Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...

Meowmie finully let us opin owr pakig frum owr sekrit santa!! What fantabulous wonders we found in der!! We gotted lots of treats (Furry Yummy) and a coolcool teeser onna stik in Christmas colors, and da most funnest fing,.... a boogie mat!!!! weze heard about dem, but haff neffer seen one!! ...

Purrrffftt Hi, friendz. Itz da GrowlTiger, da depradatator ritin, but Ize not depradatatin tuday. Ize gotta be dignificated cuz Ize da senior cat here an I haff sadsad nooz. Owr cuzzin, Mr. Marco-da-Magniffizent, went to da Rainbow Bridge yezterday effening. So pleeze make purrz for hiz...

On Life by Mr. T.S.Eliot, VC There is a Maker: All the wonder that is, is no accident nor chaos. The Maker has a plan, and the plan has no end, and the plan is life, and life is the plan. Life is not the living of one or of few or even of many, but the stream and flow together of all lives and...

A liddle tiny kitten on RPCA, Miss Whiskers, needs a lot of purrs. Her waz abandoned in a trash bin and when her was found one of her eyes was realreal sick and had to be taked out. Now her is having trouble breathing, just like when I getted so furry sick. So everykitty who can spare a few...

We iz sad to announce dat owrz cuzzin, Tybalt, Howse uf Koster, went to da Bridge in da wee howers uf da morning on Awgust 31. He wuzznt sik dat ennywun noo uf, an he waz playing wif hiz sisfur KiKi jest da nyte befur. Wen hiz Meowmie woke up, he wuz inna liffin rum, an wuz alreddee gone to da...

Da last few days haf been furry busy! On Wednesday a bunch of strangers showed up and started taking stuff out of da downstairs of da house. Paw was workin wif dem, so I figgered it was ok, but I still kepted an eye on demm. On Fursday Paw locked all of usses kitties in Harri's room in da...

Calvin of the House of Call was helped across Rainbow Bridge about an hour ago. Her blood sugar fluctuated wildly and she was not responding well so the vet ran more tests. She had FIP and was fading fast. Her family and I thank you for all the purrs. Gabrielle, with MMS Calvin as a...

What to say about Her Royal Highness, Princess Nosy? Miss TuffGirl Kitty. Who could wear a Kissamouse Tree skirt wif as much flair as ours sissfur? Or convince Mommy to do the hoomin-onna-string fing in the Out ofur an' ofur, even though efurry time she wailed like a banshee for hours when da...

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It's today. Is every kitty ready? Clarence starts giving himself a good bath to get ready. He teleports to Lake Louise and notices that everything is set up but that no other cats have arrived yet. Where is every kitty?

Diz iz gudbye tew all mine furry frendz an hoominz onna lizt, RPCC an such placez.... I am juss tew tyred tew fite ennymore. Meowmie haz dun hur furrybestist tew feed mineownself an stick mee like a pinchushon wiff waddermonsters evefurry nite. Fud iz juss no gud ennymore an I iz tew tyred tew git...

oh hai Ranger, um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur? Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo vury mutch ahem.. Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz. *Pipps...

Dere seemz to be a brake in da tribyootz, so I will take dis opurrtoonity to remind yurownselvez of a fyoo fingz. Firstest, pleez rememfur to sine da Gestbuk so we kan rememfur awl da frenz hoo wuz heer dis yeer. Da catererz haz dun a wunnerful job uv purrparin difurent fudz and befurajez, an...

Mosey offers 2 b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties cuz ai wyl beh 13 yeerz old on May 1. Weh _aw_l miz Ralph De Ralph dun't weh? :( Ower Deepizt condolences fur da loss of Ralph De Ralph. OEJ, wud yu b willink tu b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties? We gneed a nu Secretary of...

Rosco leads storrmmee onto the dance floor anna da tradishunal song iz pwaed... dey iz danzin slowly anna all alone den da wedding parti comez to da danze floor, chester takes lucy's paw afur da rezt of da party had begined danzin,... den az in da hoomin kustum tv cuts in and takes storrmmee...

Pssst, kittiez! A liddle mowsie told me dat Unka Dan gottid a noo toona place, far away in Eye-Oh_Wah, and will be mofink soon wif his kitty fambly. So joyne me kittiez in wishing da Highland Kittiez and Unka Dan and Anti Nancy awl of da bestest! -- Purrs,

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Paw went owt ta feed da burdees tonite n he came bak inna howse n he wus madmad! He ses dares been a hokk inna gardun n sum poor wittle burdee has copped it. Dare ar feffers effuryware! Well, hes onny gotted himself tu bwaime. He dussnt wike us gettin inna OWT! If we had bin inna OWT we wud haff...

a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and hollers owt for efurione to hear: in!!!\\\ Da gramby needz purrz!!! don't azk no qweskinz!!! She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...