Owr nexr doar naybur,, uh nise hoomin naym uf Andy, kald mai paw on da fonefingy n telled Paw dat uh rakoom skard hiz 25 pownd Tuxie, (wike pookyKat, hu waiz 20 lbz) name uf Brutus Da hoomin sho0o0ooed da rakoom uhwai, n den lokd, Brutus en da shed wif wadder n fudz, 'commode' bub lef da doar...

Me an Missy Missy bows wuz lazin aroun mine rume, laffing at dogs an hoomins an telling storees. Den we heerd a weerd noyz. Making shor der wuz gno hoomins aroun, beclaws dey wood be shokd, we wevitated to da winner an wookd ouSIDE. An wut did wee see. Missy cuts in smooooothly WASCAL wuz...

A blue and yellow space shuttle lands in Mosey's big back yard and Mosey carries his new Bride Meowy out and thank Leela and Fry for the trip. All the presents have been put in the big house We hadded sew mutch fun on da Mune sez Mosey, we meeted sume Mune men..yeUP, dere r Mune men , n wee...

Wascal, hoo has been Out a lotlot, tole us a scary story about a SNACKING TURKLE dat bit somebody's little hoofie off. Wee ar scard Under da bed in Uncl Billz room Calling da Bear to protek usses. An Piglett, tell Wascal to tak bak dat storee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVbkz_3lO3c Shee iz allus on our TeeVee, tellin peepl to wuv an care four aminals. All ub uz kitteez wuv her an so duz Bear an da parruts. An Uncl Bill an Aunt Micki two. -- WooToo

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Meowmie put uz inna contezt, (My Pet's Better Than Your Pet), furr ourown furrmur vet (TED) online website an WEE WUN!!!! Wee iz famuz naow! O, thuh prize iz wun mumf uff free Revolution (flee medicine) Yay! No mor fleez! Fangu, fangu, (Max and Boo taking...

I wikes to gitz umber da kuvvvers wif da meowmie an make bwed an purrr an haff hur pet mine hed an den i goez to sweep. Jus wike wen i wuz a widdl bittee kittee wif mine mommycat hoo wud wik mine face an hed an eers. Wen da bitteez gwow up to bee big catz, der mommycat wil hiss an swap at dem if...

His meowmie iz furry gnice butted she kannot com too dis nosegroop an tak rite, sew wee founded out heee izn feelin gudgud wen Uncl Bill reeded abote it on dat uvver nosegroop. Hee izn feelin gud beclaws he haz kidnee problums an anemya. Hee iz a wunnerful Big Dood an reelly luvs his meowmie. Hee...

ai gezz hur pooter iz styl at da pooter ted n weeeeee mizz herownself n O T n Willow n Miz Piglett. MRRRRRRRT on dem nazty pooter greeblingz dat dam pooter needzta git fixed wut IZ broaken...n faztfazt. yeUP!!! Luz n *nosepoinks* Mosey, MeOwy, Mayzy, n Tygur n n PookyKat n Pipps n Sqweex, n...

Dis iz a summery ob da gnooz frum RPCA for doze uv ussez hooz sekretaries r too lazee anna stoopid to reed it an tell ussez bout it or hoo kant getted it four sum reezon. May 29 wuz Flippy’s birdday, wich iz sellybrated wurldwide az Flippy Day. If yooz din sellybrate, go on bak an doo sew. Da...

Since mineown hoomins are limiting demselves to da bottom floor of dis howse we just mofed in to, us kitties haf complete control over da second floor. We was finking dat maybe some of you kitties might like to 'port over after da Island tour (or maybe even during da tour) fur a little party....

IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 88 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the eighth annual Sekrit Santa. For all the new kittiez on the rpcc mail list, if you...

Dere haz bin bwot tu mine purrtension a snigifurkent purrblem ob da Inteereur. Itted iss da madder ob da dorrs. Dees ar fings da hoominz yoodalize tu purrfent da ingwess an egwess ob kitteez furm wun rum tu anuffur. Du pwymary offendur iss da bafrum dorr, wich cawzez wotta caterwalling forfkumming...

I had a weerdweerdweerd dreem! In da dreem I wuz dressed up az a bunnee an got cawt in a cave in a net wif crabs an got reelreel confuzzled abowt who I iz. It wuz skeery! Ize glad its ofur now. Dat wuz a dreem, wuzn't it? Allegra -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net

Myne Meomie iz mumblin sumfin bout diggin fur China fur sum reeson an I duznt unnerstan why she seems annoied. We haz tu lidderboxes inna bak rum. An uf corse theer iz lotsa eggstra lidder. Becuz it iz kinda hevy an Meomie iz kind feebul, wen she buys thu big cheep bockses, she puts thu liddur...

Dis messaje is fwum us. Notted dat badbadbad Meomie! Wees purrin fur awl da kittiez n hoomins n fewal kittiez in danjur onna eest side of catmerica whu has been inna paff of dat Iwene huwwicain fingy. If it getz tutu bad, yu can awl com offur heer (nuffur baleful wook atta Meomie) we has woom n...

Well we see dat thu snowmonsters is froze n has beklum a froze wandscape. No buddy has tu go owt if not impurrtant bissyness. Ower sekatree has decided tu bee on impurrtant bissyness n goes owt effury mornin. She furstlee scrapes awl thu skin offa da metalmonsturs face, den she runs bak in sayin...

Dis is a boootiful day here in New Jersey. Weez sittin on our lovely kitty perches in da windows and watchin da chipmonks runnin arownd. Ders lots of birdies too ...... weez very very busy tewday. MaryJ and Domino

Mom n Pa gotted uh 2 foot pink tinsel twee wast yeer n nao et haz wite litez n pink ornumuntz on it n et wooks reel pritty. Et iz on da end taybul bai da windoe. We luffs et. Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps