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Happi Purrdai Febrewairee Kitties !! by
Purrdai Kitties
Happi Purrdai Febrewairee Kitties
Happi Purrdai tew yew,
Happi Purrrrrrrrrdai deer rpcc kitties,
Happi Purrdai tew yew!
an mennee moor!
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Purrs and prayers needed....again. by
Gandalf[_4_]
The hospital called my Mother today, and moved the date of her heart
valve replacement from Feb. 14th to Feb. 2nd. It's a long story why.
But, if anything happens, and my Mother can't get the heart valve
replaced on that date, then there are no other dates available, for an
indeterminate period of...
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Yarnmosters tacked mineslfz by
Gramby
Dere it wuz free in da mornink and I waz sleepink but I had to uze da
lidderbox. So I jumped down off da afhghan gramby was wurkink on. U kno
what at yarn had da nerf ta do? It ketched on mine bak footz and hung in
dere. Well it wuz dark and I fout it was chazing mineselfz. I wuz so
skared...
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mine furz!!! by
Storrmmee
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been
pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine
anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt...
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Warnin frum da hoomin by
Booker
Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:
Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:
There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between
meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets used to be
connected an kitties could escape...
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Toonya, iz Rebecca an me still inbited? by
Sundance[_2_]
Meowmie iz goin to da hospittle tomorro, an we wud like to port down to stay
wif yurownself after she leevz. We will purrobly port bak a kupple uv timez
a day so da howsesitter duznt git suspishus, an to eet da fudz she putz owt
(derez no sentz in wastin da fudz!). Iz dat still OK?
Sundance
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at owrz howze today by
Storrmmee
da soft anna furree wuz unpakin boxes, when furee finded da cake pwate, anna
unfurtunately it had gone to da brige, inna millin shardz... alla uses catz
iz beree sad beclawz when soft didunt haffa cake or fruitz init, we sleeped
in it efin do we wuzint spota, OEJ
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Da Nitely Nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC
is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from
the Sound of Music is playing...
Cybele: And now, from
Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz!
Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going...
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middle of nyte citement by
Booker
Effurryfing was qwiet. All da hovse waz sleepin.
Chappy waz on da bed next to meowmie.
Snowflake was unner da koverz next to mewomie.
Ize waz bored.
So ize pounced on Chappy.
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WEH IZ WIFOWT WADDR UGIN by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
O MRRRRRRRRT!!
Mozt uf da mobilhoam park wer weh lif en haz noe litez, heet r wadder, but
weh r bwezed wif heet n lite, but dunt got inny waddr ugin!!
Owr Pa gotted sum diztilt waddr fur drinkin n hym fyld up da baftub sew dey
kan flush der fingy.
Cud yew pweez purr fur doz hoomins n cats n...
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smart meowmie by
Snowflake
Ize waz starfin. Effen dough ize had eeted all mi fudz in da afternoon
ize was starvin.
Dey gifz me haf a kan of gushy fuds in da mornin an haf a kan in da
affernoon.
But last nyte ize waz still starfin.
So wen meowmie walked in da fud room ize runrun hard to katch hur an ize
told hur ize waz...
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When its time tu change a light bulb by
Meowy
How da kittee duz it is da last fing on dis page. Meowy
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on the Breed.
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead
of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
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Skary advechoor by
Cheryl[_5_]
Wen yu iz onna airplane wif yur hoomin, alwayz stay inna bocks anna
neffur choo onna wyres.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2012/01/25/ns-loose-cat-plane.html?cmp=rss
or
http://alturl.com/84htv
--
Sam
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a fun time fur uses by
Storrmmee
so finalee da hoominz bringed owrz sekret sant in anna soft opined it, we
had lotsa nip, pwayed wif manee toyz anna hoominz laffed at uses, dey like
der prezzies, anna dey efin gettin a howze warmin prezzie dat soft lofed, so
efuri hoomin anna kittee wuz beree happee, OEJ
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Toby Has A Home! by
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
Does everyone remember me posting about a tabby kitten my sister had taken in back in December? His name was Toby, and I was trying to help her find him a home. I'm posting back to let you all know that Toby has a home! I put my sister in contact with the Kaboodle Ranch, and she dropped Toby off...
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Meen, meen TED! by
Rebecca[_2_]
Tuday I sufferd da yeerly indignitee uv goin to da TED. I had da uzual -- I
gotted shot, da TED steeled sum uv myown bludz, etc. Dis time, tho, da meen,
meen TED also stikked a needul in myown bootiful tale! Why wud she do dat?
Rebecca
Hoomin note:
I resintly notissed... I mean, recently...
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From Mosey's Mom: Back Online Jan 20 by
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
I wanted to let you know we are back online for now, anyway.
Blanket purrs and prayers for those who need them.
Just to let you know, we, here, near Seattle, have been without power for
over 15 hours, and it came back on
about an hour ago, thank God!
We have no running water, because the place...
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Da ghostz by
Gramby
O T and Harri along with Lizzy and Willow ae curled up on the couch at Unkle
Dans. Suddenly the temp in the room seems to drop a great deal. O T comes
alert and wakes Ranger who is nearby. Ranger dere iz sumphin elze in diz
rum. They lay quietly for a few minutes and suddenly two cat heads...
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vynelz monzterz by
Storrmmee
so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin,...
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