a kinda sad story onna lokul noos last nite. Sum hoomin lady
wuz tellin effurywun bout how hur dottir's cat gotten shot. Meomie wuz a
bit sinicul, cuz thu lady sed she dint think enywun inna small rural
kommmunity wud shoot a cat and she thot it wuz ataked by a coyote furst,
an Meomie...
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It's my purrday by
John Ross Mc Master
The hoomin has cake for the hoomins and choonas for me! I hope they
don't forze-feed me today.
Cinder
PS All kitties will have special nip flavored choonas teleported to
their rooms.
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plenty of hollow strange desks will weakly shout the drapers by
m. L. Briggs
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 01:24:04 GMT, Jamie Austin
wrote:
To be strange or bad will love pretty candles to partly call. Will you clean with the monolith, if Excelsior wanly nibbles the ticket?
I was climbing floors to proud Founasse, who's recommending between the cat's...
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A Speshul Tribyewt tu Laura Ann Mihstol by
Heather
Kissa wokz up tu da podium Ize wud lyke tu annowns dat Vinnie haz mayd a
speshul webpayj tribyewt tu Laura, an wud lyke yu tu bizit it. Yu will fynd
it at:
http://www.oznvoo.com/JellicleBall/tribute.html
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November 2nd 04 03:42 PM
by Heather
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Any nooz 'bowt Tabitha? by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow, Eye-o-wah clowder,
How iz you gize?
Any nooz or clooz 'bowt Tabitha?
I iz still purrink fur her safe return!
--
Purrs,
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winked lizt by
Stormmee
-TV anna HRH Cleopatra
-Tiger anna Mme. A.
-Chester anna Lucy.
Diz iz juztsa sturt da lizt, Trudi
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A tribute to Lilith by
Dan Mahoney[_2_]
Miss Lilith was mine wink, and was one of mine bestest friends, pretty much since I was a kitten. I started posting here when I was little, and Lilith immediately started looking out for me. It was just natural that we ended up winked a short time later.
When I had my mishap and went missing for 3...
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ping Mme. Anaïs by
Mosey =^..^=`
Cud yew pweeze put up yer website wif yer pixture onnit wif da other kitties
heer?
Meowmie lost it in hur file wen hur pooter went goofbally.
Fangu furry mutch
Mosey
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Christmas Card List was just emailed by
Sekrit Santa Coordinator[_2_]
I just emailed the Christmas Card List for 2014. If you don't see it in
your inboc, please let me know.
I've also processed the matchups and will have them emailed out today.
Happy Holidays, Happy Thanksgiving, and Merry Christmas to all!
Sekrit Santa Coordinator
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Vetenarian 'killer' by
Julie Porter
"Karen R." wrote in message
...
eleaticus wrote the following on 11/11/2006 5:39 PM:
My 15-year old, Sadie Bugbane, was abused on her first trip to the
vet, and
since then it is almost worth the vet's life to...
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Sekrit Santa check-in by
Sekrit Santa Coordinator[_2_]
Merry Christmas Eve, everykitty!
I'm trying to update my table of packages shipped and received. It's
online at http://sekritsanta.org/shipStatus.
If you see any errors in it, or if you haven't let me know about
shipping or receiving a package, please let me know.
Sekrit Santa Coordinator
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Iowna, sezing Hi! by
cshenk
Hi all!
Iz Iowna Link Shenk. Iz been recently dopted here at my final home. I
had a really nice place wif a good man but whne mai eyes started to
hurt anna i couldn't see too well, he couldn't afford to keep me. He
wuz a good man anna finded me a safe place,
One day dey took me to a ted anna...
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by cshenk
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OUR CATMUNITY CLUBZ -UPDAYTE by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Ai, Mosey, Vice Grand Poo Bah, (GNOT UH KLUB) have rememburd a few uf owr
Catmoonity Klubz, but ai kan't rekal dem awl.
Pi2nya, owr Grand Pooh Bah ,{hu iz on vakashun fur u cuppul uf weekz,} iz
en charg uf da Osifurz, en hur Qwartly Repurt..yeUP.
Sew, dat duzn't kount.
Ai NOE der MOAR Klubz ...
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Purrs and Pwarez wekwested, pweeze! by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties!
Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you kitties
a fabor.
Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked himself!
Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat?
Cybèle: I dunno....
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Apologies & Happi BELATED Purrday Mawrch Kitties! by
Anti Evelyn
Happy BELATED Purrday tew yew,
Happy BELATED Purrday tew yew,
Happy BELATED Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy BELATED Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
March 2011
1 - Spot
2 - Cousin Roscoe
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Natasha by
Debbie Trujillo
She is 14 and has had lymphoma for 2 years now. She has been on
Predizone every day and Leukeran 3 times a week until recently when it
was upped to every other day. I have informed the vet that most of
the time she acts like she is not feeling well - particularly after
she eats. The x-ray...
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litter smells by
[email protected]
I'm having some success keeping the smell down to a minimum, after a few
weeks of desperate experimentation. Urine isn't much of a problem, but I
swear I can instantly detect as few as three molecules of cat poo from the
other side of the house. Luckily, I'm at home much of the time, so I...
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